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Baby fever is sooooooo omegaverse coded. What do you mean some people just Have this fervent spontaneous desire to raise a family what? You really need a baby inside of you? And that will bring you joy? I’ve been thinking for months (9 actually /j)
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Old man on old man mpreg. Like we got two men that think they are way past their prime and that their biological clocks have stopped so no more babies, maybe they've also fathered plenty of kids before so they just think "Eh no more kids" when BOOM one of them gets pregnant and have to start all over again
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I wonder if anyone would be mad If I drew Beatle mpreg
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can’t imagine carrying a mini bruce lee around was easy
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Baby Prompt List
This is a long prompt list! 100 prompts from pregnancy up until toddler. Feel free to use this prompt list by reblogging, if you do use it tag me in it. I would love to read your work! I may do a second baby prompt list! Also I used a few prompts from other lists, credit to those for being so talented.Thank you for using if you do! 1. He/She is kicking 2. Is this a pregnancy test? 3. I think I’m in labour 4. My waters have just broken 5. He/She weed all over me 6. I’m late 7. Pregnancy hormones are no joke 8. I’m craving 9. I feel so fat 10. Nothing fits me 11. You need to change that nappy, it is so full 12. He/She is pissing everywhere 13. Oh we do make cute babies 14. Triplets, oh wow 15. We have got our work cut out with this one 16. Daddy where do babies come from? 17. You aren’t helping me here 18. I want another baby 19. You need some sleep, you are exhausted 20. Stomach bug? No, morning sickness 21. It’s your turn 22. Welcome home 23. That smell is repulsive 24. Can we make more babies? 25. Troublesome twins 26. You are going to look just as beautiful as mummy 27. I don’t want a baby brother or sister 28. She has got you wrapped round your little finger 29. I’m not sharing my toys 30. I’m too young to have a baby 31. Can you play with me? 32. Hide from mummy 33. I made this for you 34. I’m pregnant 35. I have a human growing inside of me,I’m not okay 36. They are your first steps 37. Of course your first word is daddy 38. This parenting hing is tiring work 39. Pregnancy tests don’t lie 40. I’m so hungry 41. Can we go see daddy? 42. Play hide and seek with me 43. I’m not playing with my brother/sister 44. How do they have so much energy? 45. How do I give birth to her/him, only for the baby to look like you 46. Just eat your food please 47. Do not throw that on the floor 48. I don’t remember the last time I had a full nights sleep 49. He/She is so poorly, it’s okay. I’ve got you 50. Did the scary monster get you while you were sleeping? 51. Mummy’s cuddles are always the best 52. I’m a handyman, this room will look amazing 53. Can we have more children? 54. Walk towards daddy 55. Can I cuddle you mummy? 56. Mummy I miss daddy 57. I can’t sleep 58. I need a plaster, I cut my knee 59. Did you hurt yourself baby? 60. You are in a playful mood aren’t you? 61. How are you going to big school today? 62. You are so grown up 63. Where has my little baby gone? 64. Can we go and see nanny? 65. I’m glad we finally have some alone time 66. Let’s have a daddy daughter/son day 67. Can I go through this again? 68. I don’t remember you pushing this baby out 69. I’m the cool parent, they can’t admit it 70. We don’t eat mud, please do not put that in your mouth 71. I don’t know if I can do this 72. How many babies are we having? There is enough clothes for a 100 of them 73. You have been throwing up for hours 74. Please don’t tell me that you bough the kids a dog 75. Was this baby a mistake? 76. I feel so emotional, I need a slap to stop me crying 77. Why are you awake? You need to sleep 78. My life is complete with you 79. Did you just say pregnancy is hard? How the fuck would you know? 80. I’m in so much pain 81. I know its the hormones talking, but you are pissing me off 82. Are you okay? You are acting off 83. You aren’t pregnant are you? 84. Are my tshirts comfy? Because I see they are all missing 85. The bump is in the way, we can’t have sex 86. I feel so uncomfortable, the baby is wriggling far too much 87. All I do is complain, I am not that mum 88. I’m a cool mum 89. Put the baby on your chest, like skin to skin 90. I have stretch marks, look at them 91. I can’t have children 92. The adoption process is for us 93. But they aren’t my children 94. This is what kids do to you, having a sneaky wine while hiding from them 95. Finally they are asleep, this has been a long day 96. Who told me children’s homework was supposed to be this hard? 97. Single parenting is tough 98. But I’m not their biologocial parent, they don’t know me 99. Mummy, why don’t we see daddy? 100. Why did you make me pregnant again?
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Hi! Could you possibly make some pregnancy/baby/domestic prompts? Thanks!
Sure!
