pork-cutlet-fatale
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Just general Yuri On Ice shitposting
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pork-cutlet-fatale · 3 years ago
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You will never convince me that Viktor not recognizing Yuuri at the Sochi GPF wasn’t the Clark Kent Effect
Anyone who wears glasses knows that if someone sees you without your glasses, the immediate and reflexive response, seemingly with a certain amount of involuntariness, is always, “WOW YOU LOOK SO DIFFERENT.”
Viktor knows exactly who the Number One Figure Skater in Japan is. The Number One Figure Skater in Japan is that hot guy with the good good hair and the amazing eyes with the most fluid crossovers Viktor’s ever seen and for whom Viktor would spread his legs like an old-timey saloon mistress if given even the slightest indication of interest.
Viktor Nikiforov does not know who Yuuri Katsuki, That Cute Sad Guy with the Glasses is. But he’s cute, and also sad, and Viktor would probably do a lot of stupid things to make him smile.
Only at the banquet does Viktor realize that they are, in fact, the same person.
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pork-cutlet-fatale · 3 years ago
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but how AM i gonna be an octopus about this??? ://
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pork-cutlet-fatale · 4 years ago
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the plot to yoi is genuinely so fucking funny like. this dude got drunk and danced with me and i was so haunted by his beauty all year that i quit my job as a world famous athlete and flew to japan. turns out he doesn't remember our first meeting and thought i was just a lunatic who showed up at his door and decided i was his boyfriend and he went along with it because im hot. we're engaged now
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pork-cutlet-fatale · 4 years ago
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my favorite part of yuuri on ice is yuuri getting his ass kicked by a whole ass 15 year old
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pork-cutlet-fatale · 4 years ago
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Thay are so in loooooove ❤
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pork-cutlet-fatale · 4 years ago
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pork-cutlet-fatale · 4 years ago
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❝We call everything on the ice, ‘love’....❞
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pork-cutlet-fatale · 4 years ago
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➀ Happy birthday Demonyuu!!! 🍙🍙🎉 two years old already and two toofs!
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pork-cutlet-fatale · 4 years ago
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pork-cutlet-fatale · 5 years ago
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rewatching yuri on ice AGAIN but this time i’m drawing along
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pork-cutlet-fatale · 5 years ago
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A casual Viktuuri conversation in front of all their rinkmates + Yakov:
Viktor: Ready for the Worlds?
Yuuri: Ready to kick your ass at Worlds you mean?
Viktor, smirking: You seem awfully confident. 
Yuuri: Well, my coach is a whole lot better than yours. 
The entire rink is silent, only Yurio’s shameless guffawing can be heard. Mila is recording the entire thing to use as blackmail material later because she knows Yuuri would absolutely die if he found out others could more than hear all the sappy shit the two said to each other. Georgi is praying for their souls while simultaneously crying because “True love right there! You don’t understand Yakov, it isn’t important that they are insulting you, they are in LOVE!” Yakov for his part is silently fuming and mourning the guaranteed loss of the rest of his hair because he had thought Katsuki was somewhat decent but he should’ve known Victor fucking Nikiforov wouldn’t make life any easier for him. 
Viktor and Yuuri for their part are now blissfully making out, unaware of the most recent casualty of their dumb flirting. 
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pork-cutlet-fatale · 5 years ago
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Three y e a r s yall
❗️please don’t repost without proper credit and permission ❗️
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pork-cutlet-fatale · 5 years ago
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Artist : 木綿 (pixiv / twitter)
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pork-cutlet-fatale · 5 years ago
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pork-cutlet-fatale · 5 years ago
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Look who is here!
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pork-cutlet-fatale · 5 years ago
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Patrosn voted, so, the patron exclusive piece is Phantom of the Opera Victuri! :D
Become a 1 dollar patron to see the full version and lots more! (see link in blog description) ^W^
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pork-cutlet-fatale · 5 years ago
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