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you can see requests from tiktok faster than here if you go to my tiktok‼️(pitsazawr @maplezawr)

аlso, look at the pictures with music, isn’t it cool?

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more maxleyy doodles＼(^^)／

they haven't left my brain fr u_u

anygays here are more on my ms paint doodles encouraged by my oomf that keeps fueling my creativity lol

also, fun fact: this is the first time since i was 14 that i attempted drawing kissing scenes n stuff bc i wasn't good at it and gave up n_n

So yay! for me i guess, now i can make more varied ship art hellyea!!!

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maxley and their x-games tight uniforms

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There are so many diffrent canons, interpretations, alternate universes, mischaracterizations, else worlds, diffrent writers saying different things at the same time or writing characters extremely differently than past writers or not actually saying what is or isn’t currently canon and all of this spans back a bit less than a century, so to be frank I don’t usually care what you do with these silly superhero characters. I do however think there is harm being done when people willingly indulge racist canon characterization and mischaracterization of popular- or at the least, seen in- Batfanon charcaters. Like, framing Duke Thomas’s as the sane and ‘normal’ one, the infantilization or neglect of Cassandra Cain’s character, or the general villainization of Damian Wayne and Talia Al Ghul’s characters; all while simultaneously defending canonically white characters actions (Jason Todd’s Pit Madness, the Woobification of Tim Drake, and ignoring Bruce Wayne’s actions overall).

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i just think that Duke Thomas should like oink at Dick Grayson. I think that when Dick tries to come in Duke’s room and have like a weird sibling heart-to-heart, Duke’s like “u got a warrant, pig???” and Dicks like 👁️👄👁️. Duke passive-aggressively hands Dick a doughnut. And Dick doesn’t rrly get shit for being a cop/having been a cop bc most ppl assume he’s a stripper, so this is new to him.

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Did you guys know that Duke's tag on Ao3 only has 7,000 fics? Because I didn't.

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tfw you have a reputation to maintain but a sparkly alien keeps trying to become friends with you 😔✨️

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Bruce, to the Justice League after a botched mission: You deliberately disobeyed me! And worse, you put Clark in danger!

Clark, who is legitimately indestructible: :(

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Dick thinks that just because he’s a grown ass man, Harvey won’t climb a chandelier after him to get him down like he did when he was young. Dick is very wrong.

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'Duke is the token normal Batkid'Duke is the only Batkid who's not human and also joined a gang as a high school freshman.And beat the Joker's ass after Jason died and over his own personal trauma by him too like y'all think Tim wants to

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Posting for the first time? I'm considering posting some of my older art that is already up on Instagram.. but I might just start fresh and see how it goes..

Zukka nation where you at

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Duke: Awe look at us, it’s just you, me, and the literal manifestation of your childhood innocence.

Jason: 😐

JayBin: 😋

I need more fics where JayBin is a literal tiny ghost that Jason can see all the time, the others can see him every so often but they think he’s a hallucination, and Duke can see him due to his powers

Honestly any au where Duke can see ghosts is a win in my book.

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people don't talk enough about how fucking funny it is that bruce can sub in his kids as batman when he's too busy. like can you imagine it from the league's perspective? imagine you have this really mysterious, geniusly scary guy that you know next to nothing about, never cracks a smile and yet always comes out on top, and one day he shows up to a league meeting and there's just something... off. about him.

you can't pin it down because he's literally acting exactly the same as usual and there's no reason to think there's anything wrong, but maybe he shifted in his seat one to many times, or he looked just a tad bit too bored during green lantern's case review, but something's just... odd. so you quietly ask superman after the meeting if anything's up with the bat bcs you know those two are closer and also clark can hear heartbeats so if something's wrong surely he'll pick it up? and without hesitation he leans over to you and mumbles 'yeah batman was busy, that's his 17 yr old son. he's a crime lord and kills people sometimes though so we're not allowed to let him into the weapons department.' and then walks away like it's normal.

like the whiplash the league must go through every time they realise that no, this is not their fearless dark and brooding leader, this is in fact one of his dipshit kids being forced to sub in bcs the real batman broke an ankle, is incredible.

wonder woman: so that's my proposed plan, what are your thoughts batman?

batman: hn. i think that- *voice raising two octaves* oh shit hold on my phones buzzing

the league:

batman, answering the phone and immediately dropping the Bat Posture™: what do you mean- aw come on little wing that's not fair! but- no, NO DON'T YOU DARE TELL ALFRED I'LL BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU- IM SORRY OK I'LL BUY YOU MORE- *catches sight of the league watching him, baffled* *stiffens* ok listen i promise to replace them but i gotta go, please show me mercy iloveyoubye *hangs up*

the league:

batman:

batman: *coughs awkwardly*

superman: *sighs*

batman, to superman: ...red hood found out i ate his chocolate pretzels-

superman, shaking his head: just... just stop.

the flash: so this isn't batman either, is it?

wonder woman: if this one's also a criminal im losing my mind.

superman, tiredly: no no, this one isn't a criminal. this one's actually a cop.

batman: *sinks down in his seat* b's gonna kill me

green lantern, mystified: where does he keep GETTING you all from!?

