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preciousfake-blog1 · 6 years ago
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Random Starters
“We should go on a vacation.”
“Can I borrow some money?”
“So…. my parents kicked me out. Can I crash at your place for a while?”
“I’m colorblind how am I supposed to know which is the right color?”
“Please don’t be mad….I couldn’t just leave him/her alone in the cold. ”
“Look how cute she/he is!”
“I want a baby.”
“I don’t want kids.”
“Want to go to the mall with me?”
“Wanna share a milkshake?”
“I told you not to eat so much.”
“I don’t feel so good.”
“Being single sucks maybe we should just marry each other. ”
“I want to be alone.”
“I promise I won’t bring home another cat/dog.”
“I don’t think they’re good for you.”
“I’m just trying to help.”
“Don’t make me fall in love with you.”
“I don’t think we’re right for each other.”
“Stop judging me. I don’t care if this is my fifth carton of ice cream.”
“Here try this.”
“Something smells burnt.”
“Did you get another fight?”
“Let me take care of you.”
“Let me love you.”
“I want to punch you in the face.”
“I want to spend my life with you.”
“That tastes delicious!”
“I think I just got dumped?”
“I got a new job!”
“I can’t wait to leave this stupid job.”
“I hate my boss.”
“I know I’m an adult but that doesn’t mean I can’t have cute things.”
“Do you still have a stuffed animal collection?”
“Hey! Don’t touch that!”
“Look! It’s uhm… some kind of bird… you like birds right?”
“We should throw a party.”
“Wow that party sucked.”
“You can’t marry someone you just met.”
“You got married?!”
“Is that my shirt?”
“Someone broke into my house/apartment.”
“Can I pet your dog, please?”
“I got you a present.”
“I’m sorry…I may have broken something….”
“Please don’t be mad.”
“I don’t want to live without you.”
“Look at the stars!”
“We should play a game together.”
“Can you explain to me why I caught you kissing my boyfriend/girlfriend?”
“You jerk!”
“Does this look okay?”
“You have something on your face.”
“I swear you act like a child.”
“Why am I with you again?”
“You’re going to get hurt.”
“I told you so.”
“Can I sleep in your bed tonight?”
“Are you still afraid of the dark?”
“Why are you naked?”
“You asshole, you beat my high score!”
“You’re so full of yourself.”
“Do you want to go out to dinner?”
“Would you like to go out sometime?”
“I’d like to ask if you’d like to be my boyfriend/girlfriend.”
“Are you done with that?”
“No time to explain. We need to get married now.”
“I’m in a lot of trouble.”
“I have to move away. My dad/mom got a new job.”
“Move in with me.”
“We should buy a house together.”
“Is your hair pink?”
“I love your hair!”
“You’re so cute.”
“Oh my god what did I just walk into.”
“I have to be anywhere else but here.”
“Oh would you like the time…”
“Don’t burn down the house, please.”
“Can we just not fight today, please. I don’t have the energy.”
“Maybe we should break up.”
“Do you even love me?”
“What are you watching?”
“You’re into that kind of stuff?”
“Oh my god are you okay?!”
“I think we have a first aid kit around here somewhere.
"It’s so hot, I’m dying!”
“I’m going to freeze to death! Do you really have to have the house this cold?”
“Do you think he/she will like it?”
“I want to do something for myself.”
“You’re constantly changing your plans.”
“I don’t feel like you want me here.”
“You’re late…again.”
“I got fired…”
“I wish everyday was like this.”
“That waiter/waitress is really cute!”
“Are you looking at their butt?”
“Please stop me from impulse buying an eight pound bag of sprinkles.”
“I don’t have a problem.”
“Why are you wearing makeup? ”
“You look breathtaking.”
“Can I feed you?”
“I swear you get cuter and cuter every single day!”
“Can I have my stuff back?”
“Why did we ever breakup?”
“Did we make a mistake?”
“Can we go to Disney Land/Disney World?”
“I’m so tired.”
“I feel like death.”
“Well don’t you look like a ray of sunshine.”
“I’m not a morning person.”
“That’s you fifth cup of coffee and it isn’t even noon yet.”
“I can’t have kids.”
“I’m dying…”
“Will you shut up for a second?!”
“My ex just asked me to marry them?”
“Why are you still hung up over your ex?”
“Wow that person looks just like you!”
“Can you send me pictures of your cat/dog?”
“I’m a simple man/women. I like naps, cute animals, and running from my problems just like everyone else.”
“Will you just ask me out already?”
“I swear you’re always on your phone.”
“We need to talk. You’re addiction to candy crush is affecting our friendship/relationship.”
“I just want you to listen to me.”
“Is that lipstick on your collar?”
“I think your crystal collection is getting a little out of control.”
“Don’t you think these dolls are creepy?”
