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YIPPEE :D

Guys go check out my apprentice they have more alignments than the normal 9 (and occasional 11 since I do lawful chaotic and lawful chaotic sometimes) so if you want something similar to what I do but less rigid than the standard alignment chart absolutely look at their blog :)

I know I originally said it in a joking way but genuinely can I refer to you as my apprentice /lh

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Additional info added: ofcourse lol. Id be honored :)

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Hey i accidentally stole your gimmick oops

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Stole? No, no, you’re my apprentice now, perchance I shall adopt you even /hj

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This post is to the plaaaaaaaaaaace I beloooooooong! (chaotic evil)

why.

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This post is lawful good!

gimmick accounts are so fundamental to The Tumblr Experience

when i first got on i was like "why r there so many gimmink reblogs?? they're so random and annoying"

but now i see the light of day and theres a fishgiver! and a girl detector! and an alphabet counter! and a you-did-your-best-er! and Elvis Presly in a bunch of different flavors!

amd you're all goofing and gaffing and i want you to know that every time i see you my Whimsy O' Meter refills like a video game health bar

i larb you gimmick blogs <3

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I fourth this chaotic good statement!

you'a think this number big enough to'a get staff's attention?

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Hi Hi Hi! Could you align my blog please ;)

Yep :D

I think you're chaotic neutral :)

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Excuse me miss can I get one (1) alignment please I trust your judgement

Of course! That's a lot of trust to put in me though lmao

The alignment I have for you is neutral good!

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good morrow, fellow storyteller!

if thou hast a moment, pray tell, what do thou thinketh of my blog?

methinks thy blog is quite lovely as well!

Good morrow!

Indeed, I believe thou wouldst be of the true neutral folk, which doth place thee in the same alignment as myself. I do reciprocate thine thoughts on my blog, thine is quite lovely as well!

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This post is lawful good!

I've been peeking around the offic(i)alverse occasionally and aside from the exclusion based on whether or not your user has a spelling error(????) it seems pretty fun, I already have enough gimmicks as is though and this is really the only active one so I likely won't be joining but I like to think the other types of gimmicks are some sort of distant cousins to the offic(i)alverse or something

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Hello, I'd like to order one alignment, please.

Coming right up!

I think you lean towards neutral evil :D

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What alignment is @cosmos-forsakened?

Chaotic neutral, I'd say!

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might've already asked þis but might i perhaps be able to know what alignment is my blog

Perchance

I think you're true neutral!

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hii ! :] can i ask what alignment my blog is ?

Of course! I think you're neutral good :)

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what if vampires are like mosquitoes and only the ladies drink blood

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This post is true neutral! Some parts are more of other alignments but overall it seems to cancel out.

Gentle reminder that the human eye is naturally drawn by noise and movement, so the next time you walk into a crowd or a bit late into a lecture or something like that, they’re not staring at you or judging; it’s just an instinctive reaction that has nothing to do with you doing anything wrong.

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yo! could you give my blog an alignment mayhaps? 👀

I think you're neutral good!

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Can I maybe get an alignment? :D

Of course!

I’d say you’re chaotic neutral :D