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no, this is real, i met him

what are your thoughts on obama

would he have fixed the economy

i mean he didnt even have a chance because sburb happened like RIGHT after

do you think hes dead

or maybe he played sburb and is still out there

do you think if i replay enough i can meet obama

if it ever happens do you think i can get him to adopt me

1. He was charismatic and did some good things, but he was still a liberal at the end of the day, instead of a based and redpilled follower of the immortal science of marxism-dumbfuckism or whatever. He totally bitched out at the end by "going high" and not stopping McConnell from doing his tricky scheme with the Supreme Court, which helped set the stage for The Bad Things that would follow.

2. & 3. Did you know there are hundreds of planets where Obama never existed, hundreds more where he never became president, and hundreds more where his term as president concluded before SBURB happened? There are a lot of Obamas in the universe. Some guy posted a joke image of him as a USSR leader with a scar and said "this was my Obama", and everyone told him to fuck off. He probably was shitposting or posting politics bait, but also that could have been real for all we know.

4. Yes.

5. No.

6. No???

7. We're one or two steps removed from calling a politician "mommy" or "daddy", and once you do that we have to euthanize you.

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WHAT DOES THIS MEAN, THIS IS FUCKED UP BY REPLAYER STANDARDS

page of time or page of mind

They both taste the same when slow-cooked.

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we like escaping from the loop

and piss skeleton memes

What do teens like?!? Is it memes? Memes about skeletons? Piss? Communism?

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i... i wish i could've needed this... it would've been better than all this

becoming an adult cheat sheet!

learn to coupon

what to do when you can’t afford therapy

cleaning your bathroom

what to do when you can’t pay your bills

stress management

quick fix meals

find out if you’re paying too much for your cell phone bill

resume workshop

organize your closet

how to take care of yourself when you’re sick

what you should bring to a doctor’s appointment

what’s a mortgage?

how to pick a health insurance plan

hotlines list

your first gynecology appointment

what to do if the cops pull you over

things to have in your car in case of emergency

my moving out masterpost

how to make friends as an adult (video)

how to do taxes (video)

recommended reads for surviving adulthood (video)

change a flat tire (video)

how to do laundry (video)

opening a bank account (video)

laundry cheat sheet

recipes masterpost

tricks to help you sleep more

what the fuck should you make for dinner?

where should you go for drinks?

alcohol: know your limits

easy makeup tips

find seat maps for your flight

self-defense tips

prevent hangovers

workout masterpost

how to write a check

career builder

browse careers

birth control information

financial management software & app (free)

my mental health masterpost

my college applications masterpost

how to jumpstart a car

sex ed masterpost

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seen some weirdos on replayer networks, follow these

i made this instagram post !!! there isn't as big of a community of AAC users on instagram so I thought I would share this on my instagram (@cytochromesea).

EDIT: i got an ask that states that not everyone knows what AAC is which is an oversight on my part, it stands for alternative and augmentative communication!

Image ID:

A light blue background with a rainbow and a cloud and some stars. There is a blue border collie with wings holding an aac tablet that says I love you! Text reads: AAC etiquette. Do’s, Don’ts, and other stuff. By cytochrome sea.

The same background appears in every following slide. Text reads:

AAC is my voice! It is not a toy or accessory

Don’t touch my AAC without my permission

Don’t take my AAC away from me, for any reason (joke, punishment, etc)

Don’t press buttons randomly or flip through my communication cards without permission

How would you like it if I randomly poked you on the mouth and throat (or on your hands if you sign)? It would be unpleasant, so don’t do that to me

Some AAC users can speak sometimes. It is not your business why someone can or cannot talk

Don’t ask questions about why an AAC user cannot speak. 

Do let us communicate however is best for us in that moment

Don’t ask us if or when we will be able to speak verbally. It’s not your business 

Do not value verbal speech more highly than AAC. Any communication is good communication

Some of us never talk, either, and that’s ok! Those of us who can talk sometimes are not better than those of us who can’t. None of us owe you an explanation for our use of AAC.

Don’t look at my screen until I show you. It feels really invasive!

It feels like when someone is looking at your phone screen over your shoulder, so please don’t do this

This applies to low tech AAC as well, don’t look at someone’s cards or letter board until they show you

You have the dignity of forming your thoughts in your head before you say them, whereas my thoughts are all on display. Please afford me the same dignity that you get automatically.

