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me explaining sburb to presessioners (they will die in an onslaught of meteors in under a month):

It’s not fucking chuunibyou I actually have fucking powers

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so... a ring voyager

this post is a... Prince of Void

Prince: Active Destruction Class

Void: lol nope

You were born with the unique power to see the most interesting "stat" of a person floating over their head. For most, it's stuff like "TIMES WON GAMES OF POKER: 43," or "PROMISES BROKEN: 105." Today, you glance up at someone sitting nearby to see "EXTRATERRESTRIALS KILLED: 27."

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yes, yes, YES, please give me interaction from pre-sessioners and other replayers

reblog if you want more interaction w your lovely followers

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this post is a... Prince of Void

Prince: Active Destruction Class

Void: lol nope, not destroying my post

The BBEG is nothing. As in literally nothing. It's not a person or an army or a creature or even a physical manifestation of an abstract concept, it's literally the very absence of *anything*. It's a very threatening empty space.

john hunger

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Two bros, smooching their corpses, they’re both dead so it’s not gay.

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This post is a... Rogue of Life

Rogue: Passive Distribution class

Life: Life, Passive effects, etc you get it

Your uncle says to you "I'm the one who got your parents together. It was a hard dungeon raid and-". Your father interrupts "I HAD TO PERFORM SO MANY HEALINGS ON THIS MAN THAT I AM ON A FIRST NAME BASIS WITH THE GODDESS! THAT'S HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER!"

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this post is a... Seer of Void

Seer: Active Planinator class, pretty gosh darn cool

Void: haha nope, not risking my post disappearing, look it up

⚠ This Blog contains no artifacts of any ill property or kind ⚠

⚠ Artifact seekers move forward as there is no gains for you here ⚠

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oh yeah, also, can i be the weird cousin?

being the token horror movie guy in the family is so hard. what do you mean you dont wanna watch the having a bad time movie? What? What do you mean its scary?

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"This guy is trapped into a weird game and torture will ensue" hey, that's me, except when you finish sburb, there's the great disappointment, you press The Button, you hear alarm clocks, and redo with someone else's house and friends

being the token horror movie guy in the family is so hard. what do you mean you dont wanna watch the having a bad time movie? What? What do you mean its scary?

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another pro, explodes less, like, there are some mods for replayers that shut down the computer when it's going to explode, and standard linux also tends to explode less than mac os or windows

I hate to be the annoying person who recommends Linux to everyone but like... how could you not switch to Linux at this point.

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do it, this post is a... Prince of Doom

Prince: Active Destruction Class

Doom: Destruction, Negative consequences, Rules

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and then replayernets legitimately think you are unhinged for not eating the paint

all the “weird” content on tiktok feels so fabricated and performative. whereas on tumblr you’ll meet someone who will casually admit they eat paint

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OOC: Prev, look up replay value au, see the last sentence. tip, if you do not want these (but still want my classpecting) block the tag "Not Classpected"

Dudes shouldn't have to prove themselves by having spartan greyscale homes with dollar store rubber shower curtains and a mattress on the floor. Do you know what life is like with linen

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thanks... wish this could be useful to me... cheers to escaping the loop and using these

Dudes shouldn't have to prove themselves by having spartan greyscale homes with dollar store rubber shower curtains and a mattress on the floor. Do you know what life is like with linen

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it's 1991 to someone out there, and to you, i hope you escape the loop

TODAY IS THE ONLY DAY YOU CAN REBLOG THIS

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this post is a... prince of life

prince: active destruction class

life: plants, growth, positive consequences

You're the healer of the group. The rest of the party has always treated you like you're made of glass. You were content to stay out of their way and let them do their thing. Until they all got downed leaving you the only one standing. That's when you show them how deadly healing magic can be.

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also, there are linux (technically linux/gnu) distros, which have differences, it's more similar to saying "troll microblogging site" for chittr

what do you think about the fact that Hope (hope is the best btw) players at some point in their session tend to use Linux (or whatever alien (i dub the term alinux) linuxes are used)

I think it fits how high level abilities are hard so you just freestyle it (being the linux of sburb abilities)

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You can't just say "oh any analogous version of Linux is Alien Linux to me" you chauvinistic fuck.

First of all, there's a high chance it's just called Linux, some programming languages seem to be universal.

Second of all, they have names and differences. If you assume Twitter and Chittr are just the same, you'd be wrong, and if you called Chittr "Troll Twitter", you'd be cancelled very quickly.

Third of all, if you want an actually hard programming language to wave your big dick over like a wizard enchanting a potion, take the diaper off, undergo puberty, and learn how to use ~ATH.