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Me: Am going to die alone

People who I rejected: Wtf

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Sherlock: I don't need anyone!

Also Sherlock, after John left him for Mary: Time to die in a bottomless pit of despair

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Question 8 with Sherlock and John

Me: Am back! With another stupid question because why not? Am house arrested anyway just like all of you folks. So I brought John and Sherlock since I didn't had a proper chat with them or I probably did and am out of it

Sherlock and John: Hi

Me, grabs my water bottles: So Sherlock you get flattered easily? That's what I heard

Sherlock: What?! That's nonsense!

John, chuckles: He does. I remember the first time I met him and I was amaze on his deduction skill. I told him how brilliant and amazing he was and he was flattered easily just like how a 16 year old girl would get when she gets praise

Me: Aw that's sweet of you, John

John, smile and puff his chest out: Am proud of it

Sherlock, is blushing: Next question, please?

Me: So soon, Sherlock? *laughs* Alright I'll stop teasing you that's John job not mines. What it's like be a couple? *looks at my paper than at my camera man* Who been deciding these questions, Joe?

Joe, shrugs: Don't know, boss

Me, roll my eyes: Alright... back to the question

Sherlock: What it's like for me and John as a couple?

Me: Yup

John: I thought I wasn't gay, but damn did he threw my heterosexual out the window

Sherlock, laughed: And quickly

John, laughs with Sherlock, but soon stop and gets serious: Its hard to be in a relationship with him. He isn't the problem, it's people. Of course Sherlock tells me to ingore it that their being idiots, but how you ingore? It's hard for me

Sherlock, intertwine his finger with John to comfort him: John breath and let me do the talking *looks at me* We do have love ones to support, but I figure John went through family trauma that's what trigger this whole mess

Me: Poor John

Sherlock, looks at John then at me: Yes, poor John *gives a soft smile* even tho there are a lot of hate and people telling us that we weren't made for each other *frowns a bit* but John and I always had feelings for each, but of course we didn't know how to tell because we-

Sherlock and John: Because we were blind to see to the other one love

-Me, slight gasp on how they finish each other sentence. Both blush and look away from each other-

Me, sigh: Well that all for today. Adiós

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Question 7 with Mycroft and Lestrade

Me, walks in with a mask: Hey y'all with the coronavirus going around. I have been very worry about y'all, it hasn't hit my area yet, but its getting close to my area. Supermarket are completely empty! I hope y'all and your family stay safe for those in area's that is effect with this virus. So today we going talk to Graham-

Greg: It's Greg!

Me, snorts: I want to do that just to mess with him. Okay so my two classical love birds *whispers* beside Az and Crowley, are here today! And they will be answering: What do you think is the hardest in a relationship? And what's the best in a relationship?

Greg, rubs his nape: I have been through a lot of relationships before settling with Mycroft. I would say the hardest thing is not knowing what your getting yourself into

Mycroft, looks at his hubby: Am curious why you say that, love

Greg: You met someone and your like "Oh my god! I met the one!" *shift in his chair* but once you get to know them, there completely different and your left in utter shocked. You were the same way love, you present yourself as a man with power, manners, fearless, and heartless, but that's not who you are

-Mycroft, looks at me then back at his hubby-

Me: How is he then?

Greg: Mycroft is very soft and sweet, plus has good taste. That's the best part, seeing the real them *looks at Mycroft with soft eyes* You love every bit of it

Mycroft, beams at Greg: I love you too *gives him a quick kiss* I agree with Gregory, everyone hides themselves. Not all of us can see through that, unless you tear their wall down, but not all relationship last long and are able to share that beautiful moment. I was lucky to find Greg *looks at him* He is the best part of me and will always be

Me, crying in awed: That's so sweet *sniffles*

Greg, intertwined his fingers with Mycroft: He is my sugar to my doughnuts *laughs* that's was terrible

Me, chuckle: Thank you for you lovely words, guys. I see you readers later and stay save!

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Question (6) with Hannibal and Sherlock!

Me: Hey y'all! Welcome back to other question! If y'all having any questions for the lovely pair's don't be shy to ask! Okay now to question with Hannibal and Sherlock

Hannibal: Hello

Sherlock, crossing his leg: Hi

Me: So...I heard Sherlock knew your husband, Hannibal. Is it true?

