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people who flaunt their “gayness” or “trans identity” like its some kind of god given gift genuinely scare me

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Life imitates art

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Big lick energy

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i always thought kiwis were like the size of the fruit kiwi for some reason

theyre p big 

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Sometimes being gay can be really lonely. Not in the sense that you don’t have friends or anything, but you just feel isolated. The movies aren’t made for you. The music on the radio isn’t made for you. Advertisements aren’t made for you. You feel like everyone is in on some joke and you’re laughing with them but you didn’t get it.

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Vaccinate your kids folks

I’m not about to get sick and die because you think juniper leaf with organic honey will protect you from Polio

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Some of you were curious about the honey process

Well, I’m here to show you what these wonderful little ladies make, and how us humans collect the extra.

Some Vocabulary:

This is a Langstroth beehive. Those boxes in it are called “Supers”. Supers hold 10 frames each. Frames look like this.

I’m here to teach you about honey extraction from this particular kind of hive, and when you only have like 5 or 6.

The Process:

First, we start with the frame of honey.

Notice anything? The bees have “capped” this honey with beeswax so it can keep for the winter! (or beekeep heheh)

So what you wanna do is cut those bad boys off with ya Hot Knife.

(Or you can just scrape them off with a fork. Or poke holes in them. Dealer’s choice, man.)

Next, you put your uncapped frames in the Crazy Spin Cylinder. (The Extractor)

And YA CRANK IT

And the honey sp i n s

Honey GO

H O N  E  Y

The frames are spun at such a high speed that the honey is pulled right out!

Next, you open the spigot at the bottom, run it through a strainer…

Pour it in a jar…

and VOILA!

Beautiful Bee Nectar that you got yaself! This has been a PSA

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fucked up how cooking and baking from scratch is viewed as a luxury…..like baking a loaf of bread or whatever is seen as something that only people with money/time can do. I’m not sure why capitalism decided to sell us the idea that we can’t make our own damn food bc it’s a special expensive thing that’s exclusive to wealthy retirees but it’s stupid as hell and it makes me angry

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heY ace folks don’t listen to anyone who acts like your sheer existence is “discourse.” it’s your life and I’m proud of you for living it truthfully and honestly and well. nobody else gets a say in that.

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Why I love my Black Cat, Olivia

1. She was extremely adorable as a little kitten

and even more so when she grew up!

She is also so photogenic despise being a black kitty. It’s like having a mini black panther in your house.

She also loves to get up high and I mean UP HIGH.

and she is so precious when she is curled up in the sunlight

She also loves to go under covers

like really likes under the covers (that bump is her)

She also loves pizza boxes. or actually any box 

and purses… 

like literally anything that is out of place

She also gets along well with my doggies

(and she gets along with my turtle lmao xD)

She also loves to keep me warm by being on me, and a lot of times she actually sleeps on me <3 (excuse my face this was taken through my computer)

she also loves to bring me little babies to me <33333. 

So yeah I love my darling precious Olivia the best cat ever <333. 

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action movie about a guy who pretends to be a hitman and does the whole “25% up front and the rest when the job is done” thing but then just keeps the down payment, doesn’t kill anybody, and stops responding to the client’s calls, knowing that they can’t sue him for breach of contract without confessing to trying to hire a hitman. problem is now a lot of people who are comfortable with the concept of paying someone to kill someone else are mad at him

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People who prefer hot weather: Snow and ice are a pain, and the cold is just kind of uncomfortable even when you wrap up, you know?

People who prefer cold weather: MY SKIN LITERALLY MELTS OFF EVERY SUMMER I AM A FUCKING HUMAN SOUP AS WE SPEAK

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your heart is a muscle the size of a rat