pony-galactico

[pony-galactico]

I think we need to tell Christians “it’s not a good time to be Christian right now” or “Easter? Do you go east?” or “you’re my first Christian friend” or “I couldn’t tell you were Christian. You’re not like the rest of them you act normal” just to see how they react as a form of revenge (idc what religion you are im sure you’ve experienced something like this)

[pony-galactico]

I love horror movies, but not the ones about psycho killers or slashers. I want the ones about the supernatural.

Anyways, I was trying to find movies about demons and exorcisms but kinda... forgot that term?

So I Google "movies where the catholics win", because they're always the good guys in movies about demons (and while I don't agree with organized religion, I love their aesthetics)

But Google wants me to see movies about the Pope, Joan of Arc and Mary Queen of the Scots

I just wanted to see some demons :(

[pony-galactico]

i think makeup can be artistic expression i also think sometimes people are lying about it being about artistic expression and would in fact be a lot happier if they had never been told they had to wear it

[pony-galactico]

Something about having an universal translator, and learning to understand without it

[pony-galactico]

spock’s room decor is actually fucking bonkers. The weapons??? the big red velvet curtain??? like ok phantom of the opera go crazy.

for reference jim’s room has some photos and a plant so we can surmise this is uniquely a spock being a dramatic weirdo thing

[pony-galactico]

[pony-galactico]

[pony-galactico]

affirmations for when you have to send emails

[pony-galactico]

i realized this was also lost in the fall of the CH website so

since it’s That Time of Year again, i’m just gonna bring back my Every Christmas TV Rom-Com comic

[pony-galactico]

Ghost Kirby Embroidery (SOLD)

Link to shop here

[pony-galactico]

Welcome to Build-a-Frog!

Click here to enter

[pony-galactico]

Y’ever read something and have understanding that has eluded you interminably suddenly stop, curl up, and snuggle neatly into a fold in your brain because a new way way opened to it?

[pony-galactico]

My favorite inadvertently creepy photography convention from Victorian times actually is the "hidden mother" photograph. As we know, taking pictures of wiggly babies is hard, especially if their mothers aren't holding them. But for some reason people keep insisting on having baby photos taken with only the babies.

The Victorian solution to this...was to just throw a blanket over the mother and pretend she wasn't there.

[pony-galactico]

ive had it up to here with fictional gays being like “i love you and if all i can ever have is that knowledge it’s enough for me” we need more “i have been struck down by horny insanity and i beg you to fuck me once. i’ve had three smirnoff ices and i’m gonna be crazy now. we can pretend it didn’t happen i don’t give a shit just gimme daddy’s blunt instrument” it’s more realistic

[pony-galactico]

I keep seeing people making fun of using growled, hissed, roared, snarled etc in writing and it’s like.

have you never heard someone speak with the gravel in their voice when they get angry? Because that’s what a growl is.

Have you never heard someone sharply whisper something through the thin space of their teeth? Or when your mother sharply told you to stop it in public as a kid when you were acting up/being too loud? Because that’s what a hiss is.

Have you never heard a man get so blackout angry that their voice BOOMS through the house? Because that’s what a roar is.

Have you never seen someone bare their teeth while talking to accentuate their frustration or anger while speaking with a vicious tone? Because that’s what snarling is.

It’s not meant to be a literal animal noise. For the love of god, not every description is literal. I get some people are genuinely confused, but also some of these people are genuinely unimaginative as fuck.

[pony-galactico]

true romance

[pony-galactico]