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like to charge, reblog to cast <3
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girls are asking me to "touch the demon inside of them." chill I haven't even had breakfast yet
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Just tried to play an ancient flute and it started filling the room with this awful miasma that wont go away
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@atiresometryst 🕷️
settings > my shower > manage my shower
water 🟩
soap 🟩
corner spider ⬜️
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you have forgotten your innocence and whimsy. go listen to Vocaloid songs about eating people and remember what it was like to be filled with childlike wonder.
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my necklace? yeah it’s a collar bomb actually.. BUT DONT WORRY it only detonates when it detects extreme arousal… and heh.. I don’t think you have to worry about that since you aren’t shaped like a busty airplane
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just heard about communion!! "bred"????? "whine"?????? now thats something i can get behind!!!
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can you take my white ass to funkytown
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why is it called a "stick" of butter. that is blatantly a The Ingot
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a mother is like a bpd girlfriend you can't choose
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