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I made a new straight pride flag. please put this on your blog if you support the straights. i’ve seen too much heterophobia on tumblr and i want to know who our allies are uwu. WE NEED PROTECTION TOO!!

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how do i uninstall anxiety

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If Big Hero 6 had a tumblr

Hiro: lots and lots of robotic stuff, pictures of mochi and occasional memes. Sometimes he also posts embarrassing photos of Tadashi on his blog. Thats how he gets all his followers.

Honey Lemon: beautiful scenery, animal photos, Japanese inspired fashion, probably cute pixels and lots and lots of selfies.

Fred: probably has an "Ask the Kaiju" blog where he gets into Cosplay and makes gifs of himself answering people's questions as a Kaiju monster.

Wasabi: very sophisticated and simple theme. Reblogs lots of puns and posts promoting cleanliness and order.

Tadashi: Uses tumblr to record his projects. The only people that follow him are middle-aged college professors.

GoGo: no title, default icon, default theme and one post saying "what the fuck is this shit"

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EXPECTATIONS VS REALITY OF THE ZODIAC SIGNS

Aries Expectation: Fierce ram, will fuck u up, is hella brave

Aries Reality: Is a sheep with oversized horns and was bullied and is trying to overcompensate

Taurus Expectation: Loyal bull

Taurus Reality: Cow that is too lazy to betray you

Gemini Expectation: Super smart, super intelligent, can and will slay you.

Gemini Reality: Has abandonment issues and an identity crisis every month

Cancer Expectation: Mother bear and reliable and strong

Cancer Reality: Emotional wreck

Leo Expectation: Loyal sexy and confident

Leo Reality: Emo lion

Virgo Expectation: Shy smart and organized

Virgo Reality: Always having internal meltdowns

Libra Expectation: Fashionable and friendly and fair

Libra Reality: Really sad that they cannot fix everyone

Scorpio Expectation: Dark mysterious and probably a killer

Scorpio Reality: Really emo that hates everyone and has uncontrollable emotions

Sagittarius Expectation: So wise and majestic

Sagittarius Reality: Makes up everything to compensate for the lack of meaning in their life

Capricorn Expectation: Cool, calm, collected, ambitious

Capricorn Reality: Power starved baby that just wants love

Aquarius Expectation: God

Aquarius Reality: Still God

Pisces Expectation: So cute such anime!!

Pisces Reality: How can I murder ppl without getting my dress dirty

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Hhhhh too annoying

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02022015 idk okay

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the character you'd be in an anime

aries: perverted glasses character

taurus: tsundere friend of the most popular kid in school

gemini: the moe moe little sibling character

cancer: the dead mom character who only shows up in childhood flashbacks

leo: big yaoi seme with big yaoi hands

virgo: boring as fuck otome game heroine

libra: the flirty shota/lolita with homosexual tendencies

scorpio: the super hot shoujo character who looks like a million bucks but can't do anything right

sagittarius: the angry uke that gets picked up by a rich seme

capricorn: the first casualty

aquarius: the sweet friendly character who turns out to be the spawn of satan

pisces: the lonely otaku character

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The Signs As Mythical Creatures

Aries: dragon (fiery, assertive, domineering)

Taurus: forest fairy (earthy, loving, creative)

Gemini: shapeshifter (ability to change form / mindset suddenly)

Cancer: werewolf (ruled by the moon, pack-mentality, loyal)

Leo: phoenix (associated with the sun, fire and royalty)

Virgo: unicorn (symbol of purity and grace, helpful / healers)

Libra: angel (values peace and harmony, loving)

Scorpio: vampire (dark, passionate, intense)

Sagittarius: centaur (strong, adventurous)

Capricorn: goblin (serious, methodical, mischievous, ambitious)

Aquarius: witch (inventive, rebellious, original)

Pisces: mermaid (dreamy, ethereal, water / fish sign)