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Stuart Proszakian is my favrotie guy ever. I wish they would put him in everything

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Stuart had a crush on Larry Littlejunk and I cannot stress this enough

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the funnest form of being a hater is hating something you actually have so much love for but sucks. it’s cathartic. corny people are always like ‘if you hate x so much don’t talk about it 😒 positivity always <3’ you could NEVER understand our WARRIORS BOND

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what if i posted esoteric memes. what then

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Stuart's sort of the resin that holds all the other characters together to create a homogeneous show. Hes sort of hot in a 2009-american-animation kind of way

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Stuart is soooo hot

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Back to say that I watched more episodes and I love the way thag stuart was pistol-whipping everybody

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Ok I posted my pics and I'm like so totally over it now. Goodbye

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my pics .. my lady gaga lyric pics .. i hope that one day somebody will put the show’s name into google and that something here will show up . really give them a taste of what theyre getting into

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it is a belief of mine that stuart had a crush on larry up until ep 4, then he got completely over him after that. Just completely moved past him. forgot about him. like he’s good now

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Larry and Polly… hehe :)

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Principals

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Stuart is the Bestie trope but when he grows boobs he becomes Breastie instead... send post

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Thinking so much about when he said that hed been arrested 15 times but with no convictions. They cant prove anything. Thinking about how when he got so caught up in his web of lies that he spent 4 hours in a parking lot looking for his fake car and then he hijacked one. And that his trial is in July. But they're not gonna be able to prove anythign. He just gets so caught up in his characters. His prison clown job, Polly , Scoop Proszakian, etc., etc. ..... and hes voiced by Abe from Clone High and he looks like he sired Beavis from beavis & butthead. Need I say more

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Literally this

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K here's the thing. Stuart brought up Polly BEFORE he had the "I should do schemes" revelation. So I think what the writer's intentions with all of that was that he really does have a sister named Polly, but he realized that he should do his own scheming and so we never ended up seeing her. And that whole charade was just his scheme. And we dont really realize it yet by episode 4, but Stuart has these characters / fulfills these personas often and effectively, and so that was just another one of those things. He did used to be a clown after all. Hes a natural actor.

But boy that is NOT how I initially interpreted any of that .... he grew the tits back which means he kept the pills ... he already had the outfit... he was able to switch between Polly/Stuart just fine so this is just an alter ego of sorts, not a distinct personality .. a persona that he humours enough that when on the pilot he realized that he could stop taking the pills to make the boobs go away, he hesitated..

Idk.... smth about how shes not just a version of him but a SISTER ... why... why that ... does he have familial issues ... was it just convenient... is he trying to push this facet of himself so far away that hes created a personality that is independent from him, is not him, but is still close to him, so a sister ... distinctly not him but a sister .. I have so many quastions

I think I was just supposed to think that it was all a scheme but ......... Man he brought her up BEFORE he decided to scheme .. rewatching the ep Stuart was ON Larry's ass right before that moment, watching him talk to Miracle, and then immediately asking how it went and suggesting that he go with someone else to make her jealous, and then immediately offering up his "sister" .. I mean that all sounds like a scheme to go on a date with Larry. And I did not notice at all before but after seeing that ep and rewatching the ones before it, Stuart really is the best friend trope, he is always hanging around Larry. This is a narrative device of course to guarantee that Larry's thoughts get expressed but ... idk......

And he did NOT have to kiss him at the party and the writer intentions im sure were that it was funny and the character justification is that he just gets so in character, but from my perspective and that first night that I was dwelling on it it just seemed like he wanted to kiss Larry.

Literally just seemed like Stuart has a side of him that is feminine or into drag or any number of explanations and he for whatever reason has designated those facets to be their own character, either as a witting alter ego or as a way to cope with having those traits to begin with...? And it just seemed like he was interested in that milquetoast fuck Larry and he pushed that attraction onto Polly, because she is a woman and it is therefore appropriate. IDK. That's just how it felt