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I'm making a collection of censored dirty talk that takes me more than 3 seconds to read. "Pɐuʇıəs" took me what felt like a month. Also impossible for me to read that last slide in anything but the "I can haz cheezburger?" voice

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yeah well. I'll jump off that bridge when I come to it.

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headcanons!!!!!!

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Diesel licking my face with your unsanitary plague tongue is already not desirable but BITING MY NOSE is not a grooming improvement

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have you heard of it!! it's called safe following distance on freeway. yeah it's the new trend that all the. cool&fuckable people are doing. or so ive heard. anyways probably worth trying

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accidentally hit something on the treadmill at my gym and it opened a web browser??

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Reminds me what i wrote

Fratricide mini doujin

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i started my college classes today my life js over anyways russia

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what is your most controversial video game hot take? 🎮🎮🎮

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listen hobbit pussy could be mediocre (doubtful) but even if it was it's still followed by a 17 course homecooked meal and the kind of weed that would make sauron scared. lithe beautiful immortal elven pussy has no power compared to the simple, hardworking hobbit. and it goes without saying that you cannot handle dwarven pussy.

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Grandmas were so right about puzzles and knitting and crocheting and solitaire and reading slow and slippers and baking and watching deer in the backyard send post

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Stephen King is my favorite author and has been since I was like 10 by the wayyyyy

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idk

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Tumblr users will see a post mentioning a day if the week and just fucking black out and reblog it