B often stays up later than A, and they check on A while she’s asleep just to make sure she and the baby are okay.
A constantly wanting junk food and B having to hide the junk food so she doesn’t get sick during her pregnancy.
A or B telling their parents about the baby, they could react really well or really badly.
A feels very insecure about their parenting abilities but B reassures that they are doing great.
A and B taking turns staying home with the baby.
The baby/toddler always trying to ‘help’ A or B with a task, like whenever one of them is painting, the kid will take a paintbrush and try to rub it all over the canvas. (Bonus if when the kid is older they are really good at the what they always tried to do)
Whatever B’s main hobby is, they will do something special for the kid. Maybe B is really good at cooking, then they make special baby food for them instead of buying it from the store.
A, B, and C are all best friends. One day, A and B are at a party, they get drunk, and A gets pregnant. There is no romantic attraction between the two though. A and B really cannot afford this baby, but C is pretty rich and lets A and B live with them and pays for all of the stuff they need for the parenting. They all raise the kid together.
Same as the previous prompt, except they are all teenagers and A and B have to hide the pregnancy or their parents will be really angry and C has to secretly help them out because their parents wouldn’t let them use the family’s money to do this.
You don’t have to give credit for any of these, but if you do write something with these please send it to me! I’d love to read it.
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Pregnancy/Family Prompts/Starters
Got bored, pregnancy/family is my soft spot so. I couldn’t find any lists that satisfied me so I’m making my own! Feel free to reblog without sending in a prompt! Also feel free to edit and adapt. Scenarios and prompts are mixed in together!
Discovery
“This is your fault.”
“Take responsibility.”
One party finds out they’re pregnant while the other party is away/captured/missing.
Sitting on the floor of a public bathroom holding a positive pregnancy test.
Denying they’re pregnant until they pass out (what from, you decide).
Hiding pregnancy from the other partner.
“Remember how I said I didn’t want kids?”
“I didn’t think we’d ever do it.”
“My parents are gonna be so happy.”
“My parents are gonna kill me.”
“I told Mom/Dad I’m pregnant, they kicked me out.”
“Do you think it’ll be a boy, or a girl?”
During Pregnancy
Baby kicks for the first time.
Discussing baby names.
Cuddling.
“You’re not fat, you’re pregnant, and even if you were fat, I don’t care. I love you.”
“I dunno if I’ll be a good Mom/Dad.”
“I’m emotional and pregnant, leave me alone.”
“Get them to settle down in there, will you?”
Labor/After Birth
“Baby’s coming, now.”
“Don’t let go of my hand, okay?”
“You’re not going anywhere.”
“I can’t do this.”
“I’m so tired.”
A long and difficult labor, with a good or bad end.
“I’m going to kill you if you do this to me again.”
Parents relaxing with their newborn(s)/looking at them in awe.
“I will always protect you.”
“You can do this.”
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How about a few dialogue prompts where the Hero/Villain finds out that the Villainess/Heroine is pregnant with their children?
((Thank you so much for this ask, because I absolutely live for hero/villain prompts!!!))
1. “Why’d you wanna meet here?” The villain asked with a raised brow, taking a seat at the bar right next to the hero. “To be honest, I’m surprised I even got the note in the first place. You and I don’t usually meet unless it’s in a battle.” The villain’s eyes sparkled with mischief. “Or in the-”
“Don’t finish that statement,” the hero warned, giving him a glare. The villain grinned back at her.
“You know it’s really been awhile since we’ve seen each other,” the villain added, looking a little too nonchalant. “Did something happen?”
“I haven’t been feeling well,” the hero muttered. She shook her head. “I guess there is, er, something that sort of happened.” The villain leaned in closer.
“Well, don’t leave me hanging. Hey, bartender!” The villain waved down the barkeep. “I’ll have a scotch on the rocks! And something sweet for the lady.”
“No alcohol!” the hero said quickly, finally turning to face the villain. He gave her an odd look.
“No alcohol? What, are you -,” he trailed off, his eyes growing wide and skimming over the hero’s body, searching for a sign of what he now suspected.
2. “Please stop!” the villainess darted away on her hands and knees, holding her stomach in a crouched position. “I can’t fight you!”
“Then why did you blow up the market? Innocent people died!” the hero yelled in anguish. “I thought you had changed!”
“I have!” the villainess cried. “It wasn’t me! I haven’t even left my home for nearly a month!” The hero paused.
“You haven’t?” he asked. What he should have asked was, Then who blew up the market? What villain is running around killing innocent people? But what he ended up asking was, “Why? Why haven’t you left your home?” The villainess’ face drained of color.
