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Lucida: If you don’t stop, I’m going to jump out the window. 

Neo: We’re on the ground floor! 

Lucida: I know, but I want a dramatic exit. 

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Lucida and Neo Chara by @wraithvine

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Nightweaver: My body is a temple. 

Nightweaver: Ancient and crumbling. 

Nightweaver: Probably cursed or haunted. 

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Nightweaver by @wraithvine

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Nightweaver: What's the easiest way to steal a man's wallet? Lucida: Knife to the throat? Lunatic: Sword to the back? Eli: poison in 'is cup? Abyss: You're all horrible. ~ Nightweaver and Lucida by @wraithvine. Lunatic by @drewiswaytoozoned. Abyss!Sans by @metakazkz. Eli by @stainedglassthreads.

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Lucida: Someone here has been possessed by an owl. 

Abyss: Who? 

Lucida: That’s the thing, we don’t kn-- 

Lucida: 

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Lucida by @wraithvine, Abyss!Sans by @metakazkz

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Nightweaver: My daughter is now at that age where she is curious about the human body. 

Nightweaver: Guess I’ll have to hide it somewhere else. 

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Nightweaver by @wraithvine

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Lucida: I have grown tired of this life and will now be spending most of my time in the grave, you are all just going to have to deal with that.

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Lucida by @wraithvine

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Reaper: You have the right to remain silent! 

Lucida: I choose to waive that right. 

Lucida: *starts screaming* 

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Lucida by @wraithvine, Reaper by @renrink

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Eli: ah, weaver, i hope ya don’t mind. i played fer ya while ya were gone. don’t worry, i only lost twice! 

Nightweaver: I was downstairs for two minutes. We’re playing monopoly. 

Eli: i may’ve made a few risky investments. 

Lucida: He tried to build, and I quote, ‘a tower worthy of my sorcery,’ out of twenty stacked hotels. On Jail. 

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Nightweaver and Lucida by @wraithvine, Eli by @stainedglassthreads

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Gothica: My two moods are glitter and death. 

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Gothica by @wraithvine

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Lucida: I don’t cause commotions, I am one. 

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Lucida by @wraithvine

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Nightweaver: Remember, this experiment is interactive. Like a children’s museum. So that means the pits of acid are filled with REAL acid. Like at a WELL-FUNDED children’s museum.

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Nightweaver by @wraithvine

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Abyss: Camping’s not for everyone. 

Lucida: Especially teenagers in horror movies. They always think their friends are playing a joke on them, but they never are. ‘Stop it, Craig. You're being weird!’ Craig is not being weird. Craig is dead.

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Lucida by @wraithvine, Abyss by @metakazkz

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Nightweaver: Pros of wearing black: It looks badass. 

Nightweaver: Cons: Everyone knows I had dust. 

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Nightweaver by @wraithvine

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Nightweaver: Think; if I was a nullimate, where would I hide? 

Nightweaver: *suddenly gasps as if having a revelation* 

Abyss: Where? 

Nightweaver: Oh, I have no idea. I just thought if I gasped, I could force an epiphany. 

Nightweaver, dramatically: And I did! 

Lucida: *turns to him expectantly* 

Nightweaver: No, that didn’t work either. 

Lucida: *begins to look impatient.* 

Nightweaver: Or did it!? Still no. Unless-- 

Abyss: Stop it, Weaver! 

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Nightweaver and Lucida by @wraithvine, Abyss by @metakazkz

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Reaper: Why are you acting so weird about this? 

Lucida: I’m just weird in general. 

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Lucida by @wraithvine, Reaper by @renrink

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Eli: i completely stand by what i said when i was drunk. 

Nightweaver: You were yelling at me about how we don’t deserve dogs. 

Eli, tearing up: listen. we live in a cruel, disgustin’ world that is dark an’ angry. have ya ever seen a dog, weaver? they are soft, fluffy, an’ pure. 

Nightweaver: ...Eli, are you crying? 

Eli, openly crying: they’re entirely too pure fer this ugly world. we must protect them. 

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Nightweaver by @wraithvine, Eli by @stainedglassthreads

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Lucida: I’m not lying on the floor physically but I am lying on the floor spiritually. 

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Lucida by @wraithvine