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♡ Imagine your villainous/slasher/outlaw f/o speckled with blood.

Messy hair, little drops of blood slowly rolling down their face and arms, a dark look in their eyes that you're all too familiar with now. They've done something sinister perhaps, maybe it was for a reason they felt justified in, either way, they take you into their arms in a tight, long embrace, hoping you won't take them for a monster.

They might not yet know that you don't see them that way, but you'll return the embrace, feeling comfort in the way you know in absolute that they love you. You question if it's right, and they do too, but right now, all you can think of is how much you love each other.

The darkness within them will just have to wait.

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There’s a lot of selfship posts that are like “imagine helping your villain f/o becoming a better person” or “imagine committing crimes with your villain f/o” and those are both valid, But I’d like to raise you: Imagine tricking your villain f/o into doing something good by convincing them it’d be so mischievous.

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If he's so evil and heartless, why is he cuddling with me oh so gently and kissing me?

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“this character is a heartless villain they’d never love you or ur oc” “this character doesn’t do romance” “this—“

LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER

WRONG! you or your oc is the exception

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Normalize selfshippers making weird noises about their f/os. When they go EEEEEEE AUUUGGHGHGH MY BAYBYYY THAT"S THEMMMMM EEEEUEEUUEUE HEHEEH HOOHOOHOO whenever they see them, that's magical

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hey! me and my system made a discord server for people who self ship with villain characters. it's 18+ only, discourse free, lgbt inclusionist, and disability/system safe.

we have a member cap at 30, though if things go well enough we'll bump it to 50 or maybe even 100!

plenty of bots to mess around with as well. hope to see you there!

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does your f/o smack you ass or do you smack their ass. this is important

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...!!

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Pomni Digital circus, but medieval

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while kissing my villain f/o's head: you're a problem *smooch* you're a terror *smooch* you're a menace to society *smooch smooch smooch*

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polyam selfshippers.. imagine this as your polycule

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hey guys don't look now but... consider. your f/o who's not so confident in their appearance or doesn't get a lot of compliments when you call them beautiful for the first time. the way their face softens as they ask, "do you really think that?" and the pure love they feel from you when you tell them "of course!" without missing a beat. have you considered it yet.

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There's something so sweet to me about having an f/o that's considered intimidating or scary. Like this big spooky person LOVES YOU!!! They love you so much, and they want you to know it!

Can they be a little bit intense about it? Of course. But they do it to show just how much they care, how dedicated they are to you.

And the joy it brings them from the bottom of their heart, that YOU were the person to bring this side out of them. Priceless, they wouldn't trade it for anything.

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Tag that F/O that spoils you waaaay too much, but you love them and appreciate every gift they give you anyway

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Imagine your f/o badly wounded after a fight. They have a bad cuts across their chest you see bleeding on their shirt. So when there's a moment of calm they remove their clothes just enough so you can heal it. Pudding a cotton ball of rubbing alcohol on it gently try not to touch the skin. Maybe even a bit flustered from such a vulnerable moment as you try not to show it. Your f/o tilts their head watching you clean them up, and as you finish they say "Do you like seeing me like this?"

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Imagine going to build-a-bear with your f/o(s) and making stuffed bears based on each other :)

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good morning selfshippers just an ordinary morning post here move along…

JUST KIDDING I cast spell of IMAGINE YOUR F/OS MORNING VOICE