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confirmed straight person on Tumblr called Robin Buckley a lesbo and the post is viral ☹️ I hope something nasty befalls every non lesbian in the world tbh I really do

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I am once again thinking about Rose, and how everything was stolen from her. She should be playing with Sparrow while their parents watch on, working on the farm, and experiencing her first crushes, but instead she is on the cold unforgiving streets of Old Town. Fending off Arfur, and attempting to raise her sibling, relying on the kindness of other while knowing it is not guaranteed. She is an optimist, forced into the role of a pessimist, because of how bleak everything is, a child forced to be an adult, because if shes not what will happen to little Sparrow?

She writes an she draws, and she imagines a life far kinder to her than the one she has now, dreaming of the day someone or something takes care of her and her little sibling. And when she thinks its going to happen, because Lucien is so nice, and seems so kind, it is ripped away, and she's killed. Not even immediately, dying from a second shot delivered only after the sibling she had tried so desperately to protect is shot, she dies scared, thinking she has failed. Thinking that not only her life is being taken, but the life of the only person that matters as well.

Shes a little girl, and she is somehow forced to grow up yet never allowed to. Its entirely unfair

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wheres seasons greasons

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imagine if your boyfriend was like I can smell an ant. and started tracking

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Public speaking is actually really easy if you don't respect a single soul in that room. I've had an incredibly easy time delivering speeches when I hated everybody I saw and they all thought I did amazing because my disdain was read as confidence. I don't have any tips for you I'm just telling you a fact

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I just came up with a ridiculous conspiracy theory that I beg you not to take seriously but it’s too good not to share.

In Denmark we have something called MitID which means MyID. It’s an app that all Danish citizens are required to have because it’s used to confirm your identity when you log on to various social services like healthcare or your tax overview, but it’s also used to confirm your identity when you buy stuff online so nobody can hack your phone and empty out your bank account (and if someone steals your phone they still have to know your code to the app). It’s a safety net but put in the most dramatic way possible; you can’t be a self reliant citizen in Denmark without MitID because most important things online have to go through the app.

Now, if you just open the app you get this screen with a shield telling you it’s ready for service.

If you try to log in somewhere like your doctor or the bank or try to buy something you’ll get this screen with a spinning circle inside the shield telling you it’s connecting to the site.

Before getting this screen telling you it was successful.

Now, here are the BDSM symbols for Doms. From left to right: non-gender specific Dom, female and male.

Does the first one remind you of anything, hmmmm?

The state is saying they own our asses! 😱🤯

Or maybe the design was just made to symbolise protection for citizens and was designed by people who don’t care about obscure BDSM symbols. BUT MAYBE IT WASNT!!!! But it probably was. BUT-!!!

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thinking about creatures.

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how the hell is november nearly over

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1994 was just yesterday you might say. But it is thirty years ago...Who would have thought

Join me on the same train journey from Clapham to Waterloo 30 years apart and just look at the change to the London skyline. Which journey would you prefer?

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This is a natural piece of kimberlite with a rough Diamond still inside! Kimberlite is the igneous rock that diamonds are found in and it’s rare to see in person with the Diamond still intact

📹: Grant Mobley

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Results from the #paleostream! Archaeodromus, Montanoceratops, Synauchenia and Venyukovia.

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do you think your full name has a nice ring to it?

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5 min tutorial for trcelyne, hope it helps! 

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got told at lunch "you feel like Tumblr Incarnate" and i had to tell them i've been here for 13 years and counting. i was here three years before dashcon happened. i saw the mishapocalypse. i survived the gigapause. i've been here longer than the shoelaces post. i've been here since it was hipsters versus fandom and i played both sides extensively by overdoing the sepia filters on everything and making my own flashing galaxy gif edits for my fandom posts. i'm every tumblr. it's all in me