21. Texan. Female. I will likely always probably generally offend someone. Get used to it, or get out. I work at a coffee shop during the morning, enjoy Doctor Who, Supernatural, Once Upon a Time, Criminal Minds, and of course Sherlock during the day, and I tie people up naked at night.
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Why can’t Harry Potter tell the difference between his best friend and his cooking pot?
Because they’re both cauldron.
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My favorite color is purple.
I like it more than red and blue combined.
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What do you call a religious drug addict?
A crystal methodist.
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Ensure that 1 in 1000 cars have confetti in place of airbags
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What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry.
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Follow DidYouKnowBro.com For More Interesting Weird Fun Facts
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facetiming your best friend like
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When nobody is texting you back
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