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"if you see someone shoplifting, no you didn't" no but like. i really didn't. i have never in my life seen someone shoplifting because i'm not watching anyone else in the grocery store..? how are y'all noticing things like that. my only goals are enter the store, survive, exit the store

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cried a lot y'all

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every time they showed the printer shops and theo didn’t open the door I died a bit inside

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hey hey hey

Assigning you a song that makes white people go nuts (from experience)

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Saw a post like this with negative outlook so I asked for it to be fixed

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which is definitely not an omen

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if i was a cat would u pspsps me

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Tbh I never really thought Cole Sprouse was that attractive and I didn’t get all the thirst over him.

Turns out, he just needed to be grimed up a bit.

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God to be a goth girl in 1989 with her undead lover

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sorry i didn't text back i've been having a bad day since i was like 12 years old

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so the house of representatives just passed a bill that will now move to the senate to BAN tik tok completely in the united states and they are expected to argue that “national security risks” outweigh the freedom of speech and first amendment rights. biden has already said that if it gets to him, he will sign it. whether or not you use the app…….this is something to be worried about

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Jonathan Glazer’s speech was brave and heartfelt, and at the biggest moment of his career. Thank you to him and to all of our Jewish brothers, sisters and siblings who are putting their careers and relationships on the line for the truth. Your voice is so important.

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Being a little too cold: brrrr i’m a little too cold !!!

Being a little too warm: i am going to kill the next person who makes eye contact with me.

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these two months of 2024 have been five years respectively

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I get why people like Desperate Housewives so much now. The levels of cunt in this show are off the charts. The slayometer is broken from too much serving

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adam's mum singing this part to him has me sobbing in childhood emotional neglect thanks for coming to my ted talk