Hannibal: Will hasn't talk much about Sherlock around the house until they came in contact...again

Sherlock: We were old friends, we talk about the current case's

Me: You mean the ripper case?

Sherlock: My partner and I had a struggle in that case so I thought Will might know something due to ability to think like a killer. He invited me to dinner with Dr. Lecter, I brought John with me. I told him to bring a gun just case

Hannibal, looks at Sherlock: Don't trust your friend, Mr. Holmes?

Sherlock: He seem to attracted and interests serial killers minds, am not surprised if you were one

Me: Wait! You know he the ripper?

Sherlock, nods: It took me a while, but I deduced he was the Chesapeake Ripper. He almost killed me right there in his office. Don't you remember, Dr. Lecter?

Hannibal, hums: Of courses, your lucky Dr. Watson came in before I finished putting the whole knife into your chest. I should have gotten Dr. Watson first-

Sherlock, glare at Hannibal: Touch John and I'll murdered you *growls*

Hannibal: Is that a challenge, Mr. Holmes?

Me: Gentlemen's, I don't think that's wise. Your husband's are currently watch you from a far because you tend to argue with threats

-Both huffs and relaxed-

Me: Thank you, boys. I don't think you want your husband's to come home mad *tighten my bun* That will be all for today! Don't forget if you have any questions for any pair's just text me the pair name and the question! Love y'all! Bye!

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Question (5) with new guest's!

Me: Before we begin, I want to say I love y'all very much and that your an amazing person *grins* Okay, Tony and Stephen on a romantic vacation so they won't be back for week or so...so we ask Dean and Castiel to join us!

Dean: Hello *waves*

Castiel: *waves hello*

Me: Today, we going to talk them only and then next time everyone going to come together *reads paper* Question for the two gentlemen's, what do you do when your partner is gone?

Dean: Talk to Sammy and the rest, take my baby for a ride *looks at Castiel, curiosity on what he going to say*

Castiel, looks at Dean with puppy eyes: Waiting till you come back home to me

Dean, awed: Oh Cas *hugs him*

Me: Y'all going to make me cry

Sam, walks in: No joke, guys. Castiel waits near the window staring at it until my brother comes back

Me, turns around to face Sam: Where the hell y'all coming from?!

-Sam, sits next to his brother-

Me: Well...Sam, am curiosity on what you do when Gabriel isn't home

Sam: Well...I-

Gabriel, walks in: Dean told me you talk a lot about me when am gone, how you miss me and all

Me, is getting really confused on how people are getting on stage: Where in the bloody hell are y'all coming from?!

Dean, laughed: Its so true!

Castiel: Gabriel also gets depressed when his moose isn't home

Me: Well that two couple down *wasn't expecting this ending* See y'all later! Bye bye!

-Everyone waves goodbye-

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Question (4)

Me: So before I continue, Crowley doing fine. Anywho, today we are talk with the husbands kids. We got Abigail for Will and Hannibal, Rosie for Sherlock and John, unfortunately Mycroft and Greg doesn't have a child of their own so they won't be joining us today, Adam for Crowley and Aziraphale, and lastly Peter for Tony and Stephen even tho have more, we only doing him. The question is how is it living with your dad's? Abigail?

Abigail: My dad's are very loving; Will is very protective of me, Hannibal as well. We murder a victim as a family then dad makes dinner. Very normal household

Me: I don't think its normal to murder-you what nevermind, Rosie I heard Sherlock wasn't your dad

Rosie: I never knew my mother very well, Sherlock was..from what my dad told me 'Been there since your mother death'. I consider him as my dad away then they got married so he actually became my dad, but I love my dads equally and they both love me with legit all their hearts

Me: *grabs my tissue* Oh, Rosie you to sweet for life *wipes my tears* Okay, Adam

Adam: They weird, but funny. Dad always tempting me to something demonic while my other good father tells me to use my power wisely and oh, he loves to read his favorite books to me

Me: Aww...ya don't listen Crowley, he needs his Angel to keep him out of trouble. Peter Parker

Peter: Saving life or even the whole city as a family or with the team! Doctor dad always making sure am doing good while dad wants to me to do the same, but want me to be free to do whatever I want

Me: Tony is a free man and he could whatever he likes, but don't do drugs or drink

Peter: Alright...

