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I thought people were exaggerating how the redesigned dragons in Spyro Reignited were "hunks" now but they legit look like the cast of a dating sim called Dragon Daddy. Muscular barista dragons with gauges in their horns. There's one dragon that's straight up wearing a collar and holding some rope. Every single dragon is like this

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YOU'RE *WELCOME* FOR THIS FUCKING TRAINWRECK. NOT THAT I EXPECT ANY OF YOU TO ACTUALLY APPRECIATE THE LEVEL OF PERSONAL DIGNITY I HAD TO SACRIFICE TO MAKE THIS SHIT HAPPEN. DO YOU EVEN UNDERSTAND HOW *RIDICULOUS* I FELT LEARNING THE LYRICS TO THAT SONG, LET ALONE SINGING THEM OUT LOUD? NO, OF COURSE YOU DON’T. BUT I DID IT ANYWAY, BECAUSE CLEARLY I’M THE ONLY ONE HERE WHO CARES ENOUGH TO DELIVER HIGH-QUALITY, CROSS-SPECIES ENTERTAINMENT. SO TAKE IT, ENJOY IT, AND MAYBE TRY SAYING THANK YOU NEXT TIME.

LYRICS/INSPIRATION: SEAHORSE TRASH || ART: VALLY_DOGGO

LYRICS BELOW THE CUT, AS ALWAYS

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Sí, me vuelves loco con tus disparates A veces me haces querer gritar Vi que ya estabas caminando hacia mí Desearía que me dejaras en paz

Tú eres tan molesto cuando me hablas Me estoy cansando de tu mierda Ni siquiera sé por qué me gustas (Oh yeah) Ya, ya estoy perdiendo la cabeza Ojalá que dejaras de molestarme Esto hay que tomarlo sin ningún apuro

KARKATCITO

¿Por qué no entiendes que yo te odio? Espero que te mueras en un incendio Lo deseo un asesinato por contrato

KARKATCITO

Quiero estrangular tu cuello despacito Entonces esperaré tu asfixia Si tú murieras, estaría contento Quiero cometer suicidio cuando te oigo Por favor, calla tu boca Eres mi menos favorito (favorito, favorito baby) No me importa si te rompes tu codo Desearía no poder ver tu cara Y que olvidara tus rimas malas

Tú crees que soy lindo Creo que eres un puto Yo estoy diciéndo Nunca escuchando Sabes que tu corazón no puede manejarme Sabes que mi barra de amor está baja ¿Por qué te esfuerzas tanto para molestarme? Quiero, quiero, quiero que veas cómo se siente Yo no tengo prisa, puedo hacerlo todo el tiempo Olvidemos que eso pasó

Pendejo, pendejo, eres mierda culo Me vas a volver loco poquito a poquito Cuando tú me besas, quiero estar muerto Estás lleno de mierda completa

Pendejo, pendejo, eres mierda culo Me vas a volver loco poquito a poquito Tu estupidez es un rompecabezas Pero para armarlo aquí tengo la pieza (oye)

KARKATCITO

¿Por qué no entiendes que yo te odio? Espero que te mueras en un incendio Lo deseo un asesinato por contrato

KARKATCITO

Quiero estrangular tu cuello despacito Entonces esperaré tu asfixia Si tú murieras, estaría contento Quiero cometer suicidio cuando te oigo Por favor, calla tu boca Eres mi menos favorito (favorito, favorito baby) No me importa si te rompes tu codo Desearía no poder ver tu cara Y que olvidara tus rimas malas

KARKATCITO

Vamos a hacerlo en el meteorito Hasta que Kanaya grite "¡ay, bendito!" Para que podamos afirmar dominio

Quiero cometer suicidio cuando te oigo Por favor, calla tu boca Eres mi menos favorito (favorito, favorito baby) No me importa si te rompes tu codo Desearía no poder ver tu cara Y que olvidara tus rimas malas

KARKATCITO

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It’s TV time!

All right everyone here’s a simple question who is gayest?!? Behind are some of the gay people across the Multiverse and you help me figure out which one is the most gay!

1st we Have….ME?!?? what a shock everyone what a shock

2nd we have Noelle

Next we have a Amity from the boiling isles and finally we have

J From Copper 9!!

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you can be like "don't care for orange juice with pulp" on tumblr and here comes insecure andy like "lmfao, why is it such a big deal if orange juice has pulp? why are you so mad? like, calm down lmfao. like, why does it even matter to you if orange juice has pulp in it? do you think pulpy juice is the end of the world? is there something wrong with you? what's wrong with you? is it autism?"

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complimented a cashier on her turtle pin this morning and she said "oh thanks, I am a little bit of a Turtle Person" with the carefully contained energy of Cookie Monster telling you he's mildly fond of chocolate chips

I hope she and the multiple tons of turtle merch she definitely has at home are having a wonderful day

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Had my suspicions but I have finally confirmed it this morning: The rival Pokémon Go team I have been beefing with, whose gym's total annihilation I have incorporated into my morning routine, is actually a group of local elementary school students

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kpop demon hunters from the perspective of the fans is so fucking funny because what do you mean the biggest kpop girl group in korea is beefing with and wrote a devastating diss track about a brand new boy band that debuted like 4 weeks ago and only has one song out

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my parents visited today and their latest item of ‘what people you knew in school are up to lately’ gossip was about the absolutely BONKERS thing they’re trying to talk their friend out of doing to her daughter. I’m still in shock tbh

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why do we bother with I hate my partner jokes when your boss is right there

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VIVZIEPOP JUST ANNOUNCED A HOMESTUCK ANIMATED ADAPTATION?? WHAT.

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I've seen people bitching about how they're gonna fuck up the homestuck animated show because you can't translate a text-dependant media into video.

As if every motherfucker on youtube didn't figure out, collectively, how to turn a typing quirk into a vocal quirk.

Maybe stop whining and wait to see how it goes? Or just ignore it. You're allowed to do that.

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Ok. But if the Homestuck cartoon thing adapts the whole comic, the real question is:

Are they going to get Insane Clown Posse, Guy Fieri and whomever the fuck else appears in the comic to play the selves or are they going to cast different people?

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Why are people treating Toby fox like he got forced into working in that Homestuck thing and needs to be saved? Hasn't he been involved in homestuck since the start? Toby was around for the racist shit but he gets treated like a wholesome toddler cause he made deltarune and undertale I guess

Toby Fox is literally reprising his role as John from a rock opera he wrote about homestuck mpreg; some people just dont know the first thing about the creators they're into haha

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All the Homestuck renders from the new crossover merch

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Animated Homestuck Pilot (totally not written by vivizepop) : A bitch ass man stands in his fucking ugly ass bedroom. It just so happens that out of all fucking days, the 13th of April, 2009, it’s this motherfuckers birthday. Though it was thirteen years ago-