postnuclearwar
Rated E used to be for everyone.
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Matthew | 28 | Queer - A certified weirdo, do not follow unless you are pro-weird.
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postnuclearwar · 2 hours ago
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(college stuff) everyone give it up for the humble arapaima
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postnuclearwar · 2 hours ago
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if you hired a galapagos finch as a linecook it would perfectly evolve a beak to optimally smoke cigarettes behind the dumpsters
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postnuclearwar · 2 hours ago
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My puppy is rather malleable when she’s napping. Decided to make a quick stop motion animation with her!
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postnuclearwar · 5 hours ago
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Could recognize him by touch alone...
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postnuclearwar · 5 hours ago
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the word boytoy is the greatest creation of the human language
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postnuclearwar · 5 hours ago
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I drew rattata for a Pokédex created by ilustradorasunidas on instagram!! I had so much fun creating my rat son
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postnuclearwar · 6 hours ago
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the word boytoy is the greatest creation of the human language
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postnuclearwar · 7 hours ago
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It will never stop being entertaining to me that the CritRole cast just brute-forced Essek floating into being canon. Matt explicitly said when he was introduced that he was just so elegant that his footsteps were near undetectable and that it appeared like he was almost gliding, but the rest of the cast just kept pushing "Nah that dude's floating I'm sure of it" until eventually Matt caved and now it's one of Essek's most recognizable character traits, to the point that he has to stop when he's undercover.
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postnuclearwar · 7 hours ago
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postnuclearwar · 7 hours ago
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day 45: vileplume
support me on kofi!
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postnuclearwar · 8 hours ago
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I miss Dungeon Meshi 😭
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postnuclearwar · 8 hours ago
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postnuclearwar · 8 hours ago
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me: “sorry ): can’t come!! got so much to do at home”
me as soon as im home:
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postnuclearwar · 8 hours ago
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watching death note with my family and after the college entrance episode my mom asked offhandedly if anyone had ever pictured L and light as a couple before. it felt like one single white dove had landed on a crystalline lake in a beautiful pure clearing. no i dont think anyones ever thought of that before
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postnuclearwar · 8 hours ago
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hate when I wanna talk to a person but I don’t really have anything to say. but I yearn for the connection. can’t just message someone like, hi I have nothing in particular to say but you’re fun and cool and I would like to have a conversation
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postnuclearwar · 8 hours ago
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Reading articles about MrBeast's dominance of YouTube is fucking bizarre because, from my perspective, the dude isn't even on YouTube. I've never watched one of his videos. YouTube has, to the best of my knowledge, never recommended one of his videos to me. Every thumbnail screenshot of his looks like something you could tell me was a photoshopped parody of YouTube culture, and I'd believe you. No one I follow on YouTube ever mentions him, even negatively or in passing. The first time I ever heard his name was in regards to the quality of his ghost kitchens. The only way I know he isn't a mass, shared hallucination is that I've witnessed the thoroughly mid-looking chocolate bars he sells at Walmart for some reason
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postnuclearwar · 12 hours ago
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you know what? Fuck you. *turns your strong and stoic and serious character into a crying, traumatized, whimpering, curled up mess in the floor*
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