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Do you ever scream really tiny? Like, Fluttershy style?

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In the interest of decolonizing our language, I propose that we rename the missionary position to "vanilla style"

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Like imagine exposing a human to the AllSpark and their shit awakens and they turn inside out and become an exact copy of the nearest animal

How fucked up would it be if it was revealed that humans are the descendants of Maximals and/or Predacons?

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Telekinetic/magic user who picks locks with their mind

Novice who must stand close to the lock and concentrate, contrasted against an old master who can casually open a lock from a distance while striding toward it

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How fucked up would it be if it was revealed that humans are the descendants of Maximals and/or Predacons?

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Emma Frost absolutely has an OnlyFans

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Clown gf's nose honks every time she deep throats you

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I'm genuinely so excited for all the people who are going into Thunderbolts with no context for Bob. I'm jealous. It's going to be such a trip. These fuckers (affectionate) are going to get their heads spun around 360 degrees (also affectionate). Like "Sentry? What's that? I just love Bob Thunderbolts" Me too, man, me too

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I LOVE so much how you can see how he goes from "ahaha what? I'm just a little guy" to. just. the most powerful righteous seething anger. You just shot this man at point blank range, each of your boys emptied an entire magazine into him, and all you did was piss him off. You're *fucked*. This is gonna be the most insane shit, I'm so hyped

LEWIS PULLMAN as "BOB" Thunderbolts* (2025)

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The Avengers / Thunderbolts

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Thunderbolts* (2025), dir. Jake Schreier

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Jules is Midas's daughter, and Midas is King Midas from mythology, so does that mean Jules is a princess?

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Someone make Luce in Animal Crossing

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I love Luce & Friends. The mental image of a group of little anime babies on a spiritual pilgrimage across the Iberian countryside is so funny

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Call me Dr. Crankenstein the way I'm always crankin my hog

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3jaculation

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I've been inspired to combine my love of r/impracticalarmor and my love of Emma Frost