pregnantpaulmccartney
Pregnant Paul McCartney
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My name is Paul McCartney. You probably know me from a band called the Beatles. I am now heavy with child. This is my blog. 80 years old bisexual male. I AM CISGENDER!! DONT ASK!!!
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pregnantpaulmccartney · 1 year ago
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I completely forgot you existed. Why am I following you?
fuck dude idk innit. you interested in my baby then perhaps?
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pregnantpaulmccartney · 1 year ago
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Why would you do this
what d'ya mean, get pregnant? i wanted a family, innit
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pregnantpaulmccartney · 1 year ago
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are you trans
fuck off. dont you ever say that to me. ok??
and before you fucking give me shit im not a transphobe. ok? the facts are that i am a cisgendered male. and i am pregnant. and if you cant accept that then your worldview is narrow and its not up to me to educate you. fucking innit or whatever.
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pregnantpaulmccartney · 1 year ago
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pregnant paul mccartney why are u preganfn
its the circle of fookin life innit mate
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pregnantpaulmccartney · 1 year ago
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is the baby ok paul the public needs to know
still havent 'ad the baby, innit. shes not ready to come out of my bussy yet.
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pregnantpaulmccartney · 1 year ago
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Remember when you were accused of slander? That was hilarious
please keep your asks relevant to only my fatherhood journey
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pregnantpaulmccartney · 1 year ago
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absolutely beautiful that a proud cisgender man can become heavy with child. bussy so fat and fertile. know you are never too old or dead to create the gift of life god bless 🙏
thank you innit we were tryin for a while to get pregnant, we were. in the end i got my husbands, john george and ringo to all cum in a glass together innit and then i poured that right up me ass, so really we dont even know who's baby it is innit but that means we all equally are dads innit
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pregnantpaulmccartney · 1 year ago
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we're doin a full 'ouse as they say, cept we've got four guys instead of three so its even better innit
to all dose wunderin, ther baby is doin just fine innit. e's an 'andful, that one. but its no big deal innit because me and my loving husbands john george and ringo are well equipped innit to raise the shit out of this child
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pregnantpaulmccartney · 1 year ago
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'ave you all seen the hit american sitcom "full 'ouse" starring bob saget? we're gonna do one of those innit
to all dose wunderin, ther baby is doin just fine innit. e's an 'andful, that one. but its no big deal innit because me and my loving husbands john george and ringo are well equipped innit to raise the shit out of this child
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pregnantpaulmccartney · 1 year ago
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to all dose wunderin, ther baby is doin just fine innit. e's an 'andful, that one. but its no big deal innit because me and my loving husbands john george and ringo are well equipped innit to raise the shit out of this child
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pregnantpaulmccartney · 1 year ago
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cor blimey i sure as fuck forgot about dis 'ere blog, didnt i then
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pregnantpaulmccartney · 2 years ago
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I’m going to scoop the John baby out and put mine in.
By the way, you piss with that cunt?
what the fuck innit???
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pregnantpaulmccartney · 2 years ago
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If you want to more convincingly sound like paul just say y'know every 5 seconds peace and love
oh thank shit y'know ive never even listened to a beatles song, y'know, i need some more roleplay tips innit
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pregnantpaulmccartney · 2 years ago
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pregnant…. *assenting murmurs from the crowd, some head nodding here and there* ….paul mccartney *hundreds of cheers, whoops and wolf whistling, people getting up from their seats and throwing their hats, a standing ovation, innovative, incredible, never been done before, the audience is absolutely blown away*
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pregnantpaulmccartney · 2 years ago
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pregnant…. *assenting murmurs from the crowd, some head nodding here and there* ….paul mccartney *hundreds of cheers, whoops and wolf whistling, people getting up from their seats and throwing their hats, a standing ovation, innovative, incredible, never been done before, the audience is absolutely blown away*
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pregnantpaulmccartney · 2 years ago
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pregnant…. *assenting murmurs from the crowd, some head nodding here and there* ….paul mccartney *hundreds of cheers, whoops and wolf whistling, people getting up from their seats and throwing their hats, a standing ovation, innovative, incredible, never been done before, the audience is absolutely blown away*
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pregnantpaulmccartney · 2 years ago
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pregnant…. *assenting murmurs from the crowd, some head nodding here and there* ….paul mccartney *hundreds of cheers, whoops and wolf whistling, people getting up from their seats and throwing their hats, a standing ovation, innovative, incredible, never been done before, the audience is absolutely blown away*
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