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another pro, explodes less, like, there are some mods for replayers that shut down the computer when it's going to explode, and standard linux also tends to explode less than mac os or windows
I hate to be the annoying person who recommends Linux to everyone but like... how could you not switch to Linux at this point.
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do it, this post is a... Prince of Doom
Prince: Active Destruction Class
Doom: Destruction, Negative consequences, Rules
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and then replayernets legitimately think you are unhinged for not eating the paint
all the “weird” content on tiktok feels so fabricated and performative. whereas on tumblr you’ll meet someone who will casually admit they eat paint
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OOC: Prev, look up replay value au, see the last sentence. tip, if you do not want these (but still want my classpecting) block the tag "Not Classpected"
Dudes shouldn't have to prove themselves by having spartan greyscale homes with dollar store rubber shower curtains and a mattress on the floor. Do you know what life is like with linen
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thanks... wish this could be useful to me... cheers to escaping the loop and using these
Dudes shouldn't have to prove themselves by having spartan greyscale homes with dollar store rubber shower curtains and a mattress on the floor. Do you know what life is like with linen
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it's 1991 to someone out there, and to you, i hope you escape the loop
TODAY IS THE ONLY DAY YOU CAN REBLOG THIS
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this post is a... prince of life
prince: active destruction class
life: plants, growth, positive consequences
You're the healer of the group. The rest of the party has always treated you like you're made of glass. You were content to stay out of their way and let them do their thing. Until they all got downed leaving you the only one standing. That's when you show them how deadly healing magic can be.
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also, there are linux (technically linux/gnu) distros, which have differences, it's more similar to saying "troll microblogging site" for chittr
what do you think about the fact that Hope (hope is the best btw) players at some point in their session tend to use Linux (or whatever alien (i dub the term alinux) linuxes are used)
I think it fits how high level abilities are hard so you just freestyle it (being the linux of sburb abilities)
-postClasspecting\Mark Warren\reboundShockwave
You can't just say "oh any analogous version of Linux is Alien Linux to me" you chauvinistic fuck.
First of all, there's a high chance it's just called Linux, some programming languages seem to be universal.
Second of all, they have names and differences. If you assume Twitter and Chittr are just the same, you'd be wrong, and if you called Chittr "Troll Twitter", you'd be cancelled very quickly.
Third of all, if you want an actually hard programming language to wave your big dick over like a wizard enchanting a potion, take the diaper off, undergo puberty, and learn how to use ~ATH.
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LINUX ISN'T A PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE, IT'S AN OPERATING SYSTEM
what do you think about the fact that Hope (hope is the best btw) players at some point in their session tend to use Linux (or whatever alien (i dub the term alinux) linuxes are used)
I think it fits how high level abilities are hard so you just freestyle it (being the linux of sburb abilities)
-postClasspecting\Mark Warren\reboundShockwave
You can't just say "oh any analogous version of Linux is Alien Linux to me" you chauvinistic fuck.
First of all, there's a high chance it's just called Linux, some programming languages seem to be universal.
Second of all, they have names and differences. If you assume Twitter and Chittr are just the same, you'd be wrong, and if you called Chittr "Troll Twitter", you'd be cancelled very quickly.
Third of all, if you want an actually hard programming language to wave your big dick over like a wizard enchanting a potion, take the diaper off, undergo puberty, and learn how to use ~ATH.
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weird survival length for a timeline that is doomed (No Reckoning=No Babies=No you=No Stopping the reckoning) but sorry, you're doomed
Hi, UrsanidComedian here! :3
I... Kinda softlocked myself???
Long story short:
I'm a seer of void, now max god tier. My coplayers are dead and so are the black king and queen, Prospit and Derse are fine and so is the white king (Queen died by hands of one of my coplayers) I found out about the tumor and panicked so I kinda un-existed it????
Now I can't progress and finish Sburb. So I kinda got bored and made peace between the carapacians? And also kinda am In a relationship with the white king (don't ask).
