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I love that the internet saw people comparing women and other alienated groups of people and went, “they’re dating,” and, “they support each other.” We’re improving as a society.

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Daisy Ridley fangirling over Angelina Jolie at the 2019 D23 Expo

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that hozier tweet going around that's like "never got that ride to church" is fake (obviously, it doesn't sound like him at all) and honestly i'm offended on hozier's behalf bc he is so much funnier than that

here are just a few selections from my "hozier tweets" tag:

please appreciate this man

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The clover has finally grown enough for her to munch on again

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[cinnamon roll sweating]

bonus: will begins a collection

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me at any given time: can we just buckle down and focus on the task at hand please???

my brain:

my brain: ……….ranibow sprimkle……………

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i constantly think about that conversation between taika waititi and jemaine clement where they’re making fun of people whose parents are still together

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At the end there were two guys and the caption says “The Gays”.

Happy Birthday Hugh Dancy (June 19, 1975) 

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Studio Ghibli +  food  (part I)

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First look at DC Universe’s SWAMP THING (2019–)

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dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

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Someone Should Talk To This Principal

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@awolfbeneath I’m a marshmallow. You’d actually cut a bitch.

The ides of March is coming up what’s everyone getting me?

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As apposed to me whispering, “Hopefully a gun.” in someone’s ear.

The ides of March is coming up what’s everyone getting me?