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Jay hong has this in his room you cannot change my mind

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Tom Hiddleston, returning to the internet, causing chaos, then left

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‪What part of “i don’t wanna spend anymore money” don’t I understand

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My boss called me “Tyrone” on accident (My name is Tyrand). She apologized and bought me lunch to make up for it. I didn’t think twice about it, since I’m used to getting called every variant of “Ty-(fill in blank here)”. Then later on I read a quote she keeps in her work area that made me feel kinda special.

“During my second month of nursing school, our professor gave us a pop quiz. I was a conscientious student and had breezed through the questions, until I read the last one: “What is the first name of the woman who cleans the school?” Surely this was some kind of joke. I had seen the cleaning woman several times. She was tall, dark-haired and in her 50s, but how would I know her name? I handed in my paper, leaving the last question blank. Before class ended, one student asked if the last question would count toward our quiz grade. “Absolutely,” said the professor. “In your careers you will meet many people. All are significant. They deserve your attention and care, even if all you do is smile and say ‘Hello’.”

I’ve never forgotten that lesson. I also learned her name was Dorothy.“

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We all thought Loki was the odd one out but it turns out Thor is actually the friendly jock middle child in a family of bitchy drama club goths

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hey guys. this is my invention. check it out

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please listen to ronald mcdonald saying that we are all kin

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One slip-up…

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Some Asshole: You can’t be! Truly yourself! If you’re on medication! It’s changing the Real You™!

Me: if the real me is going to lie on the floor for 3 weeks and try to drown herself in the river I don’t want to know her, Barbara

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fiona is beautiful and doing great. i love her

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me when watching another life hack video and they get the hot glue gun and tube of toothpaste out

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who looked at an android blueprint and went  ‘hey, you know what would be cool?? a real time forensics lab in an orifice” bc i have exactly 4 questions