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mum: clean ur room

me: haha unfollowed and blocked

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if i were someone whose work garnered a sizable fandom & someone wrote omegaverse shit abt my characters i would personally bully them from my verified account

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when professors read ur essays and are like “what did you mean by this *underlines completely unintelligible sentence*” im like smh idk arent you the one with a phd? figure it out -_-

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You know, with everything that’s happening so far in 2020...

You’d think someone would have seen it coming

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Wei WuXian: *throwing his head onto Jiang Cheng’s lap and looking up angelically* Tell me I’m pretty.

Jiang Cheng: *rests his hand on Wei WuXian’s cheek and smiles lovingly at him* you’re pretty fucking annoying that’s what you are.

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Sirius: What if I pour coffee in my cereal instead of milk?

Remus, taking the coffee pot as he walks by: What if you don’t.

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Gryffindor: Stop it! Stop trying to make a fool out of me!

Slytherin: Why? Would you rather do it yourself?

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Slytherin: release the kracken!

Gryffindor: what’s kracken?

Slytherin: not much dude

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Ravenclaw: I have a pocket thesaurus

Ravenclaw: I love using weird words people don’t understand

Ravenclaw: Jargon Indominance

Ravenclaw: Exasperating farrago

Ravenclaw:

Slytherin: and you wonder why you don’t have any friends

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The Houses As Just,, Funny Tweets

Ravenclaw:

Slytherin:

Gryffindor:

Hufflepuff:

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I’m sad about Dumbledore’s death because Harry was sad about Dumbledore’s death otherwise I think he was a boomer

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Gryffindor: hey, I’m single, you’re single, you know what that means?

Slytherin: yeah

Slytherin: we’re both ugly

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Hufflepuff: *taking a swig out of flask* you want some of this?

Slytherin: sure

Slytherin: *takes a sip* is this soup what the fuck-