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screaming crying throwing up they are my everything

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more of éimear (previously seen here and in extreme first draft form here) + their family (exes + current wife up top; kids on bottom), sapient sword not included. the listed ages are for the current in-game year

i am not posting my unhinged divorce timeline (though it does look nice. it's color coded) so you're welcome for that. but it does exist because i am constantly doing too much

once again i have an absurd amount of lore for an npc the players won't even be meeting for another five levels

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give your characters exes.

give them a variety of exes. give them relationships that shaped who they are but did not last. give them people they tried very hard to love but it didn't work out. give them situationships that taught them things. give them something deep that was real but could not endure. things that hurt. things that ended amicably. people with whom hot passion cooled to warm affection and became undying friendship.

no more first and only. give me the context of what made them know the next or one after was final and right.

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here’s the mp100 opening recorded onto vhs and back ;)

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big fan of when youtubers break out the corkboard and string. thats when you know youre in for an insanely pointless breakdown of a media you're only tangentially familiar with.

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Today round ass puppy revealed to me, exhausted, at the end of my rope, that her training wasn't working not because she didn't understand, she did, she did, but instead because treats, chicken, turkey and pork apparently weren't enough motivation. She began obeying every word with startling accuracy as soon as she was offered something else. Doing backflips and stunts with pyrotechnics as prompted for the promise of a pea. A pea. She's a dog. A pea. A pea. A pea. I have to carry peas around now. On my person. Personal peas. 🫛 peas

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[in the tone of a seasoned pathologist studying wound bacteria] interestingly, the pdf you sent me is fucked up in a completely different way than the one i downloaded from the shared folder

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i like this guy

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“ok lets do warm up sketch”

“oh..”

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Nouveau Style Pin-Ups are up for grabs!

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More silly GoA doodles... who is artfight I don't know her anymore

poofy bird

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Compilation of people holding things that shouldn't be held, please add more if you have any

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robert pattinson, on his consistent lies // david lynch // will wood, on his fake daughter // kurt vonnegut // tumblr user intactics

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YOU GAVE ME YOUR HEART, NOW I'M HERE FOR YOUR SOUL.

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why he kinda.....