“Because….because…,” she stammered. She pulled herself up into a kneeling position, arms still wrapped around her stomach. She sighed, staring at her stomach in what was almost a sweet manner before meeting the gaze of the hero. He understood a second before she spoke. “I’m pregnant.”
The hero’s mouth gaped open in a wide O shape. “You’re pregnant? F-for how long? Who’s ….,” he sputtered before steadying himself with a deep breath. “Is it mine?”
“Yes,” the villainess whispered.
3. “I should have told you sooner.”
“Uh, yeah. I avoided you for months because of our last fight. Then you disappeared off the map, and once I find you, I find you pregnant. Like, really pregnant! And it’s mine. My kid. It’s a lot to take in.”
4. “Why didn’t you tell me?” the villain asked quietly, kneeling before the crying hero.
“I didn’t know what you would say, or think,” she whispered, tears running down her face. “I know this thing between us has always been a little odd, and a baby will complicate things, and I was just so confused! I didn’t know if you would want any part of this!” She froze as the villain reached his hands forward, gently cradling her face.
“I chose you. I’ve always wanted you,” he said fiercely. “And I will make sure nothing happens to you or our child.”
5. “My baby?” the hero asked, staring at the villainess. She nodded. He blinked, then whooped with joy, grabbing the villainess in a circle.
“Hey, hey, watch it!” the villainess said, trying her best to sound stern but finally laughing at the hero’s reaction.
“We’re gonna have a baby! I’ll be a dad!” The hero yelled. He stopped suddenly, setting the villainess down. “Oh, I shouldn’t be picking you up like that! It could be bad! And there’s so much to prepare for….”
The villainess playfully slapped his hand. “Knock it off, I’m not fragile. And relax, will ya? We’re going to be fine.” She smiled up at the hero, taking his hand in her own.
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Person A finds a positive pregnancy test in the bathroom garbage and flips out before going to find Person B, who sheepishly tells A that they didn’t know how to tell them the news.
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Imagine your OTP
Expecting their first child. Building the nursery. Picking out wallpaper. Completely freaking out because this was not planned at all!! Water breaking. Speeding to the hospital. All that jazz
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Some pregnancy prompts? Both fluffy and angsty if possible?
of course it’s possible, my dear. if you want more, just lemme know ♡
Person A is sore after having to undergo a c-section, so Person B is the sweetest person they can ever be to them.
Person A and Person B’s families live very different lives, and each want the couple to follow their traditions. They don’t know which family to follow. It leads to some arguments…
Person A believing Person B is asleep, so they talk to Person B’s belly quietly. Whether they’re caught or not is up to you.
Person B is feeling stressed, so pretty much everyone suffers from their moodiness, especially Person A. (Person A tries to stay calm and comfort them, though.)
(Trigger Warning; Miscarriage.) Person A and Person B are unsure if they should try for another baby after Person B has a miscarriage.
Person B deals with bouts of depression during their pregnancy, and Person A is determined to find a doctor that can help.
Person A has to be away for an extended period of time, for whatever reason (business trip, emergency, etc), and Person B is left alone. They may have someone, a family member, with them, but they still feel lonely.
Person A surprising Person B with the nursery 100% completed and ready for their little bundle(s) of joy.
Person B gets sick in the middle of the pregnancy, and Person A is both scared and protective.
Person A and Person B plan to go out on a date, but Person B is so tired and a bit sore, so they just stay in. They cuddle, watch movies and have random conversations, all until they fall asleep in each other’s arms.
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I love the pregnancy prompts do you mind sharing some more? Maybe of moments in the middle or end of the pregnancy?
i can definitely do that!
Person B is a bit freaked out by the sensation of the baby kicking at first, but Person A and their parents are there to assure them everything is okay.
Person B cannot seem to get comfortable in bed, no matter what they do. Person A is determined to help them figure it all out.
Person A and Person B reacting to a surprise baby shower, thrown by either a friend or a family member.
The couple’s pets start to investigate Person B’s baby bump, and Person A can’t stop laughing at their reactions.
Shopping for the baby, and Person A and Person B are giggly, soft soon-to-be parents.
Person A and Person B watching movies and TV shows and seeing kids, then wondering, “Will our kid be like that?”
Person B comes to the conclusion that they can hide the pregnancy anymore. Person A may or may not have to help them accept it.
Person A and Person B decorating the nursery together.
Person B is frustrated with how fast their hair is starting to grow now and none of their old clothes will fit, so Person A treats them to a special day all about them.
Person B is on bed rest or at risk for it, so they try out low-energy activities to help relax.
