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okay you showed keefe gay people now introduce him to women's suffrage

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The reason there were gay people in Unraveled was all set up for the reveal in book 10 that Sophie's father is actually another woman

Shannon's barest mentions of gay background characters has already pissed off every single conservative parent who loved the series for their kids she should go big. the pages of the next book should be rainbow. bronte and fintan should lick each others' tongues on page

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Hey, sorry, I can’t come into work today. One of the most impactful book series of my adolescence just acknowledged the existence of gay people for the first time after ten books. Yeah, in a positive light. No, it still has a heavily Christian audience. Yeah, I’m gonna be out all day.

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“Oh my god you’re a writer? Can I read your stuff?”

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had to show you guys. he looks so unbelievably bad. for context he always gets shit crusted in his fur because he doesn’t maintain it so my mom decided to give him a haircut and wanted to even it out

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"you're green" "i am" ahh

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You started a scam religion for a quick buck. You begin to panic when your fake god was actually a real forgotten one awakened from new worshippers, declared you it's high priest, and granted you the power of healing.

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would he fucking say that? let's investigate.

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dog coded kris

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This probably happens to her.

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As a farmer.. homie thinking he is hot shit for hauling ONE BALE is so fucking funny let me put a rack on the back of my 02 dodge and i can haul fuckin 10 bales without needing the headers

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sure Cardan loves when Jude is firm with him...but when she's tender?? and gentle?? and runs her fingers through his hair or along his tail while they lay together in the privacy of their room after a long day and their armor is shed??? Or when she removes his many earrings and necklaces from him patiently (bc the High King loves his jewelry) and he just watches her as she does so admiring her focused expression....AHHH

this man is forever undone by her

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Oak really is all grown up. I'm going to cry.

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The way Oak gives up his bedroom so Cardan and Jude can have it while they visit him and Vivi/Heather.

The way Oak halfway wakes up when Cardan is sneaking out to find Aslog, but sees its just Cardan and buries his face in the cushions bc he feels safe.

The way Cardan gets to the be safe and caring big brother he never got to have

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“So I am to sit here and feed you information,” Cardan says, leaning against a hickory tree. “And you’re to go charm royalty? That seems entirely backward.”I fix him with a look. “I can be charming. I charmed you, didn’t I?”He rolls his eyes. “Do not expect others to share my depraved tastes.” ― Holly Black, The Cruel Prince

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jude: *preparing their kid for school* mommy’s gonna dropkick anyone that touches you.

cardan: and daddy’s going to bail mommy out of jail.

just the thought of them having a baby (holly hinted) makes me GIGGLE AND KICK MY FEET