“I think our place is haunted.”
“We need to move now.”
“I’m not going back there!”
“I’ve never done anything bad in my entire life. I took four sugar packets one time and I felt so bad that I brought them back.”
“You’re such a good person…its annoying.”
“You know you could just not be an asshole.”
“You’re behind on rent again.”
“Mmm that cake smells wonderful.”
“Have I ever told you how beautiful your eyes are?”
“This is so embarrassing… I just want to die.”
“We’re breaking everything they gave you and going shopping.”
“You really need to stop wearing that ring.”
“It’s time to move on.”
“I told you they were no good!”
“I wish you would just leave them already. ”
“Do you want to stay at my place for a while?”
“Why is there someone sleeping in your tub?”
“Did we get married?”
“I never want to touch a bottle of alcohol again.”
“I’m sorry for the things I said when I was drunk.”
“That’s way too much sugar! Are you trying to kill me?”
“Why are you crying?”
“Have you really just been looking at pictures of cats/dogs all day?”
“Stop sending me memes!”
“I want to marry Godzilla and there’s nothing you can do to stop me.”
“Aren’t you lactose intolerant?”
“Are you sure you should be eating that?”
“My head is killing me.”
“Are you really doing another DIY project? The last one nearly burned down our house/apartment.”
“You’re being too loud. It’s scaring the dog/cat.”
“Can you help me give her/him a bath?”
“Remind me why we thought this was a good idea?”
“You keep hogging all the blankets.”
“I’m getting a cat/dog.”
“I have to go to the hospital?”
“Why didn’t you tell me you were so sick?!”
“Stop trying to flirt with the cashier.”
“The barista just gave me his/her number.”
“Can we just pretend this never happened?”
“I can’t believe you did this behind my back!”
“I told you not to take them back.”
“I’m not going to be here for you when they break your heart again.”
“I think my bank account just laughed at me.” 
“Why is everything in the kitchen pink?” 
“Did you redecorate while I was gone?” 
“How long have I been out?” 
“Why are their paw prints all over the place?” 
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preciousfake-blog1 · 6 years ago
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Shit I’ve said to my cat; sentence starters
“What are you doing?”
“What did you knock over?”
“Don’t eat that!”
“What’s in your mouth? What do you have in your mouth?!?”
“Plastic isn’t food.”
“How did you get up there?”
“Are you stuck? You got yourself up there, you can get down.”
“I have to pee – can you move?”
“It’s so early, please stop.”
“I haven’t seen you in hours. Where were you hiding?”
“I know you’re trying to tell me something, I just don’t know what.”
“Don’t be mean! I’m just trying to love you!”
“You’re just the cutest thing ever.”
-points to mirror-  “That’s you!”
“I’m trying to take a picture of you, please stop moving.”
“You haven’t moved in hours.”
“How can you be such a bed hog? You’re so tiny!”
“You have the cutest nose.”
“Look at those feet-ies!”
“You’re like a gargoyle up there.”
“Don’t bite me, that’s rude.”
“You look so comfortable. I wish I could be that comfortable.”
“All you do is sleep and eat. That’s the life.”
“You are so lazy. You would not survive in the wild.”
“Could you blink, or something? You’re starting to freak me out.”
“Those squirrels look like they’re doing something shifty.”
- boops nose -
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preciousfake-blog1 · 6 years ago
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OOC. like for a starter!
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preciousfake-blog1 · 6 years ago
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@lxwispxppxr liked for a starter!
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          to   say   that   the   doll   was   lost   was   an   understatement.   blonde   curls   bounded   with   her   as   she   moved   as   quickly   as   she   could.   she   knew   that   many   of   the   townsfolk   from   the   previous   town   she   had   rested   in   were   nice   on   their   own,   but   she   couldn’t   shake   off   the   feeling   of   unease.
          the   feeling   of   unease   that   would   follow   Father   around.  
          either   way,   she   had   successfully   escaped   it,   and   was   already   at   the   beginning   of   another.   well,   less   like   a   town,   more   like   a   strange   castle.
          or   a   manor   ?   she   still   couldn’t   tell   the   genuine   difference   yet.  
          thinking   over   her   options,   she   would   walk   up   to   the   door.   pastel   gown   would   brush   the   ground   as   she   knocked.   thankfully,   the   artifical   coating   that   Father   had   covered   her   skin   with   made   it   sound   more   like   a   THUD   then   a   clink.  
          ❝    hello   ?   would   it   be   alright   if   i   took   solace   in   your   home   ?   i   feel   as   if   i’m   being   followed,   and   any   assistance   would   be   most   welcome   !   ❞    the   usual   politeness   of   her   voice   took   over   the   nervousness   and   paranoia   that   had   it   shaking.   
