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“I'll give you my best side, tell you all my best lies” Squad

Cancer, Gemini, Libra, Scorpio, Capricorn

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School has Started...

And so has the anxiety: Cancer, Scorpio, Pisces, Libra

And so has my high blood pressure: Taurus, Aquarius, Gemini, Leo

And so has the tears: Aries, Virgo, Sagittarius, Capricorn

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how i picture the signs

aries: tall/slender build, maybe wearing glasses, hands that you can't help but want to hold, friendly looking, someone you see and immediately want to get to know

taurus: eyes you can barely see because they're always smiling, energetic glow, probably wearing a hat, messy hair, good at dressing themselves, likes wearing jewelry

gemini: icy gazes but kind smiles, "resting bitch face," nice eyebrows, somebody you always want to compliment, beautiful facial structure

cancer: a soft face, eyes that make you melt, cheeks you want to squish, reserved and shy smiles, the perfect size to hold close, cutest noses

leo: big and dark eyes, hair you want to run your hands through, kissable lips, brightest smiles, look like they were made to shine in the sun, great to wrap your arms around

virgo: fairly short, probably freckled, always serving looks, smug smirks, polite and proper, their laughs almost always make everyone else laugh as well

libra: sensual gazes, firm jaws, great sense of style, flirty grins, pointed noses, soft floppy hair, lean arms, actual greek gods/goddesses

scorpio: typically darker vibes, dyed hair, soft but focused eyes, lush hair and lips, always have some sort of token accessory, trendy dressers

sagittarius: tired eyes, pissed off expressions, long hair, nose/lip piercings, sharp winged liner, wearing something dark, warm smiles, probably sipping coffee

capricorn: brown/orangey aura, if the autumn season was a person, cozy presences, soft dark hair, seemingly snobby posture (arms crossed, lips pursed, brows furrowed), spacey gazes

aquarius: quirky and lively, medium length hair, goth bitch looks, anxious expressions, bold and "different" makeup, weird but cute sense of style

pisces: either really tall or really short, always seem irritated, wearing a hoodie or beanie, small but nice smiles, kinda emo, messy brows, look like puppies

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The “Make Me the Star of Every Dream You Have” Squad

Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Leo, Scorpio, Capricorn 

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The signs as exes

Aries: the ex that realized their true potential after you broke up

Taurus: the ex that got even hotter after you broke up

Gemini: the ex that you never stopped being friends with somehow

Cancer: the ex that never stopped caring about you, which you still appreciate

Leo: the ex you still pine after

Virgo: the ex who is always better than you at everything

Libra: the ex that moved on quickly

Scorpio: the ex that you want back but never can get back

Sagittarius: the ex that is still friends with all of your friends

Capricorn: the ex that everyone was waiting to become single

Aquarius: the ex that you see everywhere

Pisces: the ex you lowkey thought was going to murder you when you broke up but was fine with it

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Signs as different groups in marvel

Guardians of the Galaxy: Aquarius, Cancer, Pisces

X-men: Libra, Capricorn, Sagittarius

Avengers: Leo, Aries, Scorpio

Fantastic Four: Gemini, Virgo, Taurus

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DC vs MARVEL

MARVEL: Gemini, Leo, Virgo, Capricorn, Scorpio, Aquarius

DC: Aries, Taurus, Sagittarius, Pisces, Cancer, Libra

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Signs as Disney Villians

Aries: Evil Queen

Taurus: Big Bad Wolf

Gemini: Hades

Cancer: Mother Gothel

Leo: Gaston

Virgo: Scar

Libra: Cruella De Vil

Scorpio: Maleficent

Sagittarius: Jafar

Capricorn: Hans

Aquarius: Captain Hook

Pisces: Yzma

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Things I want to say to the signs

Aries: you are awesome, so stop overcompensating

Taurus: go out and find your motivation, it's out there somewhere I promise

Gemini: it's okay to trust someone with all of you

Cancer: never lose that nurturing nature, it's amazing

Leo: yes, you are as amazing as you think you are

Virgo: dont sell yourself short you are quite a catch

Libra: not everyone has to be happy all the time, and it's not your job to make them happy

Scorpio: it's okay to hide your true self from others sometimes, just remember assholes won't matter in 5 years

Sagittarius: never lose that sparkle in your eye I swear it can start fires

Capricorn: don't forget to take care of yourself sometimes, you come first.

Aquarius: sometimes it's okay to let yourself go and pour everything you got into someone or something, take down those walls

Pisces: you pour your heart into everything, but some things don't deserve you

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the signs during a zombie apocalypse

Aries: ruler of the zombies

Taurus: has all the fried food in the world in a bunker

Gemini: uses this as an opportunity to steal from places and break laws, somehow doesn't die

Cancer: either kills everyone or sacrifices themselves

Leo: pretends to be a zombie but ends up actually becoming one

Virgo: knew this was going to happen 20 years prior

Libra: tries to preach peace and become allies but gets attacked

Scorpio: kills everything in sight

Sagittarius: the zombie that started it all

Capricorn: dies first

Aquarius: with gemini the entire time

Pisces: freaks out and somehow stays alive

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ASTROLOGICAL ANATOMY

♈ ARIES // Birthed from deep, volcanic heat, and drenched in gasoline. It takes but a spark to light your fuse. Hair a frenzy of dancing flame, and eyes of glowing ember. Bones charred black with skin like wax. Destructive beauty – a force to be reckoned with. The Earth is scorched by a single glance. And from your trail of ash, life will grow. We could use a fresh start.