'batman' dick, who made a pact with jason to Always Fuck With Bruce Whenever The Opportunity Arises: batman is a whore.

they think they've finally sussed out all 2 of batman's kids and then one day during a meeting 'batman' ends up on a 30 minute rant about different hacking methods this tech villain could be using that results in him half way through a sentence breaking off to say '-oh uncle clark could you pass me that pen- thanks, anyway so-' and then five minutes after that when the league have all been exchanging incredulous looks he finally freezes and is like. SHIT.

wonder woman: you're different from the other two, aren't you?

batman: maybe i am maybe i'm not, you can't prove it.

wonder woman:

green lantern: so like, are you new or have you just managed to avoid sub duty up until now?

superman, coughing: actually, this is this ones ninth occasion of replacing batman. you've just never realised before.

the league:

batman: yeah actually the other two are kinda mad i lasted longer than them...

the flash: how the fuck does he keep getting kids with the exact same build as him!??!?

'batman' tim, spent 20 minutes padding the suit out so he would look the part, still mad that bruce keeps palming WE work off on him: oh he forces us to take steroids for it.

the league, concerned:

superman, pinching the bridge of his nose: now come on red robin-

batman, fully tearing up and looking distraught: PLEASE uncle clark, it HURTS, you can't keep COVERING FOR HIM!

superman, frantically to the league: this one lies.

bonus

the league, squinting at batman:

the league: ...

superman: *head in his hands, too disappointed to do anything*

the league: *silently exchanging looks, wondering if anybody's brave enough to say anything*

duke as batman, fully aware this is fucking stupid but jason and tim fell on the floor laughing when dick came up with the idea and frankly, he wanted to see if anybody would have to guts to call him out: so, are we all ready to start the meeting?

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There's something so terribly secretive about fathers and pain. Fathers are open wounds, and Bruce isn't the exception of the rule.

But he's very, very good at disguising it. He's a haunted house and refuses to let them in, and a part of Dick, a part of him that both smiles and cries when he sees Bruce interact with his siblings, wishes he could overpower that strength.

"You have to leave it alone. We don't talk about it."

" But we should."

" That's now who I am, chum. Tati's sorry."

So Dick does. What a good little bird he is.

But Bruce's secrets weren't dormat and docile and obedient. They'll come out of someone's mouth if not from his. Dick just didn't expect it to happen like THAT,

Oliver and his dad always had the most curious relationship. It heavily reminded Dick of Jason and Tim, in some ways.

They liked having Oliver around. Uncle Ollie was saucy and witty and railed Bruce up considerably. It was the perfect moment to be a fly on the wall, studious and smirking,

"You're the most unstable Individual I've ever encountered. And I have lunch with Harley on Fridays."

" 1) Rude for not Inviting me. 2) I'm not the one who tried to kill himself at 8."

Pin drop.

Jason's voice hasn't been so small since he was a kid, " ...What?"

Oliver, entirely unaffected by dropping this hard of a bombshell, sips his tea, " Yeah, why do you think your old man stays away from Robinson Bridge?"

A suffocating hush falls over them. Bruce gently puts Damian down, promising they'll finger paint later, and walks away with eyes downcast.

Oliver blinks, looking at a face palming Roy, "Uh...This is the part where you laugh?"

But looking around their frozen grimaces puts understanding in him. " ...Yeah, never let me improv again."

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The justice league doing interviews

Reporter: Which Justice League memeber would you wanna fight the least?

Batman: Wonder Woman

Reporter: so she could beat you

Batman: of course

Reporter: no one else.

Batman: I'm part of a team with incredible, unique individuals who could defeat me very easily, but I'm going with Diana as she's the most logical and evident choice.

Reporter: Not Superman?

Batman: Superman cries when he stabs his pinky toe

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Reporter: Could you beat BATMAN in a fight?

Green Arrow: Hell no, but don't tell him I said that. Hold up, he called us INCREDIBLE?

Barry: awww!

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Reporter: Can you take Batman?

Hal: I'm trying.

Reporter: ...

Hal: oh you meant in a fight! No

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Reporter: Would you rather fight 10 polar bears on cocaine or Batman?

Billy: Is Batman angry?

Reporter: lets say yes

Billy: Give me 10 polar bears, 5 angry cats, AND the chimp from Nope.

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Reporter: Could you beat Batman in a fight?

Clark: I would NEVER fight Batman. I'd honestly just launch myself into the sun

Reporter: but if you HAD to.

Clark: well, -- Yes, I guess I'd win, but if I was a normal guy he'd wipe the floor with me. Which he does already. I love that man.

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Reporter: What's it like to know Batman is scared of you?

Diana, cutely eating ice cream, covered in bloody gear: RAHHH

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Bruce Wayne fights because he believes Gotham can change. Batman fights because it won’t.