It's been a long, LONG time since all that happened. I've lost count but I assume around 100 years or so. I kinda made my home in this session and made it more peaceful kingdom sim game but I really want to know how to leave the game...
help? ,:3
WHY ARE YOU YELLING
First of all, be a bit precise with your language. "Tumor" is a term used in the game's code that refers to any scripted object the game recognizes shouldn't exist. "I found out about the Tumor" could refer to literally anything.
Second, and I hate to be the one to break the bad news to you, but I think you may have wasted 100 years of your life. If the Black King is dead (which you said he is), and the Genesis Frog has been bred (did this happen?), you should be able to leave and finish the game. Unless this Tumor is some game critical item, which by definition it shouldn't be if you're calling it a Tumor, then I don't know what's going on here.
Third, and I REALLY hate to break this news to you, but you also shouldn't really be alive. When a Session has been rendered unwinnable, or if the game is complete, the Others begin closing in to, essentially, consume the remains of the Incipisphere, presumably to make room for a new Session (or for some insidious eldritch purpose, this part is conjecture). If you've actually been kicking around for 100 years and your sense of time isn't just twelve different flavors of fucked, then either the Session isn't unwinnable, the Session isn't complete yet, or someone struck a deal with the Others in order to preserve this Session (it's been done before).
In short, man I have no clue what's going on with you. I need more information before I can assist you with anything.
Has Breeding Duty been accomplished?
What exactly is this "Tumor" you erased?
Can you establish contact with the Others and ask them why they haven't moved in? I'm not expecting an answer, and don't make any deals for information, but if they do give any answer, note it down.
Is the Door Beyond The End or its platform present at all?
Is there something wrong with you that made you wait an actual century, or are you just jerking my chain?
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correct, one of the best parts of knights are the cape (eying the bed and rat poison sword) and seers have built-in eyemasks
opinion on godjammies?
What opinion do you expect me to have on them? They're decent armor, they look nice (moment of silence for Bards and Dream players), and they're cozy. 10/10
If you want me to say something out of the ordinary about them, alchemize them some more. You can do that, you know. They retain most of the magical attributes they normally do, like never snagging or being damaged in the long term, but you can customize their looks (pay attention Bards and Dream players) or turn them into god-armor.
Also people shit on the "fancystuck" trend, where people turn their godjammies into suits and dresses and such so they look like magical girls and/or some Tuxedo Mask-esque figure. Those people are incorrect, nebulously afraid, and they probably don't have any sense of fashion and their fit is barely more dignified than an empty potato sack. Style on those motherfuckers with your god-drip.
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shut the FUCK UP, classpecting posts is a vital thing, you are a Whiz of Piss because you are annoying and over the top
no definitons, just read the extended titles guide
yearning for the day when people stop creating annoying low-effort gimmick blogs
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i know i don't know a lot of presessioners, and none will see this for sure, and around here we don't have tests (unless boss battles count) but cheers to escaping the loop
somehow I got 95/20 on an assignment
I hope they never fix it and leave it this way forever
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this post is a... Prince of Life
Prince: Active Destruction class
Life: Long-Term Positive Consequences, Disease, Healing
Although healing powers are common, yours is one of the strongest in the world. The hit squad big pharma sends manages to take out your entire family but you survive. Now the world is about to find out that power wasn't the ability to remove ailments…it's true nature is to simply remove.
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This post is a... Muse of Doom
Muse: Passive Creation class (Yada yada, you get it, i explained it a lot)
Doom: Death, Suffering, Rules
#replay value au#homestuck#replay value#muse#doom#muse of doom#dead guy food#doom food#(do NOT eat doom imbued food)#seriously guys#don't
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w-w-what the fuck is going on in presessions, who did your scratch? i thought we shouldn't do that
Don't Fall for this scam.
Transgender community, please please please do NOT use this product! It will kill you if used, please do not use it whatsoever.
Please reblog and spread the word
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this post is a... Muse of Life
Muse: Passive Creation Class
Life: long term positive effects, nurture and growth, restoration
Reblog this if you want a slightly ominous compliment in your inbox
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