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happy electric feel friday

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i dont know why i made this

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you wanna see one of my favorite bots of new york posts ever?

literally everything about this is perfect. i can't believe this is a bot post.

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guys whoever reblogs this gets a random question in their ask box. literally random. it could be “would you pet an isopod” or “is god real” (nothing too crazy)

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Man, I almost drank myself to death yesterday, I can't even remember my name, if only there was someone that could help me.

The the trustworthy and saint-like lieutenant:

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im so sorry im not at work right now my cars water broke. yea. yea i fucked it until it got pregnant. yea we just got to the hospital. no i cant still come in today

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ma'am i'd like to apologize directly to you on account of the valet in charge of parking your car has gotten pregnant. from your car yes. he's delivering it right now if you'd like to see

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A little brown bunny was so kind and sweet it stretched its whole body out and got long enough to go to sleep

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reluctant friend: puppy dog city is a myth, we should turn back

grizzled mercenary: it's getting dark, keep moving

puppygirl: puppy dog city's real. it's a city full of puppy dogs, a place i'll belong & fit in, it's home. i saw it

eccentric scientist: the implications are astounding

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has anybody seen my pet piece of paper. his name is walter he is very fragile but very adventurous. i should never have left the window open in my tenth story apartment

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just saw a single piece of paper drift past 50 feet in the air over buildings like a beautiful white bird

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what if i posted a new kind of girl every day

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just saw a single piece of paper drift past 50 feet in the air over buildings like a beautiful white bird

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has anybody seen my pet piece of paper. his name is walter he is very fragile but very adventurous. i should never have left the window open in my tenth story apartment

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Everyone killing planet faster just to play Minecraft Dementia Edition is awsome, dude.

I am vaguely familiar with what you're talking about.