I’m kinda like a crow, just collecting things that I like — queer, married 💛, an adult (26), you can call me Al
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gently staples this thread to the forehead of the people going "ew why would you ship mohg with miquella when you could make an OC/self-insert to ship with him instead"
the answer, you'll find, is shockingly simple: because that doesn't interest me. because that does literally nothing for me. because i'd rather piss in my own eye than ship a canon character with my OC (or self-insert). i promise you, if i had any interest in that, i would do it without needing to be told, but i don't so i won't. you're asking a person who likes chocolate cake why they're not eating banana cake instead as if those two are even remotely the same
#ohhh my god thjs makes so much sense#also explains why theres so many reader/character fics which i assumed were made by bots#because i assumed most people were like me and hate self inserts
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*furrifies your christmas tree*
happy holidays everyone!! 🎄
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i think it's fucked up that there are plants that decided they wanted to eat meat
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One of those ‘pick two pills’ things but it’s things I actually want
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no i don't want to use your ai assistant. no i don't want your ai search results. no i don't want your ai summary of reviews. no i don't want your ai feature in my social media search bar (???). no i don't want ai to do my work for me in adobe. no i don't want ai to write my paper. no i don't want ai to make my art. no i don't want ai to edit my pictures. no i don't want ai to learn my shopping habits. no i don't want ai to analyze my data. i don't want it i don't want it i don't want it i don't fucking want it i am going to go feral and eat my own teeth stop itttt
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i hope that in 2025 u get to take more walks, read more books, connect with more people whom u love and who love u, achieve ur goals (even if ur goals are having no goals and just living in the moment), exercise fun hobbies, move from a place of self-direction, and weave together a beguiling assortment of beautiful little moments. remember that no feeling lasts forever. love u
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Happy New Year
I hope it is better than the years prior
I hope you are all safe and healthy
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For budget purposes, we are not getting a new year this year. We're going to have a nice thrifted charity shop 2005, patched up with some visible mending and given a new, updated fresh look by embroidering some cyberpunk on it.
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Hetalia jumpscare
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TikTok hetalia fans are so new to fandom cause what do you mean "mass usuk unfollowing" "we are not bringing usuk into 2025 🙏🙏🙏🥶🥶🥶" I don't even ship usuk at all but just because you see them as brothers or father and son does not mean others do mkaayyy this is why Tumblr is better just move here and block the damn tag ohbmy god 💀
#USUK was my OG ship and then I gradually moved to FrUk but do NOT do this shit agajn#youngins dont know their history#the old ship wars and the hate#also hetalia is the dumbest place to yell incest because theyre fucking personified countries
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