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When was the last time you ate something green and NO GREEN M&M'S DON'T COUNT
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We need the obnoxious atheists back. I know they engineered their own destruction by being annoying and pretentious, but it has become apparent how essential to the ecosystem they were. The religious fanatics have become too bold without their natural predators. Jesus wojaks would have been torn to shreds in 2011.
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just learned today that there was a german monk who was obsessed with witches and women having sex so he wrote an entire book called the hammer of witches where in one part he describes in detail that witches have the ability to make people’s penises disappear and they keep the penises as pets and feed them oats
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Still fascinated that human pet guy is still here alive and well. You think he would've died by now
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wouldn’t t mind being stuck behind this beauty
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Tattooed women from Bildnerei der Gefangenen (Artistry of Prisoners) by Hans Prinzhorn (1926)
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Having a Minotaur Boyfriend would be so fucking funny
Like imagine crying on the couch and you hear his thunderous, big body SUV built ass footsteps approach you.
"Baby, what's wrong," he says tenderly as he rubs your shoulder.
You look up to explain how bad your day was with tears in your eyes and you fucking see this:
I made a small drabble based on this
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Leaked documents from RFK Jr's MAHA/Project 2025
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"hurt people hurt people" okay i will okay i will
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