Me: That the kids comments on their weird but loving father's! See y'all later

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Question (3)

Me: So...am almost out of questions, but am good. Oh! Questions for you pair's, what did you get your lover for Valentine? Hannibal...am curiosity

Hannibal, looks at Will: I propose to him

Me: *gasps* No! Y'all am in shocked

Will: *shows his ring* Plus I got the meat for dinner

Hannibal: Very romantic of him

Me: Well damn, congrats. Now am really curiosity about the Holmes brother's

John, looks at Sherlock: He was acting weird in the mornings, but then he appeared in the living room with lingerie so umm... *smiles* You know what happened next

Me: Y'all really treating your man on Valentine. Mycroft?

Mycroft: We went on a stroll and we had a romantic dinner

Greg: Plus cuddling time

Me: Classy, it's cute. Crowley? You must spice something up?

Aziraphale: Oh, he did

Me: Tell me

Aziraphale: He treat me to a dance than dinner

Crowley: Don't forget the alcohol!

Aziraphale: *smiles* Yes, tons of alcohol then Crowley told me something that had me gasping

Me: What that?

Aziraphale: That Adam will be a big brother

Me: *jumps out my chair* Crowley are you freaking pregnant?!

Crowley: *blushes* Well...

-We be right back because someone having a seizure-

Me: Okay am back *whispers* he is *fix my paper's* Tony?

Tony: I didn't know what to give Stephen so I gave him a bouquet of his favorite flowers

Stephen: I gave him my whole body

Tony: I enjoy that very much

Me: That adorable, okay that it for today. Next time, am for sure get a talk with Crowley

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Question (2)

Me: Okay we back! *looks at my paper* So...what's the cutest thing your lover has done? Hannibal, you want to go first?

Hannibal: Sure, the cutest thing Will has done was pin me to a wall and swear at me, but he kisses me afterward

-Crowley dying out of laughter-

Will: *smiles* I find it cute when Hannibal sketch me, I mean I look absolutely fabulous!

Me: *agrees that Will is fabulous* Next, John?

John: When Sherlock tries to flirt with me

Sherlock: *blushes* Oh John...I find it cute when he trying to reach things from high places

Me: *snorts* He is pretty short

John: Who side you on?

Me: Umm...no one! Anyway let's continue before he kills me, Greg?

Greg: When he drunk! He so stupid *laughs*

Mycroft: To be honest, I find Gregory hilarious when he wasted to the bones *laughs with Greg* But the cutest thing Gregory has done was trying on thongs

Me: Oh...OH!

Greg: MYCROFT! *is red as fuck*

Me: *fake coughs* Okay...umm, Crowley?

Crowley: When he tries to act all innocent

Aziraphale: When Crowley put his hair in a bun, oh! And when he shows his eyes, their absolute beautiful

Crowley: *heart just got strike with love*

Me: Man buns are the best, okay. The last pair's of the day, Stephen?

Stephen, looks at Tony: Reaching stuff from high places

-Sherlock laughing his arse out-

Tony: Him trying to be a top

Me: So he a bottom?

Tony: *nods*

Stephen: Fuck you

-Steve in the background: "Language!"-

Me: *looks behind me* When did he got here? *claps my hands* Okay that all for today! See you later!

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Question (2)

Me: Okay we back! *looks at my paper* So...what's the cutest thing your lover has done? Hannibal, you want to go first?

Hannibal: Sure, the cutest thing Will has done was pin me to a wall and swear at me, but he kisses me afterward

-Crowley dying out of laughter-

Will: *smiles* I find it cute when Hannibal sketch me, I mean I look absolutely fabulous!

Me: *agrees that Will is fabulous* Next, John?

John: When Sherlock tries to flirt with me

Sherlock: *blushes* Oh John...I find it cute when he trying to reach things from high places

Me: *snorts* He is pretty short

John: Who side you on?

Me: Umm...no one! Anyway let's continue before he kills me, Greg?

Greg: When he drunk! He so stupid *laughs*

Mycroft: To be honest, I find Gregory hilarious when he wasted to the bones *laughs with Greg* But the cutest thing Gregory has done was trying on thongs

Me: Oh...OH!

Greg: MYCROFT! *is red as fuck*

Me: *fake coughs* Okay...umm, Crowley?

