I am he as you are he as you are me And we are all potato
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OP: The magpie at our school are basically track teammates lol.
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EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP SCIENTISTS AT THE SCHMIDT OCEAN INSTITUTE HAVE FOOTAGE OF A LIVE COLOSSAL SQUID FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Following up a career and era-defining fantasy franchise leading role with a steadfast commitment to playing weird little freaks.
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I'm 50 according to this.
#im 60#but only bc its says “recognize”#if it was “have listened to” or “recognize by ear” i would be 68 lmao
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The Shire must truly be a great realm, Master Gamgee; where gardeners are held in high honor.
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awow. awow. awow. Awow. awowAwowawowAwow awow awow awow. bup bup bupbup bup bup bup bup bup. if you even care
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We are receiving unconfirmed reports that it is bedtime. Citizens are advised to get into their pajamas and remain on high alert
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