Ironically doesn't talk a super amount about ponies and or cupcakes
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can we all acknowledge how much of a fucking fever dream Unus Annus was
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imagine dealing w an international crisis involving precious artifacts and someone is like ‘don’t worry I know a guy’ and it’s a dorky connecticut college professor named henry who slips into his slutsona and suddenly he’s capable of saving the world w the power of his whip & fedora
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i love gaboon vipers why do they move like that
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Me: Mom, I want Unus Annus to come back.
Mom: Don’t be silly we have Unus Annus at home.
Unus Annus at home:
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Abe: You know it is considered rude to stare?
Me: Well, you're eyes are just too pretty!
Abe: What?
Me: What?
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It has been 31 days without Unus Annus
Happy 1 month Deathiversary!
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@lady-raziel ASDFGHJKL ONE OF YOUR OLD MEMES MADE IT INTO A NEWS ARTICLE
It’s the only one imbedded as a tumblr post so if you want to screw up their article format, your could do some serious damage jjdgadad
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I’m at the Pizza Hut
I’m at the Taco Bell
I’m at the combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell
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“Thank you so much for being apart of Unus Annus, and making it something truly special because without you…it wouldn’t have mattered at all.“
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One last dance of Italy for the road, friends?
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I actually just showed heist to a friend and joked about the car apparition scene being unus and annus XD
can you imagine an unus annus cameo in heist 2? like we ending up dying and waking up and its just white before black starts swirling in as unus and annus appear but look confused as they say “wait, it’s not your time yet.” before shoving us away back to life
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