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i love having the hubris to go 'sure i'll try that, how hard can it be' about every creative skill under the sun. jack of all trades master of shit fuck but who says you have to be a master??? maybe i want to sew a mediocre plushie and code a janky mod and write a bland song. im having fun. im in my lane. im learning and im thriving.

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"You could get up early and do it before work" I could also wait for a magic beanstalk to start growing in my living room LMAO. Let's focus on things that happen in the real world

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Hemitrichia serpula by Gim Siew Tan

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dead wife who was MEAN and slept without a TOP SHEET and only went to the beach when it was OVERCAST to SCOWL at the waves

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god forbid a woman is boring and a low achiever and likes to drink

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funny thing about “pure obsessional” or mental-only compulsive OCD is that you could be having the most devastating mental health crisis of your life and spiraling into the brainworm dimension but to everyone around you, you’re just politely browsing for medicated chapstick

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Anatomical Heart and Japanese Eel (2024).

解剖心臓と鰻 (2024)。

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He means a little squeeze bottle with brine shrimp inside but… bottle feeding the loblings…

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Watching Jurassic Park and I have Opinions on this place as a zoo. Feeding the predators live prey?? There's other ways to provide enrichment! Also that enclosure is way too small for multiple large animals like that! Electric fences? Ha! Electric fences won't stop a fucking goat! Where's the zoo experts? Who designed these enclosures?? Were all zoos this shitty in the 90s???

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will Crankshaft win against her rival? or is she doomed to flip her truck 3 times in yet another catastrophic defeat? find out in the next thrilling episode of Monster Truck Warriors……

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"As long as it's a harmless ship"

All of the ships are harmless because they're all completely fictional characters.

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sardines creature

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my brain has decided succession, severance, and leverage are all the same show and i still have no idea what any of succeverage is about

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i can handle one (1) Event™ per day. whether it be a phone call, an appointment, trip to the grocery store, play date with a friend, etc. only one, that's it. any more than that and i am Stressed

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Pretty little baby~ 🌸🦇

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all-timer