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About Me

hello i am Bones and this is my blog. My real name isn’t actually Bones, but the internet isn’t the best place for full and proper names, so Bones it is.

I am currently a { 25 } year old lesbian located somewhere near the Appalachian Mountains in the eastern part of the North American continent. I love the mountains. Despite my personhood, I find that I still feel like nothing more or less than a layer of lyme overlooking one of the range’s gorges.

I am unendingly curious, and sate this by consuming anything related to biology, biochemistry, biophysics, psychology, history, archaeology, and art. life and its remnants remain my greatest loves.

Favorite Author: Kurt Vonnegut

Musicians I enjoy: Arctic Monkeys, Tyler the Creator, My Chemical Romance, Frank Ocean, Hozier, Doechii, Chappell Roan, Taylor Swift, Kendrick Lamar, and others.

Favorite Book: God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater! by Kurt Vonnegut

Favorite Album: CALL ME IF YOU GET LOST by Tyler the Creator

Favorite Color: Indigo

Favorite Animal: Fox

Astrological Sign: Aries

MBTI: INFJ

Favorite Activity: Hiking

That’s me, will probably update soon. thanks :)

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It's an open notes test and some dense motherfuckers still can't figure out the answers.

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fun thing about herding and/or generally neurotic breeds: they are really good at following rules you have instituted, but they will also make their own Dog Rules they will follow stringently whether or not you like it

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its the first fucking scene of the whole 177 episodes show and they are already gazing into each other's eyes

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cameron NEEEEEEDS to lez out with somebody. PLEASE

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received this incomprehensible email from my ornithology professor

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i was jumanji’d too when i was a kid but no one cared

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musk is going to die in a Tesla explosion in 6 months after sticking his nose where it doesn't belong and we will never get a conclusive answer on whether it was a CIA car bomb or just a normal Tesla malfunction

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hate it when pets learn words, my dog flips out when he hears "greenie" so we had to start saying "G word" but now he knows G word so we have to say shit like "are we out of emerald indulgences"

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can you take my white ass to funkytown

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There is no way of accidentally doing a nazi salute twice in a row while the entire world is watching. This man needs to be killed

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Getting high at the aquarium? Cliche. Catch me zooted out of my gourd at the natural history museum. I turn a corner and see a stuffed grizzly bear and fall to my knees sobbing uncontrollably

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You are either going to the bathroom with me or going to the bathroom against me

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