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preciousfake-blog1 · 6 years ago
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OOC. like for a starter!
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preciousfake-blog1 · 6 years ago
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lady-grey-vicky-blue:
“Okay, Madeline, I can’t quite remember if I told you my name, but it’s Vicky.” 
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She grabbed the pillows from the floor, arranging them neatly at the head of the bed. Much like the rest of the room, the bedding was shades of blue, almost matching Vicky’s own outfit. In fact; most of the house was like that.
“You remind me of me, all doll-like, and I’m assuming made by some asshole?… maybe that’s why I invited you here…”
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          ❝   vicky.  ❞   she  repeated  the  name,  a  smile  decorating  her  face.  hands  fold  in  front  of  herself  as  she  watched  the  pillows  be  moved  around.  an  interested  sort  of  hum  would  escape  her  as  her  head  quirked  at  the  question. 
          however,  she  laughed  only  a  few  moments  later.  fingers  cover  her  lips  as  she  glances  toward  her.
          ❝   how  DID  you  know  ?  is  that  a  common  experience  all  ‘  dead,  but  not  really  ‘  individuals  share  ?  ❞
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preciousfake-blog1 · 6 years ago
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✧ BATMAN:  ARKHAM  KNIGHT  PROMPTS.
some are considered to be triggering and/or offensive with heavy mentions of death and threatening lives. 
❝ How many lives will you destroy in pursuit of what you call justice? ❞ 
❝ How many more bones would you crush?  ❞ 
❝ What have I got to be afraid of? ❞ 
❝ You’re afraid of being ashes. ❞ 
❝ Talk, or I will crush every bone in your body. ❞ 
❝ If you’re lying, I’ll break the other one. ❞ 
❝ You know, you see a lot in this job. ❞ 
❝ I may never get the chance to tell you this, to say sorry. ❞ 
❝ We’d do anything for our family. ❞ 
❝ I might have told you a teeny, tiny little lie. ❞ 
❝ You did good. We did good! You should be proud. ❞ 
❝ Don’t answer, then. We know the truth. ❞ 
❝ It’s all personal. Very personal. ❞ 
❝ Nature always wins. ❞ 
❝ You don’t scare me. ❞ 
❝ Shh… it’s okay to be afraid. ❞ 
❝ Oh, my head… where… where am I? ❞ 
❝ You can sell them for scrap, if you ever get out. ❞ 
❝ Oh, what’s the matter? Touched a nerve? ❞ 
❝ Just so we’re on the same page here, I fully, intend to kill you. ❞ 
❝ But first, we’re gonna make you suffer. ❞ 
❝ Can you remember when it was simple?  ❞ 
❝ You still haven’t apologized. ❞ 
❝ You know, half the crooks in Gotham think I feed you info. ❞ 
❝ Well yeah, when there’s something in it for me.  ❞ 
❝ Sorry for making criminals think less of you. ❞ 
❝ Hey, have I ever hurt anyone? ❞ 
❝ Hey, boss! We’re gettin’ you outta here! ❞ 
❝ Deep down, I knew war was coming.  ❞ 
❝ I was just waiting for someone to pull the trigger. ❞ 
❝ Something’s changed. You’re different. ❞ 
❝ I prefer to call it a work in progress, but it does show potential. ❞ 
❝ There’s no perfection without a little pain! ❞ 
❝ You know, I was just going to suggest you do that. ❞ 
❝ You’re trapped. There’s nowhere to run. ❞ 
❝ Who said anything about running? ❞ 
❝ Ha! No prison can hold me! Uh, hang on a second. ❞ 
❝ So here’s the part where you tell me off… ❞ 
❝ This is the end. This is the last time we meet. ❞ 
❝ Don’t talk like that, okay? ❞ 
❝ This won’t stop you. Nothing stops you. ❞ 
❝ You don’t want me hanging around, stealing the spotlight. ❞ 
❝ Tea party’s over, freak. Let’s start talking. ❞ 
❝ I give the orders here, not you. ❞ 
❝ And you’ll have three dead cops by the time I’m through. ❞ 
❝ We’ll see about that. Now, quit with the rhymes! ❞ 
❝ Now, now, officer, you mistake me for a snitch. ❞ 
❝ Where are they, you little son of a bitch! ❞ 
❝ Hahahahaha! That certainly scratched my itch. ❞ 
❝ Taking the warden, why not just kill him/her and escape? ❞ 
❝ If you want him/her dead, why come to me? You seem capable. ❞ 
❝ There are many in this city with a gift for causing harm. ❞ 
❝ I’ve seen what your toxin does. I want that. ❞ 
❝ Where am I? What’s happening to me? ❞ 
❝ The world should see you for the worthless thing you are. ❞ 
❝ I told you I knew everything about you, didn’t I?  ❞ 
❝ Spare me the good cop/bad cop routine. ❞ 
❝ See, you’re supposed to keep me talking. ❞ 
❝ Look me in the eye and say that. ❞ 
