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comparative anatomy assignment from last year 🥩🥩🥩

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who wants to plays bunnys gate 3 with me

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This joke doesn't work if you use the default tumblr theme, sorry.

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dog goes gorp

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kith

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the year is 2025

scientists are still scrambling to figure out what “zigazig ahh” is so that they can give the spice girls what they really really want

the spice girls are getting impatient

war is upon us

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I've been playing the Dragon Age series. It's fun!

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Some Shadows, for your troubles.

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Old thing I forgor about completely, so I never posted it

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there is something structurally fucked up about my bed room in that it is built like a swiss cheese which may also be a factor in the apparent attraction of like fucking THIRTEEN MICE who just SPAWNED OUT OF NOWHERE while I was DRYING MY HAIR tonight. It's really cold tonight so I guess a bunch of them just fucking showed up but NOOOO. NOOO. get OUUUUT. DO I NEED AN EXTERMINATOR. I HAVE TOO MUCH EMPATHY I DONT WANNA KILL THEM.. NOOOOO. TOO MANYYYY!!!!!!!! get OUUUUy. get oaUAOAOAUAUAUAUUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUA EAAPAOWIQKAA GETAOAISYSKAIAI

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I think any marriage needs its running jokes, ones that you can repeat with variations, or make callbacks too.

One of my favorite bits is describing the romcoms I watch to my wife as though I have never heard of a narrative in my life.

"She runs a small plane company, and he's from a major airline trying to shut her down, so it's really anyone's guess what's going to happen."

"Get this, he's a stuffy office dork and she's a free spirit, and they end up stuck in the same cabin on a cruise. Sounds like a disaster, right?"

"They've decided to pair up and be each other's plus one at a series of weddings to feel less pathetic, but it's not like they like each other or anything."

So I told my wife that I hoped she would still enjoy me doing this bit forty years from now, and she smiled and held my hand and said that she'd never liked it, not even the first time.

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blah blah blah i think about their splatoween 2020 fits like everyday

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