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i think it’s starting to sink in for him that at least 3 of his own guys have made actual premeditated attempts on his life in the past 3 months

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me when its been a week

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Was talking with one of my very lesbian friends about body dysmorphia and how you can look at a fucking gorgeous woman who has a lot of the same qualities as yourself and not realize that the complement also applies to yourself. I asked her if she'd been watching Dancing With The Stars this season and she said no.

So i showed her a picture of Ilona Maher from this week's episode.

Her response:

"Thigh. Thigh. Thigh. Thigh. Thigh."

So anyway, the takeaway here is that one person's 'too masculine' is another person's 'thigh.'

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I would literally give the mouse a cookie. I dont give a FUCK #damaged #notokay

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*echoing in a cave, punctuated by dripping water* is somebody gonna match my freak? *sound of bat swarm* is somebody gonna match my nasty

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I went to Big Dick Lake and they told me to go about a half-mile west.

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TIL why they call him Thirstin' More

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losing it

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babygirl your eyes shine like gems... your boobs are round like some gems... your penis sometimes is hard like gems...

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we used to say shrimp heaven now. Do you remember that? and we used to laughhhhh

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he just likes pushing the little buttons

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weed man is ready to play persona 3

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that poll going around about if you think that anyone has ever had a crush on you and 29% of people voted that in their opinion no one had a crush on them in any grade… like in the gentlest way your self hate has made you delusional. it doesnt matter who you are or what you look like undoubtedly as a human being on this earth at one point someone has been buying what you’re selling. you may not have known but beauty like all art is a deeply personal and variable experience and i promise you somewhere on this green wide earth someone wants to fuck you nasty style. trust and believe in yourself baby girl

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anyone else think it's kinda fucked up that the wise men went to little baby jesus and brought him a frankenstein. really scary