♉ TAURUS // You sprout from the ground; mossy soles forever rooted in the dirt. The higher you reach, the longer your limbs become. An armor of tree bark and hair like the branches of a flourishing weeping willow. You wear flowers on your head and thorns around your neck. Songbirds sing from your throat. Wooden legs hold firm – unyielding. This is a good place to stand.

♊ GEMINI // Eyes like stained glass windows. Skin of paper mâché, as thin and light as the book pages used to piece you together. Painted to match the sky – the brightest shades of yellow and blue. Hollow bones clatter like wind chimes. Whether you like it or not; the most gentle of breezes will sweep you away. They carry you like a kite. Windy days are like that.

♋ CANCER // Bones of petrified wood drifted ashore, tied loosely together with kelp. Your sea-weathered skin, a milky white – bathed in moonlight and embroidered with little shards of sea glass. Your hair caked in sand and salt. Eyes of pearl and teeth to match; a mermaid with no scales. Your heavy chest heaves with the tides. The feeling is mutual.

♌ LEO // Your heart is plated gold; blood is liquid silver. Diamond eyes with lashes flecked in their dust – blindingly glittering each time they flutter open. Titanium teeth ground to points. Your shining copper locks soak up every sun beam. Bronze skin is searing hot. You are radiance that’s prone to rust. Staying polished is essential.

♍ VIRGO // A spine that reads like a stack of old books. Wooden bones that creek like old stairs. You drift like dust filtered through sunlight into all of the empty spaces: cluttered cupboards and neglected gardens. Thoughts sprout from your scalp. They grow as ferns. Skin made of linen and lace, stained the color of spilled tea. Solitude keeps its own company, I suppose.

♎ LIBRA // Symmetry from head to toe, with pink petal lips and china doll cheeks. Dandelions seeds float from your mouth, carried by every whispered breath. Hair of honey and skin of silk. You speak in wafts of perfumes – sweet and light – laced with just a hint of arsenic. The balance you hold is a fragile thing, love. Handle with care.

♏ SCORPIO // Hips like a hurricane; a heart to match. It beats in claps of thunder; cracking ribs and shooting shock waves up lightning rod bones – electrocuting every nerve and fiber. Only goosebumps tell of the brewing storm. Silver raindrops hang on your lips like star in the sky. Mirror eyes show others their true reflection. Better they see themselves than you.

♐ SAGITTARIUS // A map of the world is etched deep into your leather hide, like runes carved on ancient temples. Your hair is made of fireworks; all sparks and color and smoke. Lungs full of the same. Bones; the antlers of wild animals. Tendons and joints stretch like rubber bands. You bound and leap and run faster than all. You can flee, but the desire to never will.

♑ CAPRICORN // Marble skin forged from the thickest layers of the Earths crust; embedded with raw crystals. Iron bones, and marrow teaming with valuable gems and minerals. Blood is thick, and molten hot. Your spinal cord is a mountain range. Your movement like tectonic plates. This body was built for efficiency. It will withstand the test of time.

♒ AQUARIUS // Prismatic eyes and hair of tangible starlight. A cosmic kind of beauty. Translucent skin like frosted glass; you can see galaxies swirling faintly under the surface. A heart of foreign origins, and a surreal language few can comprehend. Your lips are crusted with dry paint. Your heart bleeds in water colors. Not everyone gets it.

♓ PISCES // Seaweed hair that always floats as though underwater. Your bones are a patchwork quilt of broken seashells – a mosaic of the ocean. Those toes have never known the taste of the shore. Lids conceal crystal eyeballs. Your lash-line permanently adorned by shimmery tears. They fall as bubbles, and ease the sorrows of strangers. Dreaming is reserved for the ones asleep.

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The Signs as Pastel John Cena Edits:

Aries:

Taurus:

Gemini:

Cancer:

Leo:

Virgo:

Libra:

Scorpio:

Sagittarius:

Capricorn:

Pices:

Aquarius:

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RIP Alan Rickman 1946 - 2016

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the ”my eyelashes are longer than your dick” squad

Libra, Cancer, Capricorn, Scorpio, Gemini, Aquarius

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All I Want For Christmas

Is You: Aries, Cancer, Virgo, Scorpio, Capricorn, Aquarius

Just Kidding. Give me Diamonds: Taurus, Gemini, Leo, Libra, Sagittarius, Pisces

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Disney Princess Sidekicks for the Signs

Aries - Maximus

Taurus -  Rajah

Gemini - Scuttle

Cancer - Flounder

Leo - Lumiere

Virgo - Pascal

Libra - Gus Gus

Scorpio - Mushu

Sagittarius - Ray

Capricorn - Cogsworth

Aquarius - Meeko

Pisces - Olaf

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HOW THE SIGNS SAY I LOVE YOU:

ARIES: “I love you, stupid.”

TAURUS: “You’re so adorable.”

GEMINI: When it’s true love, they’ll probably be afraid to say that they love you. They’ll just show it without acknowledging it.

CANCER: “You’re the best!”

LEO: Similar to Gemini, Leo’s are the player type. So when they fall in love, they’ll be too afraid to say it or even admit it.

VIRGO: “I hate you.”

LIBRA: “I absolutely adore you.”

SCORPIO: “You’re mine and only mine.”

SAGITTARIUS: “You little bitch stop making me love you.”

CAPRICORN: “I don’t hate you.”

AQUARIUS: “You’re as weird as me.”

PISCES: “I want to kiss you right now.”