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Myself and the other players: Wow, I can't believe we've been playing this campaign for a whole year! Look at how our characters have changed, I honestly feel emotional 🥲

My DM: And to think, it's only been 3 days in game...

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I fuckin love Saki Monkeys

Because males look like a *creature*

And females just look like a dinner lady

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um yeah I pull bitches. pull bitches into my dark realm of terrors

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they call it jumpy i call it insane reflexes always ready for an attack

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It's currently 4am

To try and stop the doom scrolling and the genuine fall into a pit of no return

I'm watching Gnomeo and Juliet

That's the only other thing my brain will say it will watch

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This rollercoaster has been fun, but I wish I’d never gotten on it.

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remember kids

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i’m tired of being well behaved i wanna cause problems on purpose

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HEY

WAIT

STOP SCROLLING !!!!

shlorpshlorpshlorpshlorpshlorpshlorpshlorpshlorpshlorpshlorpshlorpshlorpshlorpshlorpshlorpshlorpshlorpshlorpshlorpshlorpshlorpshlorpshlorpshlorpshlorpshlorpshlorpshlorpshlorpshlorpshlorpshlorpshlorpshlorpshlorpshlorpshlorp Drink water today shlorpshlorpshlorpshlorpshlorpshlorpshlorp

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so was anybody gonna talk about the new ecology paper proposing Ethiopian wolves as potential pollinators of native nectar-rich flower inflorescences positioned on stalks conveniently within wolf enjoying height AND that it includes photos of said wolves doing said unconfirmed alleged pollination (delightful) AND that it has observational evidence suggesting some wolves do like 1 flower and are done and other wolves just get really into it and spend upwards of an hour going between 20 and 30 flowers for up to 4-5 minutes per cluster just utterly going at it, lost in the nectar sauce? because I cannot BELIEVE I haven’t seen something on this webbed site about it yet. it just has everything this site enjoys

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Bullfinch my beloved

Simplified bird #124 - eurasian bullfinch

( requested by @n1ghtmeri )

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Just found out there's a group on inaturalist dedicated to showcasing the silliest observations

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you can start anytime.

you can brush your teeth in the middle of the day. you can wash the dishes at 2am. you can do things outside the normal times assigned by society.

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my tummy hurts

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good things will happen 🧿

things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