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gay porn blogs will reblog the world’s most normal picture of the world’s most normal man and caption it some shit like. His farmer’s tan had consumed his life… ever since he got hit by the Farmer’s Tan Ray
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i think we could reform pangaea if we all tried hard enough
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how do you think magic the gathering design philosophy would change in an alternate universe where you're a horse
Oats would play a bigger role.
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the video you sent has given me an incredible boner, but sadly i am starting to not care about anything anymore
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Even if u are ethicaly opposed to the MicroPetz Pocket Animal Biologey movement U must admit they make sounds that are interesting as fuck when u hurt them
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Petty I know, but I think if you're a native English speaker you should be forbidden from making fun of any other language at all.
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generally speaking a lot of people wrongly take TERFs and other transphobes at face value when assembling their awesome rhetorical gotchas in a way that makes them seem like gullible suckers
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i want the ability to instill disparate concepts onto animals (the concept of houses, warts, midnight, etc) and like spend an afternoon throwing one concept at a time into a boar's brain and see how long it would take before you see the boar become visibly distressed as it starts connecting ideas together but has nothing to do with them
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#estrogen made me realize if i hate being a woman i can just stop ❤️#i am still on e and i think it has been the right decision for me just on a level of being able to be happy with my appearance#but i don't honestly really think of myself as trans anymore and am trying to like#it's corny but kind of like heal from gender i guess#since i think trying to Do gender really fucked me up
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He said this because I wouldn't tell him my hair color
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「トラとクロヒョウ」 Tiger and Black Panther Illustration Book
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YES, i will suck my own dick . sir, for the entirely made up $50 you’re going to hand me after i do
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