Bi, Ace (Demisexual), Cis Dude welcome to this hellscape i call home
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Hello tumblr I heard you like changeling stories
Edit: If you want a physical copy of this comic!
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captain olimar: oh no.... i've crash landed on a planet and now my ship is in pieces!!! i only have 30 days to escape or i'll die!!!!
the pick min:
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girls are asking me to "touch the demon inside of them." chill I haven't even had breakfast yet
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obituaries in the south are so funny, they’ll be talking about a man who spent his 72 years on this earth torturing his family and terrorizing the small town he was born into and saying shit like “he ascended to his eternal reward” “he rose to glory” like no baby he did not. “was called home” is my favorite euphemism because it fails to mention if it was God or Satan who wanted him back
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I am of the opinion that Silver being brought up in an apocalyptic future means he can snap on a dime when he needs to
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Me sending nudes: like what you see? ;)
Artist who's only fucking me for reference material: yeahhh 🥵🥵 would be even hotter if you moved closer to the light source and moved your head to a 3/4 view in the pic
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>go to cvs for toothpaste and cold medicine
>hit button for employee to open the toothpaste case
>grabs it before i can
>"i have to hold this at the front for you until you check out"
>go to cold medicine aisle
>ring bell for employee to open the cough medicine case
>nobody shows up
>ring again
>nobody shows up
>check case
>case is unlocked
>take cold medicine and go to check out
>grab toothpaste from unmanned register
>have to use self checkout
>scan cold medicine
>"age verification needed please wait for employee"
>employee comes over and cards me and then leaves
>finish self checkout
>walk through literal piles of discarded receipts at exit door
another beautiful non hostile day in our great country
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big fan of the weapon honestly i need to draw her and cortana some time
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Windows 7
Windows 7 is the next release of Microsoft Windows, an operating system produced by Microsoft.
Windows 7 is intended to be an incremental upgrade with the goal of being fully compatible with existing device drivers, applications, and hardware
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