shitpost every now and again, and clowns if I can take them from the Circus fast enough
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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i had dream you were a plum instead of a fish and you were arguing with a grape
any grapes out there looking to start some shit?
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I also wrote a poem contemplating “I love you”
“I love you”
I say that a lot
“I love you”
But what does that mean?
Is love an emotion? If so, do I feel it?
“I love you”
If it’s an emotion, am I lying?
I don’t feel the same towards everyone I say that to
Is love a mixture of emotions?
Joy, anxiety, fondness, trust, respect, understanding
Does a soup of those form what we call “love”?
Each soup unique to its relationship, that can each be called “love” despite having different recipes
Is love merely external, actions taken rather than emotions felt?
Who decides what actions are love?
When I say “I love you”
What do I mean?
“You mean the world to me”
“I cannot bear to contemplate losing you”
“This is comfortable and familiar”
“I really like you”
“We have fun together”
“I feel like you understand me in a way no one else does”
“I’d do anything to protect you”
“Your happiness makes me happy”
“I haven’t seen you in a while and I’ve missed you”
“This is our ritual to affirm that we are important to each other and in case something happens before the next phase of the day begins”
“You have always been here and always will be. I can’t imagine my life without you”
“You have changed me”
“I’m excited/passionate about you”
“I’m safe with you”
“We take care of each other”
“It makes me so happy when you come see me”
“You will always have a home with me”
When I say “I love you”
I mean all these things and more
Each circumstance I say it in, it means something different
I don’t know if I experience whatever “love” is
My love(?) is aromantic, queer, neurodivergent
Is it the same as yours?
Is anyone’s the same, really?
It’s a familiar way to convey these meanings
“I love you”
But do I?
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good evening tumblr! for the low low price of $4.20 i will give you a fact that will ruin your night!
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Santa is on strike due to global warming. All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger. Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.
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we need more divorcebaiting. how strongly can canon imply (without technically outright stating) that these two characters are bitterly, acrimoniously divorced? essential we explore this
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Can I please humbly request some hoopoes? Their pretty and floofy crowns fill me with joy.
Yes, absolutely, this is one of my favorite birds!!
Eurasian Hoopoe (Upupa epops), parent returning to the nest with insect prey, family Upupidae, order Bucerotiformes, Israel
photograph by Shlomo Waldmann
Eurasian Hoopoe (Upupa epops), parent feeding chick, family Upupidae, order Bucerotiformes, Czech Republic
photograph by Helena Kuchynková
Eurasian Hoopoes (Upupa epops), RAISE A RUCKUS & EAT A TASTY BUG!!!, family Upupidae, order Bucerotiformes, Athens, Greece
photograph by Davide Diana
Eurasian Hoopoe (Upupa epops), family Upupidae, order Bucerotiformes, found across much of Africa, Europe, and Asia
photograph by SBaidyaPhotography
Eurasian Hoopoe (Upupa epops), family Upupidae, order Bucerotiformes, Czech Republic
photograph by Martin Lacina
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Gaiasia, a massive recently described stem-tetrapod from the Early Permian.
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god i’m not even through one episode of paranormal home inspectors and it rules, this lady thought she was being haunted by the wails of the restless dead but she was just listening to raccoons fuck in her attic
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You think THATS a denim jacket?
Surely you
Jest
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Why are these the book recommendations I get from audible, like wtf, I don't neeeeeed theeeeseeeee!!!!
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I'm leaving wisdom here for people, just remember, you are kenough
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