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Why are you doing this to me, human? (Source: http://ift.tt/2nmq2h9)
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a mummy who broke out of his sarcophagus wrote this
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when tumblr’s weekly malfunction kicks in and you’re not sure if posts aren’t loading correctly or if there’s a new wave of nihilism memes circulating around so you get stuff like this
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i filled a condom with water and gave it feelings
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only americans will understand::
shirley temple DVD set infomercial
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my family is so. fucking weird and resistant to talking about anything. when i was a small child i asked my mother why she had a lot of gifts and things where people called her by another name and she like. didn’t give me a straight answer? it was her Hebrew name. like that’s literally it. that’s all u had to say
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