Don’t shame someone for not being able to speak verbally. It makes us feel horrible

We are real people with thoughts and feelings. Please treat us with kindness. 

We are trying our best

Don’t shame someone if their device mispronounces a word. It’s quite literally out of our control.

Other Don’ts. Don’t

Don't Treat an AAC user as childish or stupid for not being able to speak. Our ability to speak does not define our worth

Don't Show frustration at the way someone communicates

Don't Make comments about how fast or slow we communicate

Also don’t…

don't Act surprised when we swear or talk about adult topics like sex, drugs, or violence. We are not pure uwu precious smol beans, we are normal fucking people

don't Assume what is “wrong” with us. There are about a hundred reasons for someone to use AAC and you probably aren’t the expert in any of them.

“OK, so what CAN i do?” im glad you asked! When interacting with an AAC user, DO…

Ask us how we prefer to communicate and support us as you are able

Assume that we are competent

Talk to us with the same respect, tone and vocabulary that you would for any one else

Give us money (this one is a joke)

Understand that AAC grammar isn’t perfect and we are doing our best

Is it rude if…

I can’t understand your device? Not rude! Misunderstandings happen all the time in any conversation, just be patient as you would normally. 

I want to complement your AAC? Not rude!

I ask to see your AAC and understand how it works? This isn’t rude if you are already talking about AAC, but don’t ask random strangers this. They don’t owe you an AAC tour. 

Thank you for listening! This post is for the community! If you are an AAC user, let me know if I missed something in the comments and I will pin it! I hope you are filled with peace and love and I hope something good happens to you today! End ID. 

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as a gift, to the presessioners (hope my timetrav encryp backposting is far enough back for most of you)

Don't ever hesitate. Reblog this. TUMBLR RULE. When you see it, REBLOG IT.

Depression Hotline:1-630-482-9696

Suicide Hotline:1-800-784-8433

LifeLine:1-800-273-8255

Trevor Project:1-866-488-7386

Sexuality Support:1-800-246-7743

Eating Disorders Hotline:1-847-831-3438

Rape and Sexual Assault:1-800-656-4673

Grief Support:1-650-321-5272

Runaway:1-800-843-5200, 1-800-843-5678, 1-800-621-4000

Exhale:After Abortion Hotline/Pro-Voice: 1-866-4394253

Child Abuse:1-800-422-4453

UK Helplines:

Samaritans (for any problem):08457909090 e-mail jo@samaritans.org

Childline (for anyone under 18 with any problem):08001111

Mind infoline (mental health information):0300 123 3393 e-mail: info@mind.org.uk

Mind legal advice (for people who need mental-health related legal advice):0300 466 6463 legal@mind.org.uk

b-eat eating disorder support:0845 634 14 14 (only open Mon-Fri 10.30am-8.30pm and Saturday 1pm-4.30pm) e-mail: help@b-eat.co.uk

b-eat youthline (for under 25’s with eating disorders):08456347650 (open Mon-Fri 4.30pm - 8.30pm, Saturday 1pm-4.30pm)

Cruse Bereavement Care:08444779400 e-mail: helpline@cruse.org.uk

Frank (information and advice on drugs):0800776600

Drinkline:0800 9178282

Rape Crisis England & Wales:0808 802 9999 1(open 2 - 2.30pm 7 - 9.30pm) e-mail info@rapecrisis.org.uk

Rape Crisis Scotland:08088 01 03 02 every day, 6pm to midnight

India Self Harm Hotline:00 08001006614

India Suicide Helpline:022-27546669

Kids Help Phone (Canada):1-800-668-6868, Free and available 24/7

suicide hotlines;

Argentina:54-0223-493-0430

Australia:13-11-14

Austria:01-713-3374

Barbados:429-9999

Belgium:106

Botswana:391-1270

Brazil:21-233-9191

China:852-2382-0000

(Hong Kong:2389-2222)

