riley / genderfluid (he/she) / bisexual / black / i'm 27 years old / i've no money and no prospects / i'm already a burden to my parents / and i'm frightened
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"You were in my dreams last night" yeah our souls have been clawing through our chests to get to each other since we met but I'm glad you noticed
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“Can I be mean for a second” I would not care if you killed the bitch in front of me. Now what’s bothering you queen
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only on tumblr will you encounter a joke with "ok so imagine youre fucking one of the cows from that gary larson comic" as the setup
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You tell your cowgirl gf you want to bring toys into the bedroom and she brings out a handsaw, a vaguely rake-like implement, and two semispheroidal objects with handles
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I will be like "I'm fine" and then another fucking event will occur
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one of my students just came up to me and went "happy Monday. the situations never end." on GOD they don't, little buddy. On God they don't.
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QUICK REMINDER
In the US: threatening government officials is a felony under federal law (18 U.S.C. § 871). Even memes.
be careful with your jokes if they spill over to active officials.
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I laughed so fucking hard at this
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re: google AI. seriously. do you want machine generated misinformation or do you want to come here, to our beloved tumblr, and receive specially hand crafted misinformation. support real artists, guys. come to tumblr for your misinformation
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personally i kinda of enjoy it even though i dont use they/them because it kinda implies someone has looked at me and assumed i'm not cis lol. and at least in my social circle it's more polite to go with they/them if you aren't sure
please reblog for sample size :] its research
#as a genderfluid#my pronouns are she/he and please mix it up#if you know me and i’ve told you this please do NOT use they/them#however#if a stranger hits me with a they/them it is mission fucking accomplished#like a little ‘idk what’s going on but there seems to be Gender afoot’ kinda they#it feeds me#but if you do know what’s going on bc i have told you. do NOT
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i support mpreg but more importantly i support mabortion
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Stop me if you hate the concept: short, fat, hairy lady gets isakai'd into a high fantasy, and instead of "oh look at all these ethereal elves woe for I am but a flawed mortal" routine she lands in Dwarf territory and is immediately revered as the most enchanting and desirable maid in all the land. This immediately becomes a zesty romantic drama. Thoughts
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Freaky Friday 2003, dir. Mark Waters
#the amount of times i repeated this scene#on my treasured DVD#and recreated the performance#but would not realize i was queer for 4 more years#and would not realize i was autistic for… 16 more years…
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