❝ I’ve had a devil of a time tracking you down. ❞ 
❝ So, it’s over, the whole world knows. What now? ❞ 
❝ I’m not feeling myself tonight. ❞ 
❝ Er, um, you’ll feel better tomorrow.  ❞ 
❝ I trusted you and you just left me to die! ❞ 
❝ Don’t you dare lie to me! ❞ 
❝ Guys, guys, guys, so good to see you.  ❞ 
❝ I’ve got nothing to say to you. ❞ 
❝ I did it. Cornered you. Did what no one else could.  ❞ 
❝ I already know, and I’m not waiting anymore. ❞ 
❝ But know this: it’ll be an act of mercy when you do. ❞ 
❝ Abandon the city, for I will unleash your greatest fears. ❞ 
❝ Lost for words? I expected more… I’m hurt. ❞ 
❝ How long did you wait before replacing me, huh? ❞ 
❝ Without fear, life is meaningless. ❞ 
❝ Why aren’t you scared!? ❞ 
❝ You’re old, you’re predictable and you never stood a chance. ❞ 
❝ You used to put up a fight. ❞ 
❝ I would have kept it when I was finished with you. ❞ 
❝ I’ve trained my mind to feel no pain. ❞ 
❝ Don’t be fooled, don’t think you’re winning. ❞ 
❝ It’s not the face you’re given… It’s the face you choose. ❞ 
❝ If I’m not mistaken, turned out to be rather a long one if I recall… ❞ 
❝ No… no! Those guns, they were mine! ❞ 
❝ Things change. Now, it’s just war. ❞ 
❝ I tried one of those question mark games they have around here.  ❞ 
❝ I pressed the button and burnt the evil bastard myself. ❞ 
❝ You don’t need to worry about us, or feel responsible.  ❞ 
❝ Once I understood your greatest fear, controlling you was simple.  ❞ 
❝ Think very carefully about your next move. ❞ 
❝ That’s what I like about you - predictable!  ❞ 
❝ You will bring death to all who follow you. ❞ 
❝ You were young, full of rage. You still got that fight? ❞ 
❝ Die, knowing that I will make them suffer- every one. ❞ 
❝ You die here, and your legend dies with you. ❞ 
❝ I kinda hoped you’d put more of a fight. ❞ 
❝ Sorry kid. You shoulda stuck to the little leagues. ❞ 
❝ I did it! I actually did it! I mean, of course I did! ❞ 
❝ I don’t think you’ll be solving this one. ❞ 
❝ Riddle me this: What’s dead? You! ❞ 
❝ My only regret is I didn’t kill ‘em myself. ❞ 
❝ You’re dead! Wait, does that mean I’m dead?!  ❞ 
❝ Well that’s what I get for betting it all on black. ❞ 
❝ You survive everything I ever threw at you only to die now, like this? ❞ 
❝ Do me a favor and die already. I got a business to run! ❞ 
❝ Is this some kind of joke? Trying to run me outta Gotham?  ❞ 
❝ I can see the same fire in your eyes. Before this night is through… that fire will consume you. ❞ 
❝ I’m going to steal all your money, and destroy everything you’ve built here, okay? ❞
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preciousfake-blog1 · 6 years ago
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@lady-grey-vicky-blue
“Weeeeeeeelll, I’m not exactly a murderer. And I’m not about to just kill a girl who’s sleeping under my roof.” Vicky unfolded the sheets, spreading them over the bed as she made it ready for the living doll.
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“The only reason I’ll kill someone whilst their sleeping is if they’re someone who wronged me, and you don’t seem the type to do such a thing. If I may be so bold in assuming such a thing… what did you say your name was again?”
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          the  thought  was  pleasant  enough  to  make  her  smile,  just  a  bit.  a  laugh  radiated  from  her  as  her  eyes  flickered  across  the  spread  open  sheets.  it  was  kind  of  the  monster  to  allow  her  to  rest  here,  though  she  wasn’t  sure  what  she  had  to  gain. 
          ❝   oh,  no.  i  would  NEVER.  ❞   another  smile  as  she  settles  a  hand  to  her  chest. 
          ❝   my  name  is  madeline.  ❞   she  spoke  with  a  certain  stiffness,  but  it  seemed  all  in  good  nature  as  she  smiled  again.   
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preciousfake-blog1 · 6 years ago
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                     in the valley of the dolls we sleep, we sleep                                got a hole inside of me, of me
                                                                                born with a void, hard to destroy with love or hope                                                                                  built with a heart, broken from the start and now
                                                I DIE SLOW. 
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preciousfake-blog1 · 6 years ago
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