neatly partitioned meats and cheeses appeal to me on an aesthetic level ok mfer
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behold the power of sleep deprivation and being bored in siivacord
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(full article here)
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big pharma will try to sell u $20 cold medicine like spicy ramen doesnt cost like a dollar a pack and orgasms are free
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the amongus crewmate really was a gift to humanity. the world had enough crudely drawn dicks on bathroom stall doors we needed another shape to instantly strike annoyance and discomfort in the viewer
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You🫵wouldn't❌down⬇️load🛜a🅰️car🚗
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"oh, surely giving inviolable a sound effect with no cooldown will be fine" the nefarious slop gang:
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Hello hi I hope you know the "aigis earnestly asking for lesbian sex" post saga lives rent free in my mind. Internalized homophobia speedrun kotone%. Also your art is so pretty
this is fr what playing the end of aigis's route for the first time felt like. I was losing my mind the entire time
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(the mutual in question) some important technical context here: the feather dropping is an undocumented easter egg mechanic in a power called "brittle" brittle makes you take more damage from combat. the feather dropping procs with a 50% chance (with a limit of going off once per minute) if you take two hearts or more of damage in a single hit
this means that to get any appreciable quantity of feathers from this mechanic, you need to regularly beat the shit out of the avian in question. thought you'd all appreciate knowing that
theyre doing some serious aya shit to me
#minecrap#i really didn't intend for people to be like that about this.#but they did anyway and i really should have known#i don't regret it a bit
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valuable life lessons from minecraft:
eye contact is dangerous
don't eat rotten meat
you have to sleep sometimes or else the phantoms get you
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shit man this hexcasting war is fucked i just saw a guy wave his artifact around and say "greater sentinel chain power 10 explosion worm" or some shit and everyone within 500 blocks exploded and had lava fill wherever they respawned. the camera didn't even go onto him that's how common this is. my ass is casting raycast mantra + fireball. i think i just heard "1000 falling anvil danmaku" two squads over. i gotta get the fuck outta here
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