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I was conversed by one of Aid’s shit garbage cousins

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she hold jar?

How does she do it?

Eternal mystery...

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Slaughter voice

Excuse me Head nurse, but could you hand me a nice refreshing cup of *bass boosted to hell and back* 

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*drives up to military base* *honks la cucaracha horn* YO DOES AID WORK HERE

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that was gonna be a comic but SOME AUTHOR didn’t describe ciel’s appearance so we stuck in text realm

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Ciel: W-we gotta respect women crow

Crow: If she breathe she a thot

Ciel: a-all women are q-queens crow!

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The Prince: Tag what you’re majoring in/intending on majoring in

Slaughter: Respecting Women

Swood: Batman

Headly: Minecraft

Jo: Fuckin weed

Bo: W

Head Nurse: Criminal Justice and Psychology

Ciel: I’m terrified that I’ll lock myself into an interest that I’ll no longer be passionate about in a few years like all the other areas of study I’ve pursued over my life

Arm: Minecraft

Crow: Minecraft as well

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The Prince works at kfc

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he says its gonna be fucked up

my friend says he has enough fuel to make adventure smut now

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my friend says he has enough fuel to make adventure smut now

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Can A1D run doom?

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my friend said he’d write smutty fanfic if there was more content/lore so @kirbymongerr

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the archive now has breaks between chapters and shit what the fuck kind of update is this

callin it we get a fully illustrated version of the current chunk before we get more story

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things to call your significant other :)

shortstuff

pintsize

tiny thing

dunce

microbe

something so short

muscle mass

shortstack

bumbling fool

waste of skin

oaf

blathering idiot

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I arrive in the not store

pipe: metal

body: full of demons

dick: may or may not exist

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TEXT BASED ADVENTURE SIDE STORIES

I AM PROUD TO ANNOUNCE THE CREATION AND RELEASE OF THE FIRST TEXT BASED ADVENTURE SIDE STORY

These will be short stories starring the adventure characters in their own little stories. They are not necessary to understand the main story, its mostly to flesh characters out and explore characters and their interactions with eachother.

The first one ‘Pre-emptive strike’ features The Sister and the head nurse in one of their missions to the surface, as they attack a bunch of military recruits.

Read it here  https://docs.google.com/document/d/1VXUO8OSPlbJEmYtC1vLV_t8AGdR4CW-8zAG3qfxFlBA/pub

The stories will be linked and cataloged in a page on my blog, so look out for that, though I will post about each new one.

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don’t worry, no matter how buff the box friends turn out to be, you’ll still be my favorite swole