poor-grendels-had-an-accident
Untitled
25K posts
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Text
we live in hell. what do you mean elon musk is going to lead a new department of our government called "doge"
10K notes · View notes
Text
Tumblr media
11K notes · View notes
Text
Tumblr media
If you're considering leaving your relationship, NOW IS THE TIME. Do it before they end no fault divorce.
spread the word please-women need to know this
178 notes · View notes
Text
i’m obsessed with this
Tumblr media Tumblr media
and then, two months later....
Tumblr media Tumblr media
🥺
251K notes · View notes
Text
Tumblr media
20K notes · View notes
Text
Tumblr media
[ID: Three tweets in a thread from Twitter user @ socpens. Tweet 1: "put ur foot down if someone's apology has an "if" or "but" in it it aint real dont accept that shit they should do better". Tweet 2: "ive made many shitty apologies and as I get older I realize it costs literally nothing to just apologize in a way that doesn't minimize the other person's emotions and also accepts an amount of responsibility. If and but are ways of deflecting that". Tweet 3: "like instead of saying "im sorry if you interpreted it that way" just say "im sorry, I should have worded it differently, that's not how I wanted to come across", you are not making the other person the problem and you're not making yourself the devil either. Its just mistake" /End ID]
18K notes · View notes
Text
woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.
198K notes · View notes
Photo
Tumblr media
220K notes · View notes
Text
Im not autistic about cars or makes or models but I AM autistic about crumple points and field of vision and blindspots and conflict points. do you understand. urban design, anti car dependency/anti car centric infrastructure, and so cars themselves are part of that interest. because car design is urban design. cybertrucks SUCK as cars and also dont function well in infrastructure thats designed to care about people. there are good cars and vehicles that are designed good and fit well with good urban design
38K notes · View notes
Text
recently we were out on a hilltop taking photos of the comet and suddenly some car's headlights blind us from across the bay. literally four miles away.
Tumblr media
who the fuck is out here with these nuclear fusion powered headlights. who puts naval searchlights on their fucking toyota tacoma.
54K notes · View notes
Text
Not socialist in a “I won’t have to work” type of way but socialist in a “I’ll still be working but I won’t be worried I won’t make the rent” type of way. In a “billions won’t be hoarded by one person” type of way. In a “janitors, fast-food workers, child care workers, preschool teachers, hotel clerks, personal care and home health aides, and grocery store cashiers, will live comfortably” type of way. In a “the sick and elderly will be cared for” type of way. In a “no child should work” type of way.
118K notes · View notes
Photo
Tumblr media
The rest of the thread is here.
tl;dr: Don’t monetize AO3, kids.  You won’t like what happens next.
77K notes · View notes
Text
Went to the Aboriginal artifact exhibit in Chicago. And it’s interesting. How many blankets and masks and totem poles say ‘unknown source’, because every five seconds my mom would stop and point to something and say. “Pauline’s grandmother made that,” or, “That belongs to Mike’s family, I should call him” because. It’s all stolen
295K notes · View notes
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
22K notes · View notes
Photo
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
reasons.
150K notes · View notes
Text
I swear to god one of these days were going to see a video of Amaury Guichon and he's going to be making some wings and they are going to look dope as hell, the detail of each feather will be breathtaking, he'll spray paint them to perfection, but as the video goes on, he's not building any sort of winged creature, just the wings. And then there's a human-sized harness (also made of chocolate, somehow, he can do it). And he's attaching the wings to the harness. And he's putting the harness on and he demonstrates how he can flap the wings. And then he'll be off. Out the window and up and up and up. And we'll be looking at the livestream (it's a livestream now) and we'll scream "No, Amaury, the sun! It's going to melt the wings!". But he knows this already. And he is free.
62K notes · View notes
Text
A manatee rescue that I follow responded to a call about a female manatee with two calves because one of her babies had been injured by a boat strike. The entire family was temporarily relocated from the wild into a wildlife rehab facility for the injured male calf to undergo treatment. While there, vets noted the female calf was significantly larger than the little injured male. They did genetic testing and determined that big sister calf actually wasn’t related to the other two manatees at all! She was in fact an orphan calf that the adult manatee had found and taken in to care for right alongside her own little one.
Wild to think this manatee calf was literally adopted and nobody would have ever known if it weren’t for random coincidence and human curiosity. Every animal that you cross paths with in life has a fascinating personal story that you’ll only ever catch a glimpse of (if you’re lucky).
20K notes · View notes