Costa Rica:606-253-5439

Croatia:01-4833-888

Cyprus:357-77-77-72-67

Czech Republic:222-580-697, 476-701-908

Denmark:70-201-201

Egypt:762-1602

Estonia:6-558-088

Finland:040-5032199

France:01-45-39-4000

Germany:0800-181-0721

Greece:1018

Guatemala:502-234-1239

Holland:0900-0767

Honduras:504-237-3623

Hungary:06-80-820-111

Iceland:44-0-8457-90-90-90

India:022 2754 6669

Israel:09-8892333

Italy:06-705-4444

Japan:3-5286-9090

Latvia:6722-2922, 2772-2292

Malaysia:03-756-8144

(Singapore:1-800-221-4444)

Mexico:525-510-2550

Netherlands:0900-0767

New Zealand:4-473-9739

New Guinea:675-326-0011

Nicaragua:505-268-6171

Norway:47-815-33-300

Philippines:02-896-9191

Poland:52-70-000

Portugal:239-72-10-10

Russia:8-20-222-82-10

Spain:91-459-00-50

South Africa:0861-322-322

South Korea:2-715-8600

Sweden:031-711-2400

Switzerland:143

Taiwan:0800-788-995

Thailand:02-249-9977

Trinidad and Tobago:868-645-2800

Ukraine:0487-327715

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ah tumblr, the only place you can see the presessioners nowadays, before they endure immense trauma, always great for a laugh or a cry

this is entrapment

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giving this to all you guide/article writers, research, and have sources

what do you think @sburbian-sage (give us the wall of text about a niche topic)

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please escape the loop, please this be my final one

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the hell of tape

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to: all the pet alchemizers, what you're doing is FUCKED UP

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(detail from the San Barnaba Altarpiece (c. 1488) by Sandro Botticelli)

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hello replayernet, i have something fun to do (also helps the poor pre-sessioners) instead of angsting about everyone being dead (kids and fun, amirite)

So Arizona launched an “education hotline” that allows “concerned parents” to report “””critical race theory””” and other things like ~gender identity~ being taught in the classroom

It would be a shame if the number and email were spread to bad actors looking to prank call the AZ Department of Education

602-771-3500 or empower @ azed .gov 🤡

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for all the pre-sessioners

WARNING!!!!

People, please be careful. There are also people tracking children and people and putting bids on them based on their profile pictures on whatsapp, tracking and kidnapping them. Especially young children, so please be cautious, especially parents who have their children as their profile pictures.

Please pass this on to everyone so that they are aware of the danger. I don’t how it is all around the world but I know it can’t just be here so please please spread the word. Thank you.

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Please tell us more about Cuter Carapaces. This is the most important thing I’ve heard in my life yet.

Okay, Carapaces are already the most coolest thing ever. Like, look at Miss Taylor, or the Mail People. Already a nice thing. But the Cuter Carapaces mod makes it even better. They have cute blushes, which is always good, nevermind how they blush through an exoskeleton. But they also have cartoony contortions. The lanky ones are little stringbeans. The shorter ones are plump adorable things. Plus they tend to act a lot cuter. Carapaces are still mostly mute, but they are a lot more emotive. They act scared when you pop up and say hi, they get flustered when you do something annoying. It’s precious. I had the good fortune of getting this mod exactly once, and it was a great experience.

But that’s where it stops. The Battlefield still exists. And it needs Soldiers. The Carapaces are still soldiers. They still fight. They still bleed. That session was like therapy, then crippling depression. It was so horrific, I pushed everyone to work faster so we could fight the Black King earlier. One person died. When we got to the Door, the logo for Andern Associates appeared above it. From that day forth, I swore a vengeance to dismantle that group forever, and punish the leaders individually.

But aside from that, Cuter Carapaces is still a good mod. Just stay away from the Battlefield until the endgame. Some little concerns abound. The Royalty is unaffected (too stoic for that), and the Agents are similarly unaffected. Except for Jack Noir. He just gets a bow on his head. Mentioning it sends him into  murderous rage, but there’s not a lot that doesn’t send Jack into a murderous rage.

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good meme, which is a Maid of Mind

Maid: Passive (and only, see everything about clown) Performer class

Mind: the Brain, Electricity (and are the de-facto therapists)

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This Post is a... Smith of Dream (with HORRIBLE ARC) (alternatively Seer of Dream (because weirdo), Page of Dream (Bad at Dream))

Smith: Active Creator Class

Dream: Imagination, Creativity, Focus