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Can I request some labor / birth prompts? Thank you!
i,,, can try. these will be very vague, so i don’t make myself uncomfortable. *also, to everyone*: please don’t request anything related to pregnancy after i make this set. i don’t feel comfortable doing any more of these. don’t feel bad, anon! i didn’t make this decision until a week after you sent this. the prompts are under the cut.
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May I please have prompts wherein a hero/heroine couple find out they're going to have a baby, or babies, and how they deal with the pregnancy and fighting bad guys at the same time? I would also like prompts for when the child, or children, is growing up and bad guys decide to attack their home + how they deal with it. Thank you!
Sorry for the long wait, but here you go! Thank you for the request. Also, I have been working through my internalized transphobia and self-image, so I don't mind writing about pregnancy anymore :D
Person A is scared to tell Person B about the baby, but they know they have to. They know it will put a pause on their career. Person B is a very supportive partner who helps Person A through everything.
Person A is VERY protective of Person B once they find out about the baby and barely let them do anything. They even give them hell when they go on a short patrol. Person B gets slightly annoyed with A's overprotective nature, but they usually let it go.
Person A is a very hard-working person, and they almost never take days off. However, with the pregnancy, they have to start taking it easy. Person B literally has to hold them down sometimes, and they eventually convince them to take it easy.
Person A thinks that since Person B is pregnant, they have to start working harder. Person B is completely oblivious to this, since A is good at hiding it, but they do find out eventually. Perhaps it ends in a tearful conversation where Person A promises to not overwork themself anymore.
Once the child is born, they are put under a lot of pressure. They're expected to be as strong or stronger than their hero parents. Cue more tearful conversations with their parents deciding to keep them out of the public eye.
When a villain comes too close to their child, the usually calm and quiet Person A completely loses their cool and isn't afraid to risk anything to keep their child safe.
What if one of them let their kid choose their hero name? Or at least play a part in it?
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Demon pregnancies are so good and there's so many options.
You summon a demon and he breaks containment and fucks a dozen of his spawn into you.
You summon a demon and xe materializes inside your womb, and now you're pregnant with a fully grown humanoid.
You summon a demon but she won't work for free, so she makes you carry her young. You agree and ten minutes later you're straining under the weight of a full term belly. She'll do this to you every time you want a favor.
You summon a demon but they need a physical body to possess before they can do any magic. You agree to grow a vessel for them, but three years later it's still growing inside you, not ready yet.
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I'm probably going to hell for this, but-
I've read my fair share of oviposition monsterfucker stuff and I propose a change to the standard oviposition formula.
In most shit where the egg "receiver" is a different species (usually human), the egg "giver" (usually a male of the species, i.e., naga, lizard man, drider, etc.) both fertilises and deposits the eggs.
Don't get me wrong, I love that shit. But I've contemplated the biological implications of this. What's the point of a male and female sex in a species, if the male has the fertilised eggs ready to go anyway? What do the females contribute?
some science -> Irl ovipositors are the female anatomy and have to be fertilised by male.
WHAT I PROPOSE!!
A species (naga, drider, etc.) that is hermaphroditic, having working male and female parts. Combat (either actual combat or friendlier, flirtier "combat") is a part of courtship and the losing party is the one that "receives" the eggs (already fertilised, they just need an "incubator").
It just so happens that humans often "lose" that courtship fight ;)
More sciency/biology ramblings under the cut...
Now whether the offspring receive genetic material from both "parents" is up to you. Me thinks either, its a battle of genetic dominance, where the winner's offspring take no genetic material from the loser/egg receiver and therefore the "fittest" of get to pass on their DNA. Or the fertilised eggs receive some DNA from the egg holder (while in the womb due to cell exchange*) to ensure species diversity.
*cell and DNA exchange between fetus and parent occurs throughout mammalian pregnancies even after fetus conception.
Would that mean eggs could receive DNA from egg holders outside their species? WHO KNOWS!
First option means, they just need a partner with a suitable womb-like structure to work since they don't give any DNA. The second option, when paired with the idea that the incubating eggs can receive genetic material from species outside their own, means interspecies pairings would inherently ensure genetic diversity while still technically remaining one species.
If eggs can't receive genetic material from outside their own species then only intraspecies pairings would produce viable offspring.
Of course, they could just dump the eggs and leave (as Goniobranchus reticulatus - a species of colourful sea slugs do, which this whole idea was partly based upon). But me like the pregnancy fluff. And perhaps the species evolved to stay with partners and care for young, to ensure their survival. Through only the breeding season or perhaps for life.
Shoutout to @thetravelerwrites for their Naga x Human piece for planting the seed as well as @moonloredraws for her comic Stellar Jewels for watering that seed into this monsterfucker plant of insanity!!
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put me in a room with unspeakable horrrors… the horrors are coming out of that room pregnant
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