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“How’s life?”

Me:

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collecting posts of this type

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wet rat

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unbelievable that its 4/20 and absolutely nobody has put the objectively best rage comic on my dash yet. i have to do everything around here

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hey, don't cry. marbled polecat, ok?

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you can’t all be puppies one of you has to be an anteater or something

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Its so sad there isnt a jorking it equivilent for food

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No way out

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ok like kakapo are great and all, i love them dont get me wrong but takahē are by far the best endangered new zealand bird and quite possibly THE Best Bird?

you cant really get any better than this. criminally underrated 

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Red river hog

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what was that, gooner? you're "done" grating parmesan?

I don't know, that's a pretty big chunk youre pinching, there.

I don't care if you slice your thumb on the grater, gooner.

Keep grating for your Alfredo Mommy.

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3/19/2025

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