Crowley: When he tries to act all innocent

Aziraphale: When Crowley put his hair in a bun, oh! And when he shows his eyes, their absolute beautiful

Crowley: *heart just got strike with love*

Me: Man buns are the best, okay. The last pair's of the day, Stephen?

Stephen, looks at Tony: Reaching stuff from high places

-Sherlock laughing his arse out-

Tony: Him trying to be a top

Me: So he a bottom?

Tony: *nods*

Stephen: Fuck you

-Steve in the background: "Language!"-

Me: *looks behind me* When did he got here? *claps my hands* Okay that all for today! See you later!

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Questions (1)

Me: What's a problem when it comes to your lover?

Hannibal, looks at Will: His obsession to picking up street dogs

Will, looks at Hannibal: Hey! They need a home! Anyways, Hannibal will kill anyone who try to kill me or seduce me

Hannibal: *smiles because he proud of it*

Me: Aww that cute, anyway John?

John: Oh that many, Sherlock won't buy the groceries for once and keeps play his bloody violin early in the morning!

Sherlock: At least, I don't sing in the shower!

Me: Okay, you two gentleman clam down. Anyway, how about you Greg? Living with the other Holmes?

Greg: Him smoking and constantly texting me that he loves me while am working

Mycroft: How is that a problem?! I don't drink at a pub and bring another guy home!

Greg: AM NOT ONLY ONE WHO DRINKS!

Me: We will be right back *screaming in the background* Hopefully...

-We be right back-

Me: Okay, we back...umm *looks my paper* Two more couples, Crowley how about you first

Crowley: Well...that a good question, Aziraphale is an angel. I do try to tempt him to create problems

Aziraphale: It never works by the way, Crowley is soft for being a demon. He just nice

Crowley: *gets shy, turns red* Am not nice

Me: *smiles* Stephen?

Stephen: Tony is a completely mess

Tony: Am your mess *winks at him*

Stephen: He also can't live without me

Tony: Wong told me that you won't shut up about me

Stephen: Because I love you *kiss Tony cheeks*

Me: Okay that enough for today, see y'all later!

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Part Two

-Sherlock, Crowley and Hannibal treating their lovers for dinner, including watching them eat even if they not hungry and have small talk-

Sherlock: *smiles as he watch John eat his food, talks about the current case*

Crowley: *smiles as he watch Aziraphale eats his crepes, talks about Adam and having alcohol*

Hannibal: *smiles at Will as he eats his food, but at times watches Will eat. Talks about how it feels to kill people*

-Sherlock and Crowley having pet names for their partner-

Sherlock: Jawn!

-Or-

Sherlock: My-My thing

Crowley: Angel!

-John and Aziraphale not admitting they love their best friend-

John: I am not gay!

Aziraphale: I don't even like you!

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Part One

-Sherlock and Will on having their doctors clean shave-

Sherlock: I like my blogger clean shave

Will: I like my doctor clean shave

-Sherlock and Will closing the door on people so they can think-

Will: *close the door on an officer, can think now*

Sherlock: *close the door on Anderson, can think now*

-Couples I know who has husband in it-

Sherlock and John: Victorian Husbands *smiles*

Will and Hannibal: Murder Husbands *holds a knife behind their backs*

Aziraphale and Crowley: Ineffable Husbands *Aziraphale holding a book while Crowley is watch you behind his shades*

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Just Imagine

John: Sherlock? What are you doing on my laptop again?

Sherlock: *currently reading fanfic about the two making out, close the laptop not wanting John to know* Nothing, dinner?

John: *curious* Alright...let go then

-After having dinner, John tuck Sherlock in bed-

John: Goodnight, Sherlock *pat his arse and leaves, going on his laptop* Now let see, what Sherlock was on *goes to his history and clicks on what's recent* Daddy? What the fuck is that?! *reads the short story, is completely worry on what Sherlock is reading*

-There was sudden footsteps-

Sherlock: Jawn? *see John on the laptop and is completely terrified* OH MY GOD, JOHN!

John: *looks at Sherlock and goes red, close the laptop. Gets up and walks to Sherlock*

Sherlock: *is red as fuck* Jawn...don't come near me

John: *grabs Sherlock hands* You idiot *smiles and kiss his soft lips*

Sherlock: *eyes widen, but relax in John's touch* Oh John~

-They had a sweet kiss and cuddled up that night-