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This is not and will never be again...a Catholic blog. Thank you.

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so uh, what is this website all about now

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hello there

hello

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JUST 👏 BECAUSE 👏 A 👏 WOMAN 👏 IS 👏 COMFORTABLE 👏ENOUGH 👏 IN 👏 HER 👏 OWN 👏 SKIN 👏 TO 👏 WEAR 👏 REVEALING 👏 OUTFITS 👏 DOESN’T 👏 GIVE 👏 ANYONE 👏 THE 👏 RIGHT 👏 TO 👏 SEXUALLY 👏 HARASS 👏 HER 👏 PASS 👏 IT 👏 ON 👏

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Learn Yo Shit

1. Vaginal discharge is normal 2. Wearing panty liners 24/7 is not necessary 3. Vaginas are acidic enough to BLEACH fabric, hence the discoloration of underwear 4. Longer labias are more normal than smaller ones (but both are fine) 5. It is not safe for vaginas to smell like sunshine and flowers so quit expecting it to 6. Having sex has no correlation of how “tight” your vagina is 7. Yeast infections are COMMON

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When my friends won’t hang out with me

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You don’t have to fake orgasm to help your partner’s ego. The guy I lost my virginity to wrote a play about the experience, and the character based on me gave a monologue about how she regretted sleeping with him because no one else would ever be that good. So, yeah. Just tell him you didn’t cum. 

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why my hand not being held wtf

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IN 2018 OPTIMISM FEELS BOTH RECKLESS AND NECESSARY

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somehow I got 95/20 on an assignment

I hope they never fix it and leave it this way forever

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every avenger: this is my regular name and this is my Super Special Superhero name 

thor: my name Thor

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anyway has anyone figured out why stuff costs so much money yet

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me???? the jealous type ???? absolutely, yes