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your tumblr experience is not complete unless you follow:

the great beast

strange transgenders

the depressed gamer

prolific but unmarketable artist

1 old white guy who posts shit like: photo of vinyl record collection, photo of breakfast, photo of beautiful fat woman, photo of cigar

extremely niche interest

robosexual

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i’m sorry if i’m just reposting something i already saw on here but this image makes me feel like i’m teetering on the edge of a permanent mental break

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yknow what. fuck you. you can tie your own dick into balloon animal shapes next time. dont come crying to me

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Orgasm denial but in the same way people talk about the moon landing being faked

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It is December so lets get festive

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guys I’m sorry to be a bitch but I just CANNOT enjoy horny posts where they do that thing where they colour the words for emphasis. Why is a video game NPC giving me a quest right now?

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adhd paralysis sucks bcuz im just sitting there and my brain is like

YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME

no work done no rest gained. literally no point of this at all

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worlds tallest vampire

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the wheel of life

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oh so we're doing scooby doo crimes now

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