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mrs. letitia drake stimboard

Who’s ready for some nummies?

x x x | x 🌿 x | x x x

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Happy 94th birthday Nancy Drew! You don’t look a day over 18! But how does she do it…

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forever obsessed with the fact that the clue crew just reblogs the same posts so i’ll be scrolling through my mutuals’ posts and it’s just the same meme about koko kringles 43 times in a row

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absolutely insane that HeR has gone so far as to get Trump indicted for thirty-four counts to promote the announcement of ND34. Sleuths, they just keep us on our toes!!

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I’m laughing my ass off at the last bullet point.

can we talk about how HeR, with no tangible plans to release future products, hired/contracted a new Social Media and Marketing Director during the height of a global pandemic??

I wont nitpick too much on her characterization of her job description since LinkedIn descriptions are usually pretty shallow by design, but did she really overhaul the brand image? Have they had improved engagement across ALL channels(the message boards? their youtube channel?)? Have they adjusted their strategy AT ALL based on their assessment of their competition?

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nancy drew’s physical appearance hints in game masterpost

first off we have written and spoken descriptions of nancy. we know that she’s a redhead, she looks similar to her mother, and her maybe “unfashionable” fashion sense.

next up we have her general body type shown via the silhouettes and her in full costume

now we have the majority of sneak peeks the game shows us: her skin tone, her hair color, and her fashion sense as seen from the back

now, the very rare 3rd person view of nancy. the middle era of games used this during puzzles or as transportation. usually it was just a vehicle but sometimes we get to actually see nancy walking

here are glimpses of nancy on the game covers. the one from SPY might be debatable but like, shes the one who wears the glasses and uses the zipline so i’m just going to assume it’s her.

finally, the greatest glimpses of nancy that we get in game. a blurry photograph, gunnar’s daughter who nancy herself states looks similar to her, and a doll made in her likeness by fiona.

p.s.

the cover of ASH with nancy’s mugshot makes her seem like shes just a bit over 5ft 8 if you use facial proportions to estimate where the top of her head should be. BUT her police report says she’s only 5′7″….shrimpteresting…..

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Y’all remember when we got a new Nancy Drew game every six months?

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spielichdiestarke asked: Nancy Drew or Mass Effect

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Whale World is a real place in Washington state 🐋

https://whalemuseum.org/

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 went off in my rwby server today bc we were on the subject of how amity arena and crystal match were good games but got let go for lack of profits 

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Scopa Gangnam Style

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HEY SO IF THERE IS EVER A GAME IN WEST VIRGINIA—

This is a rather rushed fan cover for a game that’ll never exist, but figured I’d post it anyways! I wanna paint it, like, physically, so maybe it’ll look a little better this go around!

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Ooh fun

senior detective or junior detective | cooking minigames or arcade minigames | fox and geese or scopa | summer scenery or winter scenery | frank hardy or joe hardy | coucou or loulou | hidden basements or hidden attics | jump scares or spooky sounds | bess marvin or george fayne | horse shirt or mom jeans | older games or newer games | scary games or comfort games | hard puzzles or light puzzles | playing with friends or playing alone | quick save or second chance | ghosts or monsters | playing during the day or playing at night | hints or no hints | keeping notes or no notes

tag game: this or that

starting the @nancydrewnetwork‘s new tag game! 

copy/paste this and mark your preferred choice in each pair with bold:

senior detective or junior detective | cooking minigames or arcade minigames | fox and geese or scopa | summer scenery or winter scenery | frank hardy or joe hardy | coucou or loulou | hidden basements or hidden attics | jump scares or spooky sounds | bess marvin or george fayne | horse shirt or mom jeans | older games or newer games | scary games or comfort games | hard puzzles or light puzzles | playing with friends or playing alone | quick save or second chance | ghosts or monsters | playing during the day or playing at night | hints or no hints | keeping notes or no notes

i’m tagging: @mrshenrybolet, @papenniesandbentoboxes, @hotchkiss-and-tell, @ladylindaaa !! 

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Do you mean this

can anyone help me find that “bald is beautiful” sale her interactive tried to do please and thank you!!

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if I had a nickel for everytime HeR made a game about someone disappearing shortly before their wedding day when they have a questionable relationship with their future spouse that takes place at an old building where it is believed that a young girl died a tragic death