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the funniest and most tragic moment in steven universe is the scene that implies that Pearl pulls bitches like a professional dog walker but doesn't know how phones work so her place on earth is being a life-changing futch fling for every dyke on the east coast there's probably a gay bar in maryland where they talk about the twiggy bird chick that eats milf pussy like it's the last edible thing on earth and they dont even know about the city full of thousand year old neon lesbian amazons who are pent up 24/7 from The War and leaving room for jesus cause they're always hanging out with their softboy nephew who might be the second coming of christ

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I love Sami dearly, but somewhere out there Kevin is making a To-Piledrive list, and Sami's name is moving up a couple of notches every show.

(Roman cheated KO out of the title so many times! He ran over KO with a forklift!!)

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Trust me when I say there is a Mountain Goats song that nails the vibe of whatever it is you’re going through right now

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The mxm struggle is different from the outrunners because they are aware of their position, sort of rosencrantz and guildenstern-esque figures where the outrunners are blissfully ignorant of their role as a light in the darkness. this is what marks their storyline as a tragedy and the outrunners' as sort of a paddington 2 situation.

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im pretty much delighted with every detail about moxclub pickup truck situation like

- mox is the leader but he doesnt drive or even ride shotgun he thinks its fun to jump in the back

- claudio drives and does drop offs and pick ups like a soccer mom

- pac is the only other person that sits inside even though he's dripping wet and in his gear at all times

-do yuta and marina talk about anything when mox isnt there or do they sit in complete silence

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Using the 30$ etsy gift card I got from platelet donation to get an El Generico mask, my life will be complete

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we are each other’s executioners or whatever

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Anyway never forget that in a shoot interview Yuta was asked to name his most transformative moment in aew so far and he named the ���beautiful hike” he went on with Bryan Danielson that “put a lot of things into perspective” and was “really special” as one of them

never forget Bryan took this photo and has video on of Yuta on his phone and Yuta shot the video for his okada promo

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so for all the other Mountain Goats nerds who would think this is cool- last night JD played an unreleased deep cut that was last played in 2001, and the only other recording of it is from 1999!

Yeah, my father always told me to finish what you start My wife's about to leave me and it's going to break my heart And I no longer have my youth I no longer have my looks I got a goddamn one-way ticket to the goddamn history books

credit to mylifeisought on youtube for the amazing footage this audio came from!

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Bryan would retire via fucking death.

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It’s as simple as this: Tony K had, to quote Bryan, “drag him kicking and screaming” to put the belt on him at Wembley and give him that moment. It’s the happy ending Tony wanted for him.

Unlike Sting, Bryan wasn’t going to go out having that moment and then vacating a title.

He handpicked Mox to take the belt off him. As he said, “I’m exactly where he wanted to be, with the person i want to fight.” He lost and put over not just his former teammates but a handful of babyfaces that will now fight against a dictatorship. He set up storylines on his way out.

This is the ending Bryan wanted. Its his version of a happy ending.

He’s just also emotionally traumatized thousands of fans in the process.

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everyone pls look at this tweet I’m gonna choke laughing

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“hey tk what if for my last match i lose and then mox fucks me up for real and yuta betrays me and i die and i have nobody left and it’s the most emotionally miserable thing to watch ever and then i retire”