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“Medieval peasants couldn’t handle my Spotify playlist” but could YOU handle a medieval bard relaying the epic of Beowulf over the course of an hour? Humble yourself.

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i love this illustration i'm losing my mind

look at her. go crazy aaaaaa go stupid aaaaaa

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my boss accidentally added a wrong number to our group chat 😭

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can you take my white ass to funkytown

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musk is going to die in a Tesla explosion in 6 months after sticking his nose where it doesn't belong and we will never get a conclusive answer on whether it was a CIA car bomb or just a normal Tesla malfunction

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the death of dvds is so fucked. what about bonus features

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Not me explaining that here on Tumblr tits is a gender neutral term for big chests unless the person has said they don't like it

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i’m online and ready to look at a picture!

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this will get to the right people

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let’s be real the best tumblr has EVER looked was the short span of time where you could slap code into posts and we had classics like these

tumblr has never been closer to the core aesthetic and sense of humor of its userbase 

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I was typing an entire post about food issues and why I don't like wet food, until I remembered that unlike in Dutch, 'wet food' has a specific meaning in English. Just straight up deleted everything bc all I could see myself as was

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Cultural exchange happening on 小红书/Red Note/Little Red Book (we gotta start calling it by one name guys)

